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And Then Some People Should Not Be Allowed To Own A Gun…Ouch!

Gentleman, prepare for mental torture. Cross legs…NOW!!


Posted on: 11:32 pm, August 6, 2013, by updated on: 10:23am, August 7, 2013
( Video Of Story At Link Below)
https://wtkr.com/2013/08/06/neighbors-norfolk-man-shoots-himself-after-argument-over-speeding/
Update: The driver, 43-year-old Rhonney Jacobs, has been charged with Discharging a Firearm and Brandishing a Firearm.
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Norfolk, Va. – Folks who live on Red Brooke Road off East Little Creek Road never thought they’d be dealing with blood stains on their street or neighbors who wield guns near their kids.
But that’s exactly what they say happened Tuesday night when a driver accidentally shot himself.
Neighbors tell NewsChannel 3 it happened because of an argument over speeding.
“My friends were standing right there in the yard and the guy came flying by and they were like ‘slow down, there’s kids’ and the guy did a U-turn and pulled over,” said Ashley Summerson, who was standing outside down the street when the gun went off.
After getting out of his car and waving around a gun, neighbors say the gun suddenly went off.
Pulled his gun out trying to shoot one of them but he shot himself,” Summerson says.
“He was holding his groin and there was blood everywhere,” said neighbor Zach Watson.
Residents say it could have turned out much worse. They say the kids playing in the street were just feet away from where the man was shot.
“I’m just happy none of the kids got hurt,” Watson says. “I’d rather get shot than one of these kids.”
Neighbors say the two men who flagged down the shooter for speeding went with police.
~Steve~                                        https://wtkr.com/2013/08/06/neighbors-norfolk-man-shoots-himself-after-argument-over-speeding/
 

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Sunday Funnies

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Warning, A Bit Risque Coming!!!

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OK, Here it is, a test to see if your brain is still working.
Which one do you think is the Blonde?

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Scroll down, Amazing I did not see it before.

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The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up.

That’s OK, I did not Pass the test either.

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I Know you missed the Blonde one.

~Steve~                                          H/T   hujonwi
 

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Time To Review Our “Rules For Gunfighting”

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Rules for Going to a Gun fight

In civilian circles a firefight is known as a gunfight, so quite naturally the very first and most important rule when going to a gunfight are:

1. Have a gun.
      1.1 Preferably, have at least two guns.

All additional rules are supplemental to that first rule.

2. Bring all of your friends who have guns.
    2.1 Preferably, they will all have at least two guns.

3. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. 
3.1 Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
3.2 There’s no additional paperwork for shooting someone more than once.
     3.3 Two in the chest, one in the head is not a bad plan

4. Only hits count. 
      4.1 The only thing worse than a miss is a slow miss.

5. If your shooting stance is good, you’re probably not moving fast enough or using cover correctly.

6. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance or tactics.
   6.1 They will remember who lived.

7. Proximity negates skill. Distance is your friend.
7.1 Lateral and diagonal movements are preferred.

8. If you are not shooting, you should be doing something else. 
      8.1 Communicating, reloading or running are the preferred things.

9. Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on the “pucker factor” than on the inherent accuracy of the gun. 
  9.1 Use a gun that works every time. 
      9.2 All skill is in vain when an Angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.

10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun.
      10.1 If they do, they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

11. Always cheat, always win. 

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11. Always cheat, always win. 
  11.1 The only unfair fight is the one you lose.

12. Have a plan.
 12.1 Have a back-up plan, because the first one won’t work.
 12.2 If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn’t plan your mission properly.

13. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.

14. Flank your adversary when possible.
14.1 Protect your own flank.

15. Don’t drop your guard.

16. Always perform a tactical reload and then threat scan 360 degrees.

17. Watch their hands. Hands kill.
  17.1 In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them.

18. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.

19. The faster you finish the fight, the less shot you will get.

20. Be polite. Be professional.
      20.1 Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

22. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a “4”.

23. Nothing handheld is a reliable stopper, even if it does start with a “4”.

~Steve~

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Wednesday’s Chuckle.

A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black (a documented Democrat), a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

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“I can only grant four wishes,” the Genie said. “Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece.” Pointing at the Black, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”

The Black thought for a moment then said, “I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa .” Poof! It was done! Thousands of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, “I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back to our homeland, May-he-co!” Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, “I wish for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.” Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.

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Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, “And what is your
wish?”

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.

The Redneck said, “Just give me a Bud Lite. It doesn’t get any
better than this!”

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~Steve~                                           H/T   hujonwi

 

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Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies. No Really Don't…

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I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
On U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
To see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and asked if
She had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something—body language, or the way she said it—made me want
To ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
Time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have Just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her
what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, “Not a Damn thing!”

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    H/T       https://www.taurusarmed.net
 

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Taking Down The Bird Feeder. Leave It To Maxine.

Just have to luv Maxine.

Just have to luv Maxine.

Taking down the bird feeder.

This is the best analogy yet!

Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution For the mess that America is now in economically.


I bought a bird feeder. I hung It on my back porch and filled It with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it, lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…. Everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ….. Quiet, serene…. And no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child’s second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English.
Corn flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one ‘ to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than ‘Old Glory’ are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue cleaning up the poop.
~ Steve~                               H/T  My Old Pal Jean

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What Do You Get When You Have A Drunk Cowboy, Old Woman, And A Mule? Why A Happy Ending Of Course.

An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule.
The old woman headed straight for the only saloon to clear her parched throat.
She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitch rail. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

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The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, “Hey Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?”

The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, “Hey Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?”
The old woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, “No, I never did dance … Never really wanted to.”
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, “well, you old bag, you’re gonna dance now,” and started shooting at the old woman’s feet…
The old woman prospector –not wanting to get her toe blown off– started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.
When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double barreled shotgun, and ****** both hammers…
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old woman’s hands, as she quietly said, “son, have you ever licked a mule’s behind?”
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, “No ma’am … But … I’ve always wanted to.”

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There are a few lessons for us all here:
1 – Never Be Arrogant.
2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
4 – Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 – Don’t mess with old women; they didn’t get old by being stupid…

~ Steve~                          H/T   Joseph
 

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Saturday Morning Funny.

I bring you another video that is so bad and so stupid it is funny. My son who has just turned 13 likes to point out certain vids  that he finds hysterical.                                 oop’s a little warning on the language. just a little salty.

~ Steve~                    H/T The Short Fella who lives here.
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Eight Thoughts To Ponder.

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers–what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
– – – and as someone recently said to me:
“Don’t worry about old age–it doesn’t last that long

 ~ Steve ~                                   H/T Ken L

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Woman Stops Grizzly Attack– With 25 Cal Pistol.

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This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy pistol
by a woman against a fierce predator.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?  And do we 
really want the government telling us we can’t carry a gun?
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While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today! 
Just one shot to my boyfriend’s knee cap was all it took!!!!!
The bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.   
It’s one of the best pistols in my collection.
~Steve~                                       H/T    FOTM’S  K.L

 

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