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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 171st Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with a total of 64 caption submissions, many of which are very clever and witty!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of FOTM’s 171st Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

AvaJ!

This is her awesome winning caption:

“I am pure Draco, you are nothing but a hybrid. One more hiss out of you and you shall be consumed.”

Christy is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

“Luke, I AM your father.”

Dan and wandafish are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Dan: “I own you, and don’t you ever forget it.”

wandafish: “You may be a prince, but I’m the Master of the Universe!”

Disgusted, kjf, pigpen51, Praying Mantis, and Tor Edge are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Disgusted: “Don’t believe I’ve ever seen anyone lay hands (or fingers) on a British Royal like that. Photo speaks volumes.”

kjf: “You will never be king.”

pigpen51: “Rothschild plays the old ‘there’s a spot on your tie’ trick with Charles.”

Praying Mantis: “Listen, Chuck, when I pull your strings, you dance!”

Tor Edge: “Bring me a fresh Pizza with extra Walnut sauce…NOW!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, AvaJ!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

The ‘You’re my bitch’ Caption Contest

This is the 171st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Sir Evelyn de Rothschild pokes Prince Charles

About the pic: Prince Charles speaks with billionaire Sir Evelyn de Rothschild during a reception at Clarence House on March 26, 2015 in London, England. Rothschild and his wife Lynn are pals of the Clintons. (Source: Getty Images)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 13, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption, borrowed from an Internet meme, so that this caption be ineligible for the contest:

If you can poke Prince Charles in the chest like he’s your bitch, then you may be a Rothschild.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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~Eowyn