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Romance Novel 2010 Edition


He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear, “Just relax.”
Without warning he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn’t care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant.  This is a man, I thought.  A man used to taking charge.  A man not used to taking ‘no’ for an answer.  A man who would tell me what he wanted.  A man who would look into my soul and say….
“Okay, ma’am,” said a voice.  “All done.”  My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. “You can board your flight now.”
H/t Fellowship’s intrepid reporter May  😉
~Eowyn

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Got a TSA Grope or Porn Scan Story?

Were you forced to submit to a full-body porn scan or a grope-down by a TSA agent? Do you have a first-person horror story to tell? The Thomas More Law Center that is in the forefront on so many constitutional rights issues, including Obamacare, wants you to contact them!
~Eowyn

TMLC Collecting First-person Accounts of TSA Assaults
Monday, December 1, 2010
People - Enhanced Pat downThe Thomas More Law Center encourages any American who either was forced to submit to a full body scan or was assaulted by TSA agents during an “enhanced pat down” to email the Law Center about the incident.
“We believe that the enhanced pat-downs are a violation of the 4th Amendment and an unnecessary invasion of privacy,” said Richard Thompson, President and Chief Counsel of the Law Center. “We understand that there is a need for national security. It’s important for the government to protect the public; however, these enhanced pat-downs don’t increase public security. Instead, the TSA, which currently considers every American as a suspected terrorist, should focus their attention on appropriate profiling and intelligence analysis.”
Email your TSA story to the Law Center at info@thomasmore.org, subject line: “TSA Complaint.”
Read WorldNetDaily’s article about the Law Center’s TSA coverage.

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TSA at Bus Stations

Remember Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano hinting on November 22, 2010, that those invasive body searches may be coming to trains, subways, and boats?
Well, it is happening.
Your friendly TSA goons are now in bus terminals in Florida.
Welcome to the UPSA, the United Police States of America.
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H/t beloved fellow Joseph.
~Eowyn

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Our Solution for Airport Security

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Two words:

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Pigskin Gloves

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H/t beloved fellow May.  😉

~Eowyn

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TSA Confiscates Nail Clipper From Armed US Soldiers

This is a true story. It really happened.
H/t beloved fellows Joseph, Tom in NC, & Dave from Atlanta.
~Eowyn

TSA Takes Nail Clippers From Armed Soldier
The Patriot Post – November 19, 2010
File this one under “Non Compos Mentis.”
Several hundred National Guard troops were flying back home from Afghanistan when they ran into the TSA at Indianapolis. As one of the soldiers described it, “That’s where the stupid started.”
The soldier said, “It’s probably important to mention that we were ALL carrying weapons. Everyone was carrying an M4 Carbine (rifle) and some, like me, were also carrying an M9 pistol. Oh, and our gunners had M-240B machine guns. Of course, the weapons weren’t loaded. And we had been cleared of all ammo well before we even got to customs at Baghram, then AGAIN at customs.”
Any sane person would be reasonably sure this contingent didn’t include any would-be terrorists. Not the TSA.
One soldier had a Gerber multi-tool confiscated, and a TSA agent insisted that another turn over his finger nail clippers. According to the soldier reporting the story, “The conversation went something like this:”
TSA Guy: “You can’t take those on the plane. ”
Soldier: “What? I’ve had them since we left country.”
TSA Guy: “You’re not supposed to have them.”
Soldier: “Why?”
TSA Guy: “They can be used as a weapon.”
Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] “But this actually is a weapon. And I’m allowed to take it on.”
TSA Guy: “Yeah but you can’t use it to take over the plane. You don’t have bullets.”
Soldier: “And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?”
TSA Guy: [awkward silence]
Me: “Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f–k out of here. I’ll buy you a new set.”
Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]
This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns — but nothing that could have been used as a weapon. There, don’t you feel safer?

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Happy Thanksgiving From Your Friendly TSA!

Design by the brilliant political artist BKeyser


Meanwhile, those full-body porn scanners may be coming to trains, boats, and the metro. From The Hill, November 23, 2010,

The next step in tightened security could be on U.S. public transportation, trains and boats. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano says terrorists will continue to look for U.S. vulnerabilities, making tighter security standards necessary. “[Terrorists] are going to continue to probe the system and try to find a way through,” Napolitano said in an interview that aired Monday night on “Charlie Rose.” “I think the tighter we get on aviation, we have to also be thinking now about going on to mass transit or to trains or maritime. So, what do we need to be doing to strengthen our protections there?”

And inquiring minds are asking if TSA agents are spreading germs and infection by wearing the same latex gloves that they had used to touch the armpits, crotches and genitalia of airport passengers they pat down, including passengers who are sick. From WorldNetDaily, November 22, 2010: 

…the agents wear the same gloves to pat down dozens, perhaps hundreds, of passengers, not changing them even though the Centers for Disease Control in its online writings has emphasized the important of clean hands to prevent the exchange of loathsome afflictions.

H/t beloved fellows DCG and Anon.
~Eowyn

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What Do the Initials "TSA" Really Mean?

TSA supposedly are the initials for Transport Security Administration.
Little do we sheeple Americans know the initials actually stand for something else entirely.
Here are 44 meanings. So many choices!
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My vote is for “Totally Screwing Americans”. What’s yours?
A big h/t to beloved fellow Tom in NC.
~Eowyn

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The Final Solution




Americans, are you sheep?
When will you wake up and realize that the humiliation your government rulers are heaping on you in the name of “airport security” has NOTHING to do with security against terrorism?
My proof?
Muslims are exempted from the full-body porn scanners and the pat-down gropes by TSA goons.
H/t beloved fellow May.
~Eowyn

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TSA chief John Pistole is Full of…

From the Associated Press this morning:

Facing protests from travelers and pressure from the White House, TSA head John Pistole said in a statement Sunday that, as in all nationwide security programs, “there is a continual process of refinement and adjustment to ensure that best practices are applied.”
Still, he pointed to the alleged attempt by a Nigerian with explosives in his underwear to try to bring down an Amsterdam-to-Detroit flight last Christmas. “We all wish we lived in a world where security procedures at airports weren’t necessary,” Pistole said, “but that just isn’t the case.”
The statement came just hours after Pistole, in a TV interview, said that while the full-body scans and pat-downs could be intrusive and uncomfortable, the high threat level required their use.

John Pistole, you’re so full of the brown stuff, I can smell the stench from my ‘puter.
If “security” against terrorists is really the TSA and the Obama administration’s concern, Muslims wouldn’t be exempted from those full-body porn scanners and “enhanced” pat-downs gropes.
~Eowyn

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New Jersey Legislators Take On TSA Goons


Thank our Founding Fathers for designing the United States as a federation where political power is not entirely concentrated in Washington, DC, but instead dispersed among geographical units — the 50 state governments! [Note to constitutional law expert Obama: It’s 50, not 57 states.]
Congress isn’t doing anything about the porn-scanner/TSA-grope problem, but state governments are. In this video, New Jersey legislators are speaking out in opposition to “the new TSA airport security procedure.” New Jersey State Senator Mike Doherty (R):

“We believe there are violations of the Constitution and of New Jersey laws. When you go to the airport, when you buy an airline ticket, you do not give up your Constitutional rights. American citizens should be able to travel freely, without being harassed and intimidated by their government. There are other procedures that can be used, and there are other countries in the world that provide clear role models of how to do this.
We see government action as continuing to intimidate our citizens and violate their rights. Enough is enough. We are introducing resolutions today both in the Senate and in the Assembly calling on our federal Congressional delegation to immediately get engaged in this issue, take a look at these new TSA security procedures, and stand up for our citizens not only in New Jersey but across the United States of America.” 

Even the ACLU has entered the fray. It recommends that those full-body porn scanners be used only sparingly to screen really suspicious airport passengers.
H/t beloved fellow FS.
~Eowyn
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