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Michael Moore’s ‘Where to Invade Next’ Marks Career Low

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Via The Hollywood Reporter: Michael Moore’s Where to Invade Next wasn’t greeted by a victory march at the box office, where its per-theater average ranked below those of the filmmaker’s previous offerings.

Where to Invade — Moore’s first film in six years — opened to an estimated $933,240 from 308 theaters for the three-day holiday weekend. That puts the per-location average at $3,030, the worst of the filmmaker’s documentary career behind the $4,452 theater average of The Big One, which opened to $146,909 from 33 theaters in 1998. And it’s also behind the $3,810 average of his one feature, Canadian Bacon, which debuted to $53,345 from 14 theaters in 1995.

For the four-day holiday, Where to Invade looks to earn $1 million for a location average of $3,256.

By one measure, Where to Invade could be perceived as a silver medalist. It’s the second-biggest opening gross for Moore behind Fahrenheit 9/11, which still holds the crown for the top-grossing doc of all time in the U.S. with $119.1 million. Fahrenheit, which opened to $23.9 million, scored a hefty location average of $27,558 when it bowed nationwide in 868 locations in 2004.

But it’s the per-theater average, and not the opening gross, that is the true gauge of success for Moore, since all of his films, save for Fahrenheit, have opened in a limited number of locations before expanding. His last film, Capitalism: A Love Story, earned $231,964 from four theaters in 2009 for a theater average of $57,991. A week later, it expanded into a total of 962 locations, grossing $4.4 million for a location average of $4,263.

Please, can we ban him?

Read all the details here.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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Dear Bill Gates: Open your home to refugees or shut up!

Bill Gates told the the BBC that the United States “should set a better example” by taking in more refugees. He said his home country “had the capacity” to follow the examples of Germany and Sweden, who were “to be congratulated.” GAG. Read all the details here.

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I doubt the victims of the New Year gang assaults carried out by refugees in Cologne, Germany share the same sentiment as Gates. And I’m guessing neither do the victims of sexual harassment by refugees at the We Are Stockholm youth festival in Sweden.

Course Mr. Gates hasn’t opened up his home to refugees like Fat Boy offered. And he has the capacity to shelter refugees. Gate’s home is an astounding 66,000 square feet. Plenty of room for some refugees there, wouldn’t you agree?

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Hey Bill: Just be sure that any refugees you invite into your home receive the proper training so they won’t rape your wife or children.

h/t Twitchy

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Muslim Michael Moore holding up more signs!

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Yesterday I did a post with Michael Moore holding a “We are all Muslim” sign in front of Trump Towers. Of course, Twitter folks had fun with that and created some more signs for him, behold!  


  
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H/t Ms SH of Stoopid Housewives & Bare Naked Islam

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Did you know? Michael Moore is a Muslim!

Who knew that pig was a Muslim?

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Fatboy Moore is on another rant – this time against Donald Trump. Here are excerpts from the post on his Facebook page:

Today I went & stood in front of Trump Tower & held a sign until the police came. Then I went home & wrote Donald a letter. Here it is:

Dear Donald Trump:

You may remember (you do, after all, have a “perfect memory!”), that we met back in November of 1998 in the green room of a talk show where we were both scheduled to appear one afternoon. But just before going on, I was pulled aside by a producer from the show who said that you were “nervous” about being on the set with me. She said you didn’t want to be “ripped apart” and you wanted to be reassured I wouldn’t “go after you.”

“Does he think I’m going to tackle him and put him in a choke hold?” I asked, bewildered. “No,” the producer replied, “he just seems all jittery about you.”

“Huh. I’ve never met the guy. There’s no reason for him to be scared,” I said. “I really don’t know much about him other than he seems to like his name on stuff. I’ll talk to him if you want me to.”

And so, as you may remember, I did. I went up and introduced myself to you. “The producer says you’re worried I might say or do something to you during the show. Hey, no offense, but I barely know who you are. I’m from Michigan. Please don’t worry — we’re gonna get along just fine!”

You seemed relieved, then leaned in and said to me, “I just didn’t want any trouble out there and I just wanted to make sure that, you know, you and I got along. That you weren’t going to pick on me for something ridiculous.”

“Pick on” you? I thought, where are we, in 3rd grade? I was struck by how you, a self-described tough guy from Queens, seemed like such a fraidey-cat.

You and I went on to do the show. Nothing untoward happened between us. I didn’t pull on your hair, didn’t put gum on your seat. “What a wuss,” was all I remember thinking as I left the set.

And now, here we are in 2015 and, like many other angry white guys, you are frightened by a bogeyman who is out to get you. That bogeyman, in your mind, are all Muslims. Not just the ones who have killed, but ALL MUSLIMS.

Fortunately, Donald, you and your supporters no longer look like what America actually is today. We are not a country of angry white guys. Here’s a statistic that is going to make your hair spin: Eighty-one percent of the electorate who will pick the president next year are either female, people of color, or young people between the ages of 18 and 35. In other words, not you. And not the people who want you leading their country.

So, in desperation and insanity, you call for a ban on all Muslims entering this country. I was raised to believe that we are all each other’s brother and sister, regardless of race, creed or color. That means if you want to ban Muslims, you are first going to have to ban me. And everyone else.

We are all Muslim.

Blah, blah, blah.

Please, can we ban him?

Please, can we ban him?

Read the whole post here.

As with most Hollyweird proggies, they live in their own little bubble. Muslim Moore probably doesn’t realize that Trump’s poll numbers surged after his comment suggesting Muslims should be barred from the country.

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And when polled about ways to combat terrorism, Americans are most likely to say overhauling the nation’s visa waiver program is just one of the many solutions. And that includes tighter screening for people who come to the U.S. temporarily for travel or business. Thirty-eight percent said a new law that would prevent any Muslim from entering the U.S. would be very/somewhat effective in combating terrorism.

So speak for yourself fatso!

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