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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 189th Caption Contest!

As one of the writer-judges observed, this was a very tough contest.

There was scant agreement among the judges. Nevertheless, duty calls. The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 189th FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Watertender!

Here’s the winning caption:

The moment Olaf realized that being a Viking had its down side…..

Captain America and Gunny T are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Rosie O’Donnell has met her Mini-Me.”

Gunny T: “The guard is thinking – Damn, I hope she doesn’t sit on me.”

Christy, Dan Durham, Larry, Mad Celt, and MyBrainHurts are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Christy: “All these years later, a Chernobyl escapee reaches civilization.”

Dan Durham: “The corruption ain’t over until the fat lady sings.”

Larry: “Nobody flips the burgers but me! Got it!!??”

Mad Celt: “That’s great! I’m now blind!”

MyBrainHurts: “Nice shoes.”

Glenn47, kjf, Locke Enlode, and SmKay are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Glenn47: “Moby Dick seeks revenge.”

kjf: “Lady, the 10 foot pole works the other way”

Locke Enlode: “Does this fake spear make me look fat?”

SmKay: “A whole new meaning for Amazon Prime”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Watertender!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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The naked protester Caption Contest

This is the 189th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (Eye Bleach Warning!):

About the pic: On December 7, 2017, Aleksandra Nemchinova, 36, protested naked outside Ukraine’s parliament in Kiev, with the message “Row the f*ck away” scrawled on her body directed at the president and his political opponent for “ruining the country”. Wielding a paddle, she fought the guards before she was arrested and hauled away. (Daily Mail)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 11, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Guard: “Grab your pussy? I wouldn’t touch it with a 10-ft. pole.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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