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Sandra Fluke's Dilemma is Solved – She Needs to be declared an EPA Wetlands Protected Area

Many of you have likely seen the heart rending testimony of Ms. Sandra Fluke, a law student at Georgetown University, before a Congressional Committee a few weeks ago. She was lamenting that no one would subsidize her birth control expenses, which she claimed would amount to $3000 during her three years in law school.
After watching Ms. Fluke describe her desperate situation I set to thinking of ways to help her out of her crisis.
First, of course I had to pass through the grieving period I experienced after hearing of her inhumane treatment at the hands of the Georgetown administration and our Government � what cruelty lurks in the heart of men that they would leave this poor woman to fend for herself when all she wanted to do was get laid seven times a day (see my analysis below).
Once I recovered from my grief, I set to thinking about ways to help this poor girl. Being a Physicist, I sat down with my calculator and worked through some numbers.
Ms. Fluke’s expense account for birth control (aka sexual entertainment) was claimed to be $3000 for three years at law school. Let’s presume that as an educated woman she wants to be doubly safe and uses both birth control pills to prevent pregnancy and condoms to prevent STD (sexually transmitted disease).
Using the Wal-Mart cost for birth control pills of $9 per month, her birth control pills will cost her $324 for her entire law school career (if you can call it a career � I can think of other names). This leaves only $2676 for her condoms.
I went to Amazon.com, and found quality condoms available for 33 cents each in packages of 60 condoms each. This cost includes tax and shipping. Since she has $2676 for her 33 cent condoms, she will be buying 8109 condoms during her law school “career”�.
To use her 8109 condoms (remember, $3000 was Ms. Fluke’s own number) she would have to have sex 7 times a day. This number presumes that she has sex ten times a day on Sundays when she has more free time.
So, having worked through these numbers, I have some suggestions for Ms. Fluke to help her work through her crisis:
1. Find dates that are gentlemanly enough to either provide their own condoms, or at least split the cost with her. Selection criteria is the key to this one.
2. Spend more time studying. Even seven “quickies” a day will seriously cut into quality study time. This would not only save money but would improve her education as well.
3. Seek funding from the EPA from one of their Wetlands Protection programs surely Ms. Fluke’s nether regions would qualify as wetlands given sex seven times a day.
Just trying to help out a starving student.
By the way, the average starting salary of new Georgetown Law School graduates is $160,000 a year, FYI.
Booth R. Myers, PhD
 H/T Kelleigh

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People of WalMart…

Always give us a good laugh!

Why even bother with the belt?

Outdoor living indeed…

At least they have similar likes!

Hopefully mom picked up some clothes for the kids!

Maybe he thinks women’s underwear would be more attractive?


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Walmart Has Added a Sign to Speed Checkout Service

H/T Kelleigh

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Need Washing?

A little girl had  been shopping with her Mom in Wal-Mart. She must have been 6 years old, this  beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence.

It was pouring  outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much  in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there, under the awning, just inside the door of the WalMart. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed
up their  hurried day.
I am always  mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens  washing away the dirt and dust of the world.  Memories of running,     splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from     the worries of my day.
Her little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, ‘Mom let’s run through the rain,’ She said.
‘What?’ Mom asked.
‘Let’s run through the rain!’     She repeated.
‘No, honey. We’ll wait until it slows down a bit,’ Mom  replied.
This young child waited a minute and repeated: ‘Mom, let’s run through the rain..’
“We’ll get soaked if we do.” Mom  said.
“No, we won’t, Mom. That’s not what you said this morning.” the  young girl said as she tugged at her Mom’s arm.
“This morning? When  did I say we could run through the rain and not
get wet?”
‘Don’t you  remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, ” If  God can get us through this, He can get us through anything!”
The  entire crowd stopped dead silent.. I swear you couldn’t hear anything but the rain.. We all stood silently. No one left. Mom paused and thought for a     moment about what she would say.
Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was  said. But, this was a moment of affirmation in a young child’s life; a time  when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.
“Honey, you are absolutely right!. Let’s run through the rain!    If GOD  let’s us get wet;  well, maybe we just need washing.” Mom said.
Then  off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted     past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They got soaked.
They were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.   And yes, I did.  I ran. I got wet.   I needed washing.
Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions; they can take away your money, and they can take     away your health.  But ,no one can ever take away your precious memories.   So, don’t forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories  everyday.
To everything there  is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.
H/T  to Shane Cobane, KIRO radio traffic reporter and  the best “Elvis Impersonator” I know! 

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Girl put some clothes on!


Bikini-clad woman kicked out of Walmart says she’s a survivor

Via KOMO News: Sandy McMillin’s story has received international attention after she said Walmart employees kicked her out for wearing a bikini. Her story has also prompted a flurry of online comments. Some viewers applauded McMillin for standing up to Walmart. Others criticized her for her choice of attire.
Sandy McMillin and her sister Karla Vogt went to Walmart (in Eugene, OR – a liberal cesspool) on Sunday to buy sour cream, chips and coffee creamer. The temperature that day hit 90 degrees, so McMillin threw on a turquoise bikini and a pair of shorts. She said five minutes into her shopping trip while in the clothing aisle, a store employee told her to put on a shirt or leave, saying the swimsuit violated health codes.
“I was horrified,” McMillin told KVAL News. “I am embarrassed.” McMillin said employees then escorted her and her sister out of the store. “I hadn’t done anything obnoxious or outlandish,” McMillin said.
Walmart spokeswoman Ashley Hardie told KVAL News that McMillin has it all wrong. Hardie said customers complained and McMillin verbally abused people in the store. But Hardie said McMillin was never escorted outside.
I don’t care how hot outside it is – girl put some clothes on!

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Obama Loves America!


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The Department Store of Homeland Security!

From the Campus Liberty Alliance: A funny vid about our Homeland Security.  Make sure that “if you see something, say something”…enjoy!

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