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Gun Hysteria: Oregon police called to disarm cat with ‘assault rifle’

This would be a Tuesday Funny post, if the matter weren’t so ridiculous and distressing.

The Parkland school shooting and the March For Our Lives protests — the DC permit application for which was made months before the march  (see here and here) — has whipped up Americans into a gun-control hysteria. As an example, police were called to a high school in Oberlin, Louisiana, because some students thought the square-root symbol resembles a gun.

But a year before March For Our Lives, Oregonians had already gone loopy over imagined assault weapons.

On April 25, 2017, Oregon’s Newport Police Department received a report of a cat in a tree armed with an assault rifle. I kid you not.

The Newport Police posted about it on their Facebook page:

Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in…

Posted by Newport Oregon Police Department on Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Liberalism really is a mental disorder, verging on psychosis.

H/t FOTM‘s Anon

~Eowyn

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