Former First “Lady” Big Mike Obama, 54, has been on a book tour hawking his autobiography Becoming . . . Michelle Obama. (Cough, cough, wink, wink.)
Wednesday night, December 19, was the final stop of the book tour, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York, where he was interviewed by Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker.
Wearing a hideous, shiny yellow-satin wrap dress from designer Balenciaga’s Spring/Summer 2019 ready-to-wear collection that is not yet available to the public, Big Mike towered over Parker like a Sasquatch.
Mooch’s dress was cut away to reveal his thick thighs and legs encased in a pair of $3,900 thigh-high, metallic-gold, stiletto-heel boots, also from Balenciaga.
Despite the $3,900 price-tag, the boots look cheap — what you’d expect hookers to wear.
Strangely, Mooch appeared to be missing a boob:
Sycophantic Daily Mail crows that sales of Mooch’s book “have been heavy, with the book breaking through to number one in the UK on Tuesday. In the U.S. and Canada, the book sold 725,000 copies on its first day, and within two weeks had become the No. 1 book of the year.”
H/t Kelleigh and Vivian Lee
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