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Christmas Day funnies!

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Merry Christmas Eve!

Hope you get to enjoy your day with loved ones and family.

I’ll be watching a few classics such as those above. Feel free to add clips of your favorites!

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Passenger Disrupts Plane When Stewardess Says, "Merry Christmas"

A unnamed passenger was removed from a plane at La Guardia Airport on Tuesday after causing a ruckus, because airline workers said, “Merry Christmas.”
The man was waiting to board American Airlines Flight 1140 to Dallas when a gate agent wished him, “Merry Christmas.” The man snapped at the woman, “You shouldn’t say that because not everyone celebrates Christmas.”
Once on the plane, a stewardess also wished him a “Merry Christmas.” At that point, the man lost it. “Don’t say, ‘Merry Christmas!’ ” he screamed at the attendants and pilot.
The crew tried to calm the man, but he continued yelling and causing a ruckus.
He was escorted off the plane as other fliers burst into cheers and applause.

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“Some assembly required.”

The Phrase Fathers Fear Most On Christmas Day
Anyone who is a parent can tell you this is absolutly true.
The Writer of this story is Tim Herrera 

Brought to you by Best-Christmas-Stories.com

There are three words often heard at this time of year that strike fear into the hearts of fathers everywhere. Those three words can crush the spirit of even the most capableDad. Those words: “Some assembly required.”My children have now grown beyond the stage where every blasted Christmas gift they receive needs to be constructed using tools thinner than sewing needles by the skillful,unwavering hands of a neurosurgeon. I cannot tell you how many times I have cursedSanta’s elves – or the blue-vested Toys-R-Us guys – for not pre-assembling themountains of toys my kids have received over the years. I have the scarred knuckles to prove my point.”Come see what Santa brought us!” our kids would yell when they were very little.”Daddy, why are your hands bandaged and packed in ice?”It’s easier when kids are very small. Many of their Christmas toys come pre-assembled.In fact, many come in one piece.
Parents just remove the expensive gadgets from their boxes, make sure all the bells ring and the buzzers sound. Then we put the toys on theshelves because the kids are too busy exploring the empty boxes rather than enjoying thewhiz-bang educational SAT improving PBS and pediatrician approved learning plaything we just bought, thanks to a bank loan.
“Some assembly required.” That phrase echoes in my head like Edgar Allan Poe’sraven, or that abrasive duck from the insurance commercials.It’s harder when the kids are at that in-between age where they are too young toassemble toys themselves and too young to be of any help whatsoever.”Hey, pal, please hand me the screwdriver.””You mean this?””No. That’s a garden hose. The screwdriver is the long metal thing with the plastichandle.””You mean that?””No. That’s a shovel that we use to clean up after the dog. Never mind. Go get Mommyfor me now that I’m pinned under this basketball hoop and can’t move. Tell Mommythat Daddy is losing consciousness.”
Now that three of our kids are teenagers and one is an almost-teen, gift giving doesn’tinvolve Craftsman tools, words under my breath or directions written in Swedish. Theonly knuckle scraping I experience now comes from constantly reaching into my back pocket for my wallet. And the only blood loss I risk comes from putting things inenvelopes and risking paper cuts.
“Merry Christmas, Sweetheart! Here’s a Target gift card to keep along with your Borders gift card and your Blockbuster gift card!”I know that giving gift cards seem like the lazy man’s way out. There are times when Ilook back sentimentally on those past Christmas Eves, where my wife and I stayed upuntil 3:00 a.m. struggling to follow the directions for assembling dollhouses, bicycles or life-sized Batcaves.
Our hands shook from overwork and from downing two-liter bottlesof Diet Coke to stay awake. Our eyes were tired and crossed from trying to connect toomany slots “A” to slots “B”. Then after getting about twenty minutes of sleep the kidswould stampede into the bedroom announcing that Santa left behind a mountain of toys,and several empty plastic soda bottles.
I do miss the blissful looks on their faces and the loving hugs around the neck from tinyarms. I do miss the excitement that the anticipation of Santa’s visit brings to young children. I miss the trampling of tiny feet up and down the steps. I don’t miss the bruisesand contusions and the clanking at midnight that comes after Daddy tripped over thetoolbox.The nightmares have stopped but the haunting phrase “some assembly required” stillmakes me flinch. It is important to remember, however, that scraped knuckles do heal over time.
~Steve~
https://www.scribd.com/doc/8535846/3-Funny-Christmas-Stories

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Merry Christmas Spectacle from the Semper Fi Fund!

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Since 1775, over 1.3 million American troops have made the ultimate sacrifice. Thank you and please visit SemperFiFund.org to help give back to those who protect our freedom.
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Now on iTunes! All Profits go to the Semper Fi Fund.
The America Patriots- God Bless The Usa and Armed Forces Medley
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/god-bless-the-usa-armed-forces/id489731812?i…
H/T Kelleigh
~LTG

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