Samantha, a 27-year-old, unemployed, single mother of 3, who refuses to do housework, is tweeting for a “boyfriend”.
Calling herself santa TAM SURBA, Samantha first posted this tweet on August 5, 2018, with two (supposed) pics of herself in pigtails:
Need help looking for a bf:
– I have 3 kids
– 27 yrs old
– unemployed
– i refuse to do housework
– Orlando area#twitterdoyourthing ?#helpmefindluv ? pic.twitter.com/2hh4Rs9Oyp— new year same TAM SURBA ? (@samanthaSWERVa) August 5, 2018
On November 24, admitting that her tweet — SURPRISE! — “did not succeed as much as I anticipated,” Samantha reposted her August 5 tweet with this message:
Better claim me fast bc the sugar daddies are swarming in.
Send applications to: samanthaturba@gmail.com
She also posted this:
sorry i refuse sexual favors. I will just give u the honor of being able to pay for me
Below are some choice responses to her re-tweet:
“Read it again and then rethink why you have no bf”
“LMAO”
“Everything wrong with this planet in one tweet
#Areyouforreal”“I can’t wait for the seeking boyfriend post 10 years from now.”
“Give your kids a better life by getting off twitter, closing your legs, getting a job, and cleaning the fucking kitchen.”
“I feel sorry for your kids.”
“Used goods shouldn’t have requirements like that. Dream on, thot.”
“No wonder you’re a single mom.”
And the best response and best advice for men is this “Run Away” GIF from CW369 (@saladbarbeef):
Samantha sure gives new meaning to the word “Narcissist”.
~Eowyn
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