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We have a winner!

Actually, we have winners.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of the 222nd FOTM Caption Contest, with 12 points each, are . . .

GregB and Jackie Puppet!

Here are the winning captions:

GregB received two #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points:

“And just like that, everyone else at the party suddenly decided to practice ‘social distancing’ by leaving.”

Jackie Puppet received three #1 votes, also totaling 12 points:

He likes it! Hey Mikey!

Lou Minati is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

“Mmmmm… my FAVORITE!! Aborted fetus pie with adrenochrome frosting! It’s finger-licking GOOD!”

Captain America, chemtrailssuck, Mr. Anderson, omegaman, and William are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “The Hobbits must have their second breakfasts.”

chemtrailssuck: “The REAL source of the virus.”

Mr. Anderson: “MMMmmmm!! Late Term Abortion!”

omega-man: “mmm…needs some salt, where’s the salt shaker? Anybody see my big gulp slurpy?”

William: “Mini-Mike, indignant at being upstaged by the Great 2020 Toilet Paper Panic, defiantly flaunts basic public health protocols”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB and Jackie Puppet!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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The ‘Coronavirus Public Health Alert!’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 222nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 7, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A global manhunt finally tracked down the Typhoid Mary, erh, Mikey of the coronavirus pandemic.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Michael Bloomberg and Iranian demonstrate how to spread coronavirus and other germs

(1) Michael Bloomberg

Hard to believe this imbecile actually was mayor of New York City. Can you imagine Michael Bloomberg in the White House?

Thankfully, after spending nearly $1 billion of his $60 billion fortune and winning only one Democratic caucus — in American Samoa — Bloomberg announced this morning he’s dropping out of the 2020 presidential race, giving his endorsement to pedo Joe Biden.

(2) Iranian man:

In the city of Qom, an Islamia religious center that is the epicenter of COVID-19 (the respiratory disease caused by the latest version of coronavirus, SARS-CoV-2) in Iran, a man licks the shrine so as to catch the coronavirus. Insane.

According to the Iranian government, COVID-19 has killed 92 people amid 2,922 confirmed cases, the highest death toll in the world outside of China. But experts question whether Iran may be under reporting the number of cases it has. (ABC News)

The virus has even sickened top leaders inside Iran’s civilian government and Shiite theocracy, including Iran’s vice president, deputy health ministers, and 10% of its parliament. (National Review)

Meanwhile, President Trump donated his last quarter’s paycheck to combating coronavirus.

See also “Coronavirus precautions you should take from a medical doctor- virologist

~Eowyn

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