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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 233rd FOTM Caption Contest, with four #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Cornell!

Here is the winning caption:

We’re not just computer nerds anymore, we’re revolutionaries now, Micronistas!

andre, boydownthelane, bry, Gunny T, Jackie Puppet and Reaper are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

andre: “Lucifer pitching the “deal” to the Antichrist to rule the world.”

boydownthelane: “Do you like your conservatives fried, baked or roasted?”

bry: “Tim Cook: ‘My final offer…I’ll give you 6 programmers for the latest NSA backdoor passwords.'”

Gunny T: “Pichaii – I want Asia, China, and the Pacific Islands.
Cook – I want North and South America
Both – We can give Europe and Africa to @Jack
All – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

Jackie Puppet: “Here’s to getting rid of Trump once and for all!!”

Reaper: “‘What are we going to do today, Brain?’ ‘What we do everyday, Pinky, plot to take over the world!’”

Auntie Lulu and DFJ150 are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points:

Auntie Lulu: “The sheeple are so stupid, they will not realize what we have done until it is too late.”

DFJ150: “Explain to me again how we get the horse’s head into Trumps’ bed.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Cornell!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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The High-Tech Conspirators Caption Contest

This caption contest is now closed.

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This is the 233rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic, see “Google and Apple conspire in secret pact to control the Internet“.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in two weeks, at the end of Tuesday, November 10, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Pichai to Cook: “And if anyone accuses Google and Apple of conspiring to control the Internet, we’ll sic our media lapdogs on them with the label tinfoil hat-wearing ‘conspiracy theorists’.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Google and Apple conspire in secret pact to control the Internet

Google is a behemoth, controlling as much as 92% of internet web searches worldwide.

Finally, on October 20, 2020, the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) and 11 states filed a lawsuit against Google for violating anti-trust laws — the U.S. government’s biggest antitrust case in two decades.

It is noteworthy that all 11 states are red states in the 2016 presidential election: Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, South Carolina, and Texas. The other states must not care about Google being a monopoly that stifles and impedes competition. 

The DOJ’s press release of October 20, 2020 says:

As one of the wealthiest companies on the planet with a market value of $1 trillion, Google is the monopoly gatekeeper to the internet for billions of users and countless advertisers worldwide. For years, Google has accounted for almost 90 percent of all search queries in the United States and has used anticompetitive tactics to maintain and extend its monopolies in search and search advertising.

As alleged in the Complaint, Google has entered into a series of exclusionary agreements that collectively lock up the primary avenues through which users access search engines, and thus the internet, by requiring that Google be set as the preset default general search engine on billions of mobile devices and computers worldwide and, in many cases, prohibiting preinstallation of a competitor….

The Complaint alleges that Google’s anticompetitive practices have had harmful effects on competition and consumers. Google has foreclosed any meaningful search competitor from gaining vital distribution and scale, eliminating competition for a majority of search queries in the United States. By restricting competition in search, Google’s conduct has harmed consumers by reducing the quality of search (including on dimensions such as privacy, data protection, and use of consumer data), lessening choice in search, and impeding innovation. By suppressing competition in advertising, Google has the power to charge advertisers more than it could in a competitive market and to reduce the quality of the services it provides them. Through filing the lawsuit, the Department seeks to stop Google’s anticompetitive conduct and restore competition for American consumers, advertisers, and all companies now reliant on the internet economy.

In particular, the DOJ’s antitrust lawsuit targets a secret deal between Google and Apple, worth billions of dollars to both companies, by making Google the primary search engine on Apple’s devices.

According to the New York Times, the secret pact was first inked 15 years ago and has rarely been discussed by either company. 3½ years ago, Google and Apple renegotiated and renewed the secret deal, symbolized by the chief executives of the two companies, Google’s Sundar Pichai and Apple’s Tim Cook, having dinner together at an upscale Vietnamese restaurant, Tamarine, in Silicon Valley in Palo Alto, CA.

From the NYT:

Nearly half of Google’s search traffic now comes from Apple devices, according to the Justice Department….

Apple now receives an estimated $8 billion to $12 billion in annual payments — up from $1 billion a year in 2014 — in exchange for building Google’s search engine into its products. It is probably the single biggest payment that Google makes to anyone and accounts for 14 to 21 percent of Apple’s annual profits….

[A] senior Apple employee wrote to a Google counterpart that “our vision is that we work as if we are one company,” according to the Justice Department’s complaint.

A forced breakup could mean the loss of easy money to Apple. But it would be a more significant threat to Google, which would have no obvious way to replace the lost traffic….

The deal is not limited to searches in Apple’s Safari browser; it extends to virtually all searches done on Apple devices, including with Apple’s virtual assistant, Siri, and on Google’s iPhone app and Chrome browser.

A lucrative “secret pact”.

If the deal between Google and Apple were legitimate, there would be no need for secrecy.

The dictionary defines conspiracy as a “plot”; “an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons.

But we are told there are no conspiracies, and that those who think there are conspiracies are tinfoil hat-wearing “conspiracy theorists”….

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~Eowyn

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