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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 195th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 195th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

SmKay!

Here’s the winning caption:

Another reason to buy Made in the USA: You don’t know what critters are hiding in an imported mattress!

Paladin is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Attention Mike Lindell!-Attention Mike Lindell!

Charles H Slate is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

Now that’s a bed bug!

Alma and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma (with one #1 vote): “Je, mimi kufanya hivyo kwa mexico? ? ‘Did I make it to Mexico?’ in Swahili.”

Jackie Puppet (with two #2 votes): “Black Lives Mattress!!”

chemtrailssuck, tomad thomas, wandafish and Yahoo are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

chemtrailssuck: “At least THIS illegal came with his OWN mattress.”

tomad thomas: “Sleep ON it!”

wandafish: “A stowaway bed!”

Yahoo: “The lazy man’s way to Make a Run for the Border.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SmKay!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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The Hide-in-a-Mattress Caption Contest

This is the 195th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the gif:

About the gif: Spanish border police find African “migrant” in a mattress.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 12, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Come to the US-Mexico border, all ye dregs of the world! You can just saunter into America without resorting to tricks like hiding in a mattress!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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