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Nancy Grace says “F**king coons”

Nancy Grace rails against Zimmerman’s “hatred” for Trayvon; insists Zimmerman said “F**king Coons.”

Guess what, Nancy? It does not say “Coons.”

Even CNN, not wanting to be sued, has brought in an audio expert to clean up tape. 

Pay attention at the 1:00 mark of this tape of the 911 call:

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JJLA9vr97qw]

Zimmerman clearly said, “It’s fking cold,” not “fking coons.”

Nancy, you’re a race baiting pig.

~Steve~                Now I’m done on this topic. I think….

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Men Are Tougher Than Women…Well I Don't Think So…

i’ve said it before and will say it again. If men had to have babies we would be extinct very soon. wanna bet? men watch vid below and tell me how many you will have.

~ Steve~                        H/T   Miss Surfer

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Saturday Morning Funny.

I bring you another video that is so bad and so stupid it is funny. My son who has just turned 13 likes to point out certain vids  that he finds hysterical.                                 oop’s a little warning on the language. just a little salty.

~ Steve~                    H/T The Short Fella who lives here.
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Optical Illusion With Tiles.

OK, now this one is giving me a headache. I can’t figure out how it is done. There is even a short vid below that explains it….I think. I still don’t understand. Not a pretty  sight when I’m stuck on stupid.   😀

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~Steve~                                 A Big H/T To Reader joworth
 
 
 
 
 

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1950 – The Ruggles Family Christmas Episode

You have to be a certain age  to remember these early television programs that began with the post-WWII baby-boom and  defined the ideal in the 1950s.  They were unabashedly decent.  Decency and godly morality were values that television actively promoted!
The Ruggles” ran from 1949-1952.  It starred veteran charmer, Charlie Ruggles, as the father of four.  As preschoolers, my sister and I were intent on the highjinks of the twins, Donald and Donna, played by Judy Nugent and Jimmy Hawkins.  My younger sister developed a huge crush on Jimmy Hawkins when he later played Tag Oakley on the Annie Oakley Show.   So, this post is dedicated to my sister, affectionately known as Little Linilulu.

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Jenny

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
head with a frying pan.
‘What was that for?’ the man asked.
The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket.’
The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on!’ His wife then apologised and went on with the
housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness, the man asked why she had hit again.
His wife replied ‘Your horse just phoned!’
~Steve~        H/T  Joseph

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Today I offend the elderly. Not meaning to.

I know dementia is not something to joke about. I usually never explain myself in these jokes, but I find them funny because being in my 50’s they already happen to me. My Mom is 80 and it’s not so funny that she is losing memory.
————- Steve——– ——-  H/T  Joseph———————–
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.
‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’
‘Sure.’
‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.
‘No, I can remember it.’
‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, soas not to forget it?’
He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’
‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.
Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.

‘Where’s my toast?’

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’

‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘She’s still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.’

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
‘So I hear you’re getting married?’
‘Yep!’
‘Do I know her?’
‘Nope!’
‘This woman, is she good looking?’
‘Not really.’
‘Is she a good cook?’
‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’
‘Does she have lots of money?’
‘Nope! Poor as a church mouse.’
‘Well, then, is she good in bed?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘Why in the world do you want to marry her then?’

‘Because she can still drive!’

A man was telling his neighbor, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.. It’s perfect.’
‘Really,’ answered the neighbor . ‘What kind is it?’

‘Twelve thirty.’

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’
Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.”

The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that.. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’

One more!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’

Now , before you ‘forget’, send them on to some other folks you know who could use a good laugh !!

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"The rumors of my Demise have been greatly exaggerated"

OK everyone, like it or not I am still here and will do my best to aggravate. 😀
Tying up some loose ends, so hopefully Sat, or Sun I will try and be back in rare form. You know how we say people are stupid and only know about American Idol? I’ve unplugged from the world for about a week and I am lost. Wow we process a lot in a week.
———————–   Steve—- ———   H/T Grouchy————————–
Urgent Warning From CDC
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Ed, Nancy, and Golf

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Nancy to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”
Nancy took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”
“Oh wow! I see,” Ed replied.
He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment.
Deep in serious thought then he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”
~Steve~      H/T   May

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Colorado Day-Care Center Proposal: Dolls Must Represent At Least Three Different Races

Warning..Duct Tape recommended.        ~ Steve~

I Wonder if they mean Horse racing, Nascar racing, and Top Fuel Dragsters?  hmm

Was looking for a No PC image. Found this and hey , works for me.

I personally like to mix and match the colors, but this will do.

Story by Michael Roberts  Of Denver Westword blogs

By Michael RobertsFri., Jul. 8 2011 at 1:31 PM

Here’s an item with the potential for firing up enemies of political correctness:

New rules proposed by the Colorado Department of Human Services include a requirement that all day-care centers in the state make available dolls representing three different races.

The 98-page document, obtained by 7News, features a slew of rule changes. Among them: children over age two must not be served whole milk without a note from a doctor, kids over age one can’t drink more than six ounces of juice per day, TV and computer time will be capped at twenty minutes daily, and staffers must wear clothes that cover their lap and shoulders. But arguably the most unusual suggestion pops up on page 77: “Dolls shall represent three (3) races.”

To make you even crazier the rest of story is  HERE!!

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