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Little Johnny's Back. Uh Oh!!

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The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very
excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then
give a talk on salesmanship.
Little Sally led off. “I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30″
she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the
customer’s civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious
success.”
“Very good”, said the teacher.
Little Debbie was next. “I sold magazines” she said, “I made $45
and I explained to everyone that magazineswould keep them up on
current events.”
“Very good, Debbie”, said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her
breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and
dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he
said.
“$2,467!” cried the teacher, “What in the world were you selling?”
“Toothbrushes”, said Little Johnny.
“Toothbrushes?”, echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell
enough tooth brushes to make that much money?”
“I found the busiest corner in town”, said Little Johnny, “I set
up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free
sample.” They all said the same thing, “Hey, this tastes like
dog poop!” Then I would say, “It is dog poop. Wanna buy a
toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some
crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it’s free, and
then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth.”
Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.

~Steve~       H/T   Miss May

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Little Johnny's Back

 
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” 
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. 
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan.”
~Steve~                          H/T       Siegfried
 

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Roe v. Wade Spawned New Industry

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This is a companion to Dr. Eowyn’s previous post entitled Aborted Human Fetal Cells in Your Food, Vaccines and Cosmetics that lists corporations involved with the use of fetal cells.  After reading that eyeopener, I did further research.  This video is based on information found in a 2010 article on medical ethics entitled “Commercial Markets Created by Abortion.
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72 page doctoral thesis on which the article, “Commercial Markets Created by Abortion” is online with searchable links:  https://o.b5z.net/i/u/10060511/f/Licentiate_Thesis_PDF1.pdf
Other articles on the Fellowship of Minds have more detailed information about the education establshment’s goal to sexualize  little children. See The War On Childhood Escalates .
~LTG

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It's Little Johnny time.. Uh Oh!!

Not sure, but I think bottom row on left is Johnny


 
Little Johnny likes to gamble.
One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.
Johnny’s daddy thinks, “I’ll get a head start on Johnny’s gambling.”
So he calls the teacher and says, “My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you’ll have to keep an eye on him.”
The teacher says OK, she can handle it.
The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, “Hi, my name is Johnny.”
She says yes I know who you are.
Johnny smiles and says, “I bet you ten dollars you’ve got a mole on your butt.”
The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.
She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.
That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.
So his dad calls the teacher and says, “Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your butt and he lost.”
The teacher says, “Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem.”
Johnny’s dad laughs and says, “No you didn’t, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he’d see your butt before the day was over.”
~Steve~

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Uh Oh, He's Back. Little Johnny.


 
 
 
 
 
 
Teacher:- “Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?”
Little Johnny:- “None Miss”.
Teacher:- “Could you tell me why?”
Little Johnny:- “Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away”.
Teacher:- “Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking.”
Little Johnny:- “Miss, while we’re asking questions, could I ask you one?”
Teacher:- “Its a bit irregular, but go on then”
Little Johnny:- “There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?”
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- “Err… I suppose it was the last one.”
Little Johnny:- “Well I’d have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking.”
~Steve~

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Uh Oh, Little Johnny Is Back.

Yea Yea I know. It's Little Johnny's Mentor

 

Teacher:- “Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?”
Little Johnny:- “None Miss”.
Teacher:- “Could you tell me why?”

Little Johnny:- “Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away”.

Teacher:- “Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking.”

Little Johnny:- “Miss, while we’re asking questions, could I ask you one?”

Teacher:- “Its a bit irregular, but go on then”

Little Johnny:- “There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?”

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- “Err… I suppose it was the last one.”

Little Johnny:- “Well I’d have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking.”

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Uh Oh, Little Johnny Is Back..

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said: “Just a minute, I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying: “That would be rude and impolite.” “What about you Sherman, how would you say it?” Sherman said: “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say ‘bathroom’ at the dinner table.” “And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?” “I would say ‘Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very good friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner’.” The teacher fainted.
~Steve~

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Uh Oh, Here Comes Little Johnnie Again.

 

The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a
sentence.Molly put up her hand and said,
“My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his
pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating.”
Sally raised her hand and said, “My family went to see Rock
City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted
you to use the word ‘fascinate.”
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated. She
had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She decided there was no way he could damage the word
‘fascinate’, so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her Tata’s are so big she can only fasten eight.”
The teacher sat down and cried.

Little Johhnie


~Eowyn & Steve~              H/ T     owllady

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