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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 202nd Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 202nd FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling a whopping 18 points, is . . .

Marcia Walsh!

Here is the winning caption:

AvaJ is in second place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s her caption:

I haven’t looked that good in centuries.

Kevin Lankford is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is his caption:

Ahhh yes,….Make First Ladies Great Again.

CalGirl, True Dan, and William are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

CalGirl:”Just checking, m’dear…the last one carried a ‘package.’ You’ve ‘cleared’ the check. Welcome to the UK!”

True Dan: “Did I ever look like that?”

William: “No bulge, elegant, sophisticated, of European extraction…if only my Harry had married this one instead of that silly half-breed”


Congratulations, Marcia Walsh!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!


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The what-was-she-thinking Caption Contest

This is the 202nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, June 25, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Thought bubble over QEII: “Phew! No bulge there. Not a tranny like that last one!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.


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