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Hollyweird feminist Kiera Knightly shames Kate Middleton for her post-birth appearance

Feminists are so bossy: Kiera (r) thinks it’s her job to tell Kate (l) how to dress

Aren’t feminists all about choice? Why can’t Kate decide for herself how she wants to present her heir to the world?

These feminist creatures are miserable and hypocritical people.

From People Magazine: Kate Middleton has dazzled fans three times over with her ultra-polished appearances outside the Lindo Wing of St. Mary’s Hospital just hours after giving birth. Now actress Keira Knightley is criticizing those appearances as setting an unrealistic expectation for other women.

The 33-year-old actress welcomed her daughter, Edie, just one day before Princess Kate gave birth to her second child, Princess Charlotte, back in 2015. Knightley recalls how her birth experience appeared to differ from Kate’s in an essay titled “The Weaker Sex,” which appears in the collection Feminists Don’t Wear Pink (And Other Lies), curated by the writer and cofounder of The Pink Protest, Scarlett Curtis.

“We stand and watch the TV screen. She [Kate] was out of hospital seven hours later with her face made up and high heels on. The face the world wants to see,” Knightley writes, according to Refinery29.

She continues, “Hide. Hide our pain, our bodies splitting, our breasts leaking, our hormones raging. Look beautiful. Look stylish, don’t show your battleground, Kate. Seven hours after your fight with life and death, seven hours after your body breaks open, and bloody, screaming life comes out. Don’t show. Don’t tell. Stand there with your girl and be shot by a pack of male photographers.

Knightley’s essay, dedicated “to my girl,” begins by intimately describing her daughter’s birth.

“My vagina split,” she starts. “You came out with your eyes open. Arms up in the air. Screaming. They put you on to me, covered in blood, vernix, your head misshapen from the birth canal. Pulsating, gasping, screaming.”

“You latched on to my breast immediately, hungrily, I remember the pain. The mouth clenched tight around my nipple, light sucking on and sucking out,” Knightley adds. “I remember the s—, the vomit, the blood, the stitches. I remember my battleground. Your battleground and life pulsating. Surviving. And I am the weaker sex? You are?”

Kate introduced the world to her third child, Prince Louis, in April wearing a red dress with a white collar (almost identical to the dress Princess Diana wore after giving birth to Prince Harry) by Jenny Packham, her signature blowout styled to perfection.

Proud dad William said the couple was “very happy, delighted” as he fit the baby carrier into the car before the couple made their way back to their home at Kensington Palace.

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Caption Contest! Chelsea, a princess in her own mind

This is the 84th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
Chelsea Clinton mimics Kate Middelton
The pic on the left is of Chelsea Clinton and her husband Marc Mezvinsky leaving the hospital after she had given birth to their daughter, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky, on September 26, 2014. In 2001, Marc’s dad Edward Mezvinsky was convicted of 31 of 69 felony charges of bank fraud, mail fraud, and wire fraud, totaling nearly $10 million.
The pic on the right is of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, and her husband Prince William leaving the hospital after she had given birth to George Alexander Louis on July 22, 2013. George is third in line to the British throne, after his grandfather (Prince Charles) and father (Prince William).
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Chelsea: “Blue dress like Kate’s. Check. Long flowing chestnut hair like Kate’s. Check. Pose in front of hospital steps like Kate. Check. So why is Marc, after I’ve kissed him again and again, still a frog?”

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Oct. 21, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

fellowshipminds@gmail.com

~Eowyn

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Why Did the Brits Wear Red Coats in Battle?

 

During the Kate and William Royal Wedding, millions around the world saw that Prince William chose to wear a uniform that included the famous British “red coat”. Many people have asked “Why did the British wear red coats in battle?”
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured a British Colonel. They took him to their headquarters, and the French General began to question him. Finally, as an afterthought, the French General asked, “Why do you British officers all wear RED COATS? Don’t you know the RED material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?”
In his casual, matter-of-fact, way, the British Colonel informed the French General that the reason British officers wear RED COATS is so that if they are shot, the RED-COLORED BLOOD won’t show, and the men they are leading won’t panic.
And that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear BROWN TROUSERS.
~Steve~             H/T   W & NG

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