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Bride makes a “twerking” entrance to her wedding reception

At least she didn’t set her private parts on fire. I guess that’s something her new husband is thankful for.

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Stop feeling sorry for Billy Ray Cyrus

When I posted about Miley Cyrus’ obscene “twerking” (simulated anal or doggie-style copulation) and masturbation at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, nationally televised at prime time just so families can watch it with their little kiddies, some of us felt sorry for her father, Billy Ray. (See “The meaning of Miley Cyrus’ tongue“.)

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Except that while Miley was “twerking,” her mom had looked on approvingly — beaming. For his part, Billy Ray piously tweeted his support: “Thanking God for so many blessings tonight.” (Source)

You can stop feeling sorry for ol’ Billy Ray now.

Here’s evidence that Miley is EXACTLY Billy’s spawn.

Clearly running out of musical ideas, Billy just recorded a new hip-hop version of Achy Breaky Heart, his one hit back when the world was still young. Achy Breaky 2‘s music video is full of twerking Miley-wannabes.

To spare you from wasting 3:32 minutes of your time watching and listening to the truly awful Achy Breaky 2 music video, I “took the bullet” and watched it so that I could take these two screenshots of “twerking” females with demonic faces:

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If you really want to punish yourself, here’s the music video:

Lest we forget, here’s a pic taken in 2008 of Miley with Billy Ray, for a spread in the glossy magazine Vanity Fair. She was only 15 years old. The two look like lovers instead of father and daughter. Ask yourself what father would pose like this with his daughter, at whatever age.

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H/t FOTM’s swampygirl

~Eowyn

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The meaning of Miley Cyrus' tongue

While surfing the net this morning, I came across yet another pic of Miley Cyrus sticking out her preternaturally HUGE tongue.
Please look at this pic and give me your FIRST reaction:
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My immediate gut reaction to the pic was: “Demonic”.
So I went looking on the net for what sticking your tongue out means, especially by adults.
It turns out commercial images of young women with their tongues sticking out began several years ago. In 2005, The New York Times consulted a University of San Francisco psychology professor named Maureen O’Sullivan, who studies nonverbal communication. O’Sullivan does not buy the notion that these are innocent images.
She explains, “The mouth is a sexual orifice from a young age.” The gesture of sticking out one’s tongue can have multiple meanings. It can be an act of rudeness, disgust, playfulness or outright sexual provocation. “It’s like the eyes,” she said. “An eye gaze can be aggressive to an enemy, but eye gaze can also be the height of intimacy.”
To lend more credence to young women like Miley sticking out their tongues as a SEXUAL gesture, there’s actually a website for tongue fetishists, run by “Mike Sprite” (not his real name). He pays women to film their tongues, on average around $500 for a half day of tongue modeling, because “Most women will not even show you their tongue when asked.” Normal-size tongues do not appeal to his clientele.
Lastly, to remove all doubt as to what Miley’s stuck-out tongue signifies, here’s a disgusting pic of her with the penis birthday cake she presented to her then-boyfriend, actor Liam Hemsworth, last January:
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And then, of course, there’s Miley’s “twerking” simulated anal copulation and masturbation at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, nationally televised at prime time just so families can watch it with their little kiddies.
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See also DCG’s “Miley Cyrus offers words of wisdom for teen girls.”

UPDATE (Nov. 24):

This is to those who feel sorry for Miley’s parents and think they are not responsible for what she’s become:
1. During her raunchy “performance” at the MTV Video Music Award, Miley’s mother looked on approvingly — beaming. Her father, Billy Ray, piously tweeted his support: “Thanking God for so many blessings tonight.” (Source)
2. Below is a pic taken in 2008 of Miley with her father, Billy Ray, for a spread in the glossy magazine Vanity Fair. She was only 15 years old. The two look like lovers instead of father and daughter. Ask yourself what father would pose like this with his daughter, at whatever age.
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~Eowyn

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America’s future: College students know all about twerking, but clueless about world leaders

The Know-Nothings of George Mason University

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As of 2010, the United States had 20.3 million students in colleges and universities. They comprise a mere 5.7% of the total U.S. population. (Source)

But if students at George Mason University near Washington, DC, in Fairfax VA, are an indication, then we are in deep trouble.

Media Research Center reporter Dan Joseph went around George Mason University asking students if they know who Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry are.

One student asks about Putin, “Isn’t he from Russia?”

Another student giggles, “Oh no, don’t do this to me. Don’t make me look like an idiot.”

Although she has no idea who Putin is, the student — like the other students interviewed by Joseph — knows all about “twerking,” the disgusting fad given notoriety by the pornographic Miley Cyrus. The student gives this detailed explanation of twerking: “bending your body, usually your hands are on the floor or on your knees, um… You are in an up-and-down motion, kind of bouncing, like.”

Urban Dictionary defines twerking as “the act of moving/ shaking one’ ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion.”

In other words, twerking is not just simulated copulation, it’s simulated anal copulation — as you can see if this GIF of Miley Cyrus at the recent nationally-televised MTV Video Music Awards:

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Cyrus also simulated masturbation:

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You’re looking at America’s future, boys and girls.  🙁

H/t Campus Reform

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~Eowyn

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