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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 167th Caption Contest!

A total of 72 captions were submitted! So many brilliant captions!
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of FOTM’s 167th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

MomOfIV!

Here’s her winning caption:

Madonna sells skin care line

Mad-onna initially thought of investing in a holy water deodorant line, but it burned too much.


Patrick Cornell is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

“The only thing missing is the Exorcist!”

pigpen51 and wendybar are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

pigpen51: “And you all thought Vampires were fake.”
wendybar: “Free BJ’s for anybody who votes against President Trump!!”

Disgusted, another Patrick Cornell caption, Rocky and YouKnowWho are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Disgusted: “Bondo, it’s not just for clapped out old cars anymore…”
Patrick Cornell: “Don’t tell me I’m being excommunicated AGAIN!”
Rocky: “Put a clay mask on a pig and it’s still a pig.”
YouKNowWho: “I can’t define slut….but I know one when I see one”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, MomOfIV!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
~Éowyn

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Hillary Clinton voted second most-hated person in Hollywood

National Enquirer has an online, entirely nonrepresentative poll on “The 25 Most Hated People in Hollywood”.

The poll asks you to vote for the top 25 out of a list of 50 names.

According to the results as of half an hour ago, Hillary Clinton is the second most hated person, after Rosie O’Donnell and before murderer O. J. Simpson. Barack Obama is the 4th most hated person. Here’s the top 25 most hated people list:

  1. Rosie O’Donnell: 548 votes; 6%.
  2. Hillary Clinton: 453 votes; 5%.
  3. O. J. Simpson: 370 votes; 3%.
  4. Barack Obama: 319 votes; 3%.
  5. Whoopi Goldberg: 309 votes; 3%.
  6. Kim Kardashian: 306 votes; 3%.
  7. Kanye West: 305 votes; 3%.
  8. Alec Baldwin: 273 votes; 3%.
  9. Kris Jenner: 266 votes; 3%.
  10. Woody Allen: 252 votes; 3%.
  11. Madonna: 245 votes; 3%.
  12. Chris Brown: 238 votes; 3%.
  13. Stephen Colbert: 234 votes; 3%.
  14. Charlie Sheen: 227 votes; 2%.
  15. Megyn Kelly: 213 votes; 2%.
  16. Shia LeBeouf: 200 votes; 2%.
  17. Justin Bieber: 197 votes; 2%.
  18. Barbra Streisand: 191 votes; 2%.
  19. Kylie Jenner: 182 votes; 2%.
  20. Roman Polanski: 177 votes; 2%.
  21. Miley Cyrus: 170 votes; 2%.
  22. Sean Penn: 166 votes; 2%.
  23. Angelina Jolie: 166 votes; 2%.
  24. Gwyneth Paltrow: 164 votes; 2%.
  25. Ellen DeGeneres: 163 votes; 2%.

HA HA HA HA HA!
I’m surprised Jane Fonda isn’t on the list.
To vote in the poll, click here!
~Eowyn

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Succubus Madonna sings 'Happy Valentine's Day'

Madonna kisses Drake on his lips while performing together at Coachella in Indio, CA.
A succubus is a demon in medieval folklore who appears in dreams and takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual activity. A succubus may take a form of a beautiful young girl but closer inspection reveals deformities of her body, such as bird-like claws or serpentine tails. Folklore also describes the act of sexually penetrating a succubus as akin to entering a cavern of ice, and there are reports of succubi forcing men to perform cunnilingus on their vulvas that drip with urine and other fluids.
Religious traditions hold that repeated sexual activity with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health, mental state, or even death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRfFd3AvtSE
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Now that Trump is PEOTUS, Madonna is “ashamed” to be an American

Ashamed? This comes from a womyn who offered a blowjob to anyone who would vote for Hillary Clinton. Back in October, Madonna introduced fellow libtard Amy Schumer at an event and said, “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”
The womyn knows no shame.

Madonna is ashamed...

Madonna is ashamed…


From Hollywood Reporter:  Madonna repeatedly criticized President-elect Donald Trump, said she was “ashamed to be an American,” flirted with ex-husband Sean Penn and kissed Ariana Grande at a star-studded benefit in Miami Friday night that raised more than $7.5 million for her Raising Malawi charity that she founded to help children in the African nation. The sold-out $5,000-a-head event was the hottest ticket of Art Basel in Miami Beach.
The focus of the evening’s festivities, which promised “An Evening of Art, Mischief and Music,” was a marathon auction where Madonna sold off several of her possessions to benefit Raising Malawi. The African country is close to the pop icon’s heart because that’s where her adopted son, David Banda, is from.
During the auction and concert, Madonna made a number of provocative comments. The staunch Hillary Clinton supporter, who had promised to perform sexual favors for those who voted for the Democratic presidential nominee, revealed she’d “slept in Donald Trump’s bed.”
Madonna and Ariana at the event/Instagram photo

Madonna and Ariana at the event/Instagram photo


“Now don’t go jumping to conclusions because he wasn’t in that bed. He wasn’t anywhere near that bed. He wasn’t even in the room. I was just doing a photo shoot in Palm Beach for the Versace campaign in his house,” she said, before criticizing the president-elect’s sheets. “I just want to mention that his sheets were not 100 percent Egyptian cotton. Yes. Cheap slumlord. Here’s what I’m wondering: Do you think he’s going to have nice sheets in the White House? Here’s one thing I’m sure of. They won’t be Egyptian cotton because we all know how he feels about Muslims, don’t we?
Some audience members gasped at the last remark, but the Queen of Pop wasn’t done. She performed a slowed-down version of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” and sang, “You know that you’re toxic,” as images of Trump appeared on a large screen behind her.
She also spoke passionately about the plight of Native Americans and asked why their land was being destroyed. “It just really makes me feel ashamed, ashamed to be an American, ashamed to be a human being, really,” she said before launching into “American Life.”
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Several of Madonna’s celebrity friends joined her onstage, including supermodel Karolina Kurkova, who modeled the auction’s first lot — a Bulgari Serpenti Diamond white-gold necklace covered in 15.15 carats of pavé diamonds — which was provided by one of the fundraiser’s sponsors, Bulgari. Alex von Furstenberg won the lot for $180,000. Ariana Grande modeled the next lot, a Swarovski crystal-covered dress by Jeremy Scott for Moschino from Madonna’s Rebel Heart Tour. Grande did a dance with Madonna, whose ex-husband Sean Penn outbid Grande to win the dress for $160,000. “You can come over and wear it in my place anytime,” Penn told Grande.
Penn later joined Madonna onstage and restrained her with a pair of handcuffs — a nod to their kinky days as a couple — to auction off their wedding photos by the late Herb Ritts, which ultimately went for $230,000. “For once, he’s not the one being arrested,” the singer joked of Penn, who also crawled through her legs at one point as the two tried to coerce the audience to bid higher.
Read the rest of the story here.
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Singer Madonna offers a BJ to anyone who'll vote for Hillary

Are we in Hell?
You can’t sink any lower than this: a 58-year-old woman publicly offers to give a blow job to anyone who’ll vote for Hillary Clinton.
On Tuesday night, Oct. 18, 2016, while introducing so-called comedienne and niece of senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) Amy Schumer, at a performance in New York’s Madison Square Garden, the singer who calls herself Madonna told the crowd:

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”

Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer


As reported by Breitbart, during her performance in Manhattan, Schumer read aloud a letter she composed in response to hundreds of Trump supporters who had booed, stood up, and walked out on her stand-up gig 2 nights ago at the Amalie Arena in Tampa, Florida, when she went into an anti-Trump rant, calling him an “orange monster”. This was the letter Schumer read:

“Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now. How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility.”

Schumer then said that she looks forward to “putting this all behind us” in November, when “Hillary Clinton is our motherfucking president.”
The New York Daily News notes that this isn’t the first time Madonna went slutty for Hillary.
On Sept. 28, Madonna and singer Katy Perry went topless on social media to encourage people to vote for Hillary. Madonna wrote:

“I’m voting naked with Katy Perry!! Vote for Hillary. She’s the Best we got!”

Katy Perry, who will be 32 years old on October 25, said that when she was 15, she’d sold her soul to the devil:

As for Madonna, all decked out as the Baphomet at the 2012 Super Bowl, she turned her halftime performance into a satanic ritual (see “Super Bowl Satanism”):
Madonna Bapthomet
See also “Clinton friend and assassin Larry Nichols: Hillary is a satanist”.
H/t FOTM‘s GiGi and Lola
~Eowyn

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See moral high-horse Anderson Cooper dry-humped by Madonna

At the second 2016 presidential debate last Sunday night, CNN’s Anderson Cooper got on the moral high horse.
With his prissy lips pursed, Cooper sternly and repeatedly demanded that Donald Trump admit he’d sexually assaulted women, based on what Trump said about wanting to kiss beautiful women in that “p*ssy tape” that Paul Ryan’s advisor, Dan Senor, so helpfully leaked to the Washington Post.

See “GOP stabs Trump in back: Ryan advisor leaked ‘p*ssy’ tape; voter registration drives sabotaged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BEieHKxiaE
Tsk, tsk, Anderson Cooper.
The moral high horse really doesn’t suit you, given your cavorts on stage with Madonna as her bitch, being spanked and dry-humped by that demon-possessed woman.

As Clash Daily puts it:

Don’t you just love it when the left gets self-righteous? Isn’t it a hoot?
These are the same people that tell us that:

  • There is no such thing as sin
  • Morality is relative
  • Sex is the be-all, end-all of existence
  • Killing unborn children is TOTALLY okay

But, then again, tolerance only extends to those that they agree with.
If you disagree, you’re ‘intolerant’ and some sort of ‘-phobic’. […] Hey, Anderson! Maybe you shouldn’t be so ‘judgy’.

By the way, Anderson Cooper, it’s now more than two years since Professor James Tracy sent you an invitation via certified mail, to revisit Newtown. You had publicly attacked Tracy for his skepticism about the official Sandy Hook narrative. You even endangered his safety, and the safety of his wife and four young children, by disclosing their home address.
Shame on you.
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UPDATE:

Anderson Cooper was also given a dry BJ by so-called comedienne Kathy Griffin on CNN’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast on December 31, 2012.
kathy-griffin-simulates-bj-on-anderson-cooper-new-years-eve-2012See “Comedienne Kathy Griffin simulates giving BJ on live TV“.
~Eowyn

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Another aging actress desperate for attention

Sharon Stone, 58, made her cinematic reputation by flashing her pantiless crotch in the movie, Basic Instinct.
But Stone hasn’t had a big movie role — or any movie — in years.
On a recent day, this is what she chose to wear to the L.A. airport — a see-through top showing her breasts, dark areolae, and belly-button.

Photo credit: Splash News


Stone rationalized her exhibitionism with a false choice — that the only alternatives for older women is either look dowdy or look like a slut. She said, “I don’t think we have to accept the assignment of aging, that all of a sudden you’re supposed to be dowdy, with a really bad hairdo and wear Easter candy-colored clothes.”
What’s truly offensive is that she draped a cross over her garb. She claims to be a Buddhist.
For many years, Stone claimed to have a genius-level IQ of 154 and to be a member of Mensa. But in April 2002, she admitted she had never been an actual member of Mensa. Jim Blackmore, Mensa’s national marketing director for America, said, “It’s delightful to finally see Ms. Stone admit that she’s not and never has been a member of our society. But then she goes on to say, ‘I went to a Mensa school.’ Not so.” Blackmore is certain Stone didn’t attend the school, because no such institution has existed since the early 1960s.
See “The Smell of Desperation” for those other desperate-for-attention aging actresses Faye Dunaway and Madonna.
~Eowyn

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Satanist falls on her ass, so let's have another Caption Contest!

This is the 94th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:
Madonna falls at BRIT award 2015
About the pic: On Feb. 25, 2015, while performing at the Brit Awards, the British equivalent of the satanic Grammy Awards, surrounded by demonic horned and masked male dancers, 56-year-old Madonna Louise Ciccone fell on her ass. She claimed she sustained “a little bit of whiplash” and smacked the back of her head, but that didn’t stop her from wearing sky-high heels the next day for her interview at a UK TV talk show. (See also Madonna’s satanic performance at the 2012 Super Bowl half-time show: “Super Bowl Satanism“)
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

A preview of her fall to Hell.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, March 10, 2015.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
Seen any pics that you think will make good foil for our caption contests? Send it to us at:

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~Éowyn

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Hollywood Hypocrisy: Leftist “celebrities” who send their sons to military schools

Leftwing Hollyweirdos have only contempt and hatred for what’s best about the United States — the Founding Fathers and their ideological legacy; capitalism and the free market that foster economic prosperity everywhere in the world, including countries like China which, ironically, are ruled by the communist party; and the best and most powerful military in the world.

And yet, when they find themselves unable to cope with unruly and out-of-control sons, guess where the “celebrities” send them!

To the “oppressive” military schools and academies to learn self-discipline and order.

What rank hypocrites!

Rosie O’Donnell

Parker & Rose O'DonnellParker & Rosie O’Donnell

O’Donnell’s adopted son Parker made the decision to go to military school on his own, to the dismay and in spite of his America-hating mom. O’Donnell said:

“How do you really piss off your really left wing and peace-loving mother? You join the military. Parker was like, ‘Mother, I’d like to serve the Nation.’ I’m like crying, ‘Serve me instead!’ … He chose on his own. He actually begged to go to a military academy. And I was like two years of ‘No way.’ Truth is, since he was a little boy, that’s his area of interest. The same way I love Streisand and Bette Midler and entertainment, he can tell you any general in any war, what kind of tanks they had, what the battles were like. So I finally gave in and truthfully, he’s excelling and he’s very happy.

Cher

Cher & Elijah Blue AllmanCher & Elijah Blue Allman

From an account in the National Enquirer:

Elijah Blue Allman is the son of Cher and rocker Gregg Allman. Elijah and Cher weren’t close as he grew up. After attending boarding schools and military school, Elijah formed a rock band but soon got hooked on smoking heroin, painkillers, and alcohol. He’s been in and out of rehab “several times” but claims to have last used heroin in autumn 2008.

Elijah and Cher are presently estranged from and not even speaking to each other. Cher refused to even attend her son’s recent wedding.

Madonna

Rocco Richie & MadonnaRocco Ritchie & Madonna

Madonna reportedly is considering sending her “wild-child son,” Rocco, to military school after he was snapped brandishing a booze bottle.

Madonna’s ex, British director Guy Ritchie, reportedly hit the roof when Madonna posted a photo on social media of their 13-year-old son Rocco holding a gin bottle next to friends holding vodka bottles. An “insider” says Guy thinks Rocco is completely out of control, but Madonna was at her wits’ end over how to rein him in.

Knowing that Rosie O’Donnell had some problems with her kids, Madonna called Rosie for advice. Rosie told Madonna she’d sent her eldest, 18-year-old son Parker, to Valley Forge Military Academy for high school, and it was the smartest move she’d ever made, according to the source. Parker went from being sullen and belligerent to respectful and motivated in no time.

The insider says, “Madonna told Guy that Rosie suggested sending Rocco to military school, and he’s all for it. He’s fed up with Madonna’s lackadaisical parenting style and wants Rocco to have more structure.”

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Satanists want to build a 7-ft tall statue of Satan next to 10 Commandments

Remember my post of about a month ago, on a group of New York-based devil worshippers who call themselves the Satanic Temple — in the name of “religious parity” — planning to erect a monument to Satan next to the Ten Commandments outside the state capitol building in Oklahoma?
10 commandments monument outside Oklahoma state Capitol
In 2009, the conservative-led Oklahoma state legislature approved a privately funded Ten Commandments monument, which was erected last year outside the state Capitol building. Ever since the approval, opponents have called into question the constitutionality of the monument. The Oklahoma chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit seeking its removal.
Similar requests for other “religious parity” monuments have been made by a Hindu leader in Nevada, an animal rights group and the satirical Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
In response, the Oklahoma Capitol Preservation Commission recently placed a moratorium on considering any new requests. “Anybody can still make their request, but we’ll hold off on considering them until the [ACLU] lawsuit is adjudicated,” commission Chairman Trait Thompson said.
Well, the Satanic Temple has chosen a design for their monument.
CBS New York reports from Oklahoma City that yesterday, Jan. 6, 2014, the Satanic Temple unveiled designs for a 7-foot-tall statue of Satan. The group hasy submitted its application to the Capitol Preservation Commission, including an artist’s rendering that depicts Satan as Baphomet, a goat-headed figure with horns, wings and a long beard that’s often used as a symbol of the occult. In the rendering, Satan is sitting in a pentagram-adorned throne with smiling children next to him.

BaphometDesign submitted by Satanic Temple

Satanic Temple spokesman Lucien Greaves said in a statement: “The monument has been designed to reflect the views of Satanists in Oklahoma City and beyond. The statue will also have a functional purpose as a chair where people of all ages may sit on the lap of Satan for inspiration and contemplation.”
The push by The Satanic Temple has rankled elected leaders in this conservative state known as the buckle of the Bible Belt, who say such a proposal would never be approved by the commission.
“I think you’ve got to remember where you are. This is Oklahoma, the middle of the Heartland,” said Rep. Don Armes (R-Faxon). “I think we need to be tolerant of people who think different than us, but this is Oklahoma, and that’s not going to fly here.”
Another Oklahoma legislator, Rep. Earl Sears (R-Bartlesville), called the group’s effort “an insult to the good people of the state. I do not see Satanism as a religion, and they have no place at the state Capitol.”

Lucien GreavesGreaves makes the devil’s horns hand-sign (Oops! Excuse me! it’s really the “I love you” sign of deaf-mutes! No, it’s really the Texas Longhorns handsign! Sarc) at a Satanic Temple rally in Tallahassee, on Jan. 25, 2013, in support of Florida Governor Rick Scott’s Senate Bill 98.

But Greaves says “We plan on moving forward one way or another” and claims to have raised nearly half of the $20,000 needed to build the monument.
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H/t FOTM’s swampygirl
~Eowyn

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