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The Two Sluts Caption Contest

This is the 180th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Porn actress Stormy Daniels (l) and unfunny so-called comedienne Kathy Griffin (r)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 17, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

F*ck you, Daniels and Griffin? Not in a million years!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

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Update (July 12)

Good news! Yesterday, Stormy Daniels of big man-hands was arrested in a Columbus, Ohio strip club, Siren’s Gentleman’s Club, for allowing a customer to touch her while she was “performing” on stage. Her lawyer says it was a politically-motivated “set up”. (Reuters)

Stormy Daniels arrested in Ohio strip club July 11, 2018

H/t FOTM‘s Stovepipe


Angel Moms describe how their children were permanently separated from their families

The stories the MSM and demorats do not want you to hear. Proof: CNN and MSNBC cut away from Trump’s event with the “Angel Families.”

One illegal alien who killed a young woman came here illegally as an unaccompanied minor. He remains a fugitive for murder.

One illegal alien killed a young man on a motorcycle while he was driving drunk. The young man (Matthew) was thrown from the motorcycle and initially survived the crash. The illegal alien ran over Matthew and dragged him a quarter mile while people were screaming at him to stop. The victim was dislodged from the illegal’s vehicle yet he backed up over his victim and fled, leaving Matthew to die. He was sentenced for only 12-14 years.

The last woman to speak to Laura Ingraham (when the video was cutoff) had some choice words for Kathy Griffin, who tweeted that President Trump was using the Angel Moms as propaganda. From Fox News:

“Sabine Durden, a legal immigrant from Germany, said her son Dominic was killed in 2012 when a truck slammed into his motorcycle. The truck’s driver, Juan Zacarias Tzun, was an illegal alien with two felonies and two DUIs, Durden has said.

“[Griffin] needs to go [to] a stage somewhere in little back alley and entertain the two people that are still following her,” Durden said on “The Ingraham Angle.”

“She just has no grounds. She has no soul. She has no heart. And I pray to God she never knows this feeling.”

Durden added that her son’s killer was jailed for just 35 days.


Kathy Griffin claims President Trump ordered the Secret Service to investigate her

kathy griffin

Concepts such as “personal responsibility” and “consequences” are never entertained by delusional demorats. She and Joy Reid have a lot in common.

From Yahoo: Citing a “vendetta” against her in the wake of a controversial photo last year, comedian Kathy Griffin accused President Donald Trump of personally ordering federal agents to make her life miserable.

After the release of the photo in May 2017, in which Griffin holds a bloodied, severed effigy head of Trump, Griffin was investigated by the Secret Service. Nearly two months later, she announced, she had been cleared. But she maintains the investigation’s scope was unnecessary –- and that the White House was responsible.

On ABC’s “Start Here” podcast, host Brad Mielke asked Griffin if she thought the president personally ordered her to be targeted. “Of course,” she said. “You know how he works.”

She did not provide any evidence to support her claim. But, Griffin said, “You know, he has a vendetta against certain people.”

While Griffin initially apologized for the photo in a YouTube video, she later changed her mind, telling ABC News she was the unwitting victim of an organized messaging machine to tear her down.

“What I didn’t realize is I was just being thrown into, like, the Trump wood chipper,” she said. “I didn’t realize that day that they already had this apparatus in place. You know, how to coordinate with [Sean] Hannity and Fox News and how to coordinate with TMZ.”

And as she gets ready to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner, Griffin said she’s done apologizing. She even re-named her tour “Laugh Your Head Off.”

She’s not apologizing for new barbs, either.

“Of course I wish Trump was going,” Griffin said of the president’s decision to not attend. “I’ve known this fool off and on for like 20 years. I mean, he’s actually hired me to roast him.”

“I do wish he was going,” she added, “because … he can’t take a joke.”

In Trump’s place will be his spokesperson, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

“I’ll tell you something, there’s something funny to me about [her] sitting in,” Griffin said. “Trump is so twisted I have not ruled out the idea that it’s going to be Trump just wearing a Sarah Huckabee Sanders skin suit like ‘Silence Of The Lambs,’ just ’cause you know he likes to act like he doesn’t care what people say about him. … But he obviously does.”

The White House did not respond to requests for comment.


Trying to stay relevant: Kathy Griffin is “proud” of Colin Kaepernick’s activism

kathy griffin and colin kaepernick

Two losers whose careers now focus on perpetual victimhood

From Fox News: Comedian Kathy Griffin, who’s started to push back against the controversy over her photo showing a fake bloodied head of President Trump, said Sunday she was “proud of” another outspoken figure: the ex-quarterback Colin Kaepernick.

“Your activism has come at a price but you haven’t backed down…not even once. Thank you for leading the way,” Griffin tweeted. Now an unsigned quarterback, Kaepernick regularly took a knee during the national anthem last season. The then-49er said he was calling attention to police brutality and racial injustice.

Dozens of NFL players Sunday took a knee during the national anthem as others raised their fists before the games of Week 4, a day after President Donald Trump tweeted that it that it was “very important” for players to stand. Still, the number of kneeling players was down from last weekend.

More than 200 players kneeled or sat during the national anthem last Sunday after Trump lashed out at NFL players for not standing during the anthem in a speech in Alabama and a series of tweets.

Griffin faced backlash this summer after a photo of her posing with a bloodied Trump mask as decapitated head leaked on TMZ. CNN fired her from co-hosting its New Year’s Eve show. She said at the time, according to Fox News, the Trump family systematically “mobilized their armies” against her.

She took back her apology – and recently challenged Trump saying, “I will openly accuse the President of the United States of human violations.”


Attention Secret Service: CNN host Anthony Bourdain says he would give Trump poison if given the chance


Bourdain dining with Obama

From NY Post: Anthony Bourdain, host of “Parts Unknown” on CNN, said last week that he would poison Donald Trump if the celebrity chef was asked to cater a peace summit between the President and Kim Jong Un.“Hemlock,” Bourdain simply replied when asked by TMZ what he would serve Trump and the North Korean dictator.

Hemlock is a poisonous plant that has been used as a method of execution. The video was published by TMZ last week, but is just now gaining attention.

When reached by Fox News, Bourdain, apparently joking, said that he meant to say “kale” instead of hemlock (riiiiiiight).

CNN recently fired Kathy Griffin for posing with a bloody head made to look like Trump. The liberal network also cut ties with “Believer” host Reza Aslan after his anti-Trump rhetoric on Twitter was widely criticized. It’s unclear if Bourdain would suffer any consequences for his rhetoric, but it’s worth noting that “Parts Unknown” is significantly more popular than programs hosted by Griffin and Aslan.

This isn’t the first time the “Parts Unknown” host has spoken negatively about Trump. Bourdain, who famously dined with Barack Obama on an episode of “Parts Unknown,” told TheWrap last year that he wouldn’t eat with then-candidate Trump if given the chance.

“Absolutely f—ing not,” Bourdain said. “I’ve been a New Yorker most of my life … I would give the same answer that I would have given 10 years ago, when he was just as loathsome.”

Bourdain’s “Parts Unknown” is a CNN original series in which the celebrity chef travels the world to showcase food and culture. He also told TMZ that he wouldn’t be interested in filming an episode in North Korea because “most of the population are starving.”

As for Bourdain’s thoughts on Kim Jong Un, the CNN star called him a “chubby, evil little f–k.”

CNN did not immediately respond to Fox News’ request for comment.


Kathy Griffin is no longer sorry about her severed Donald Trump head stint

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Kathy Griffin “mocking” President Trump

Then why did she offer and apology and beg for forgiveness (and play the victim card) over the incident?

I’m guessing she only apologized to ease up the Secret Service investigation. Now that the investigation is done, she’s back to being a jackass.

From Yahoo: Kathy Griffin is retracting her apology she made after the shocking image of her holding a bloodied head made to look like President Trump went viral back in May.

“I am no longer sorry, the whole outrage was BS,” she said on the Australian morning show Sunrise on Wednesday. “I lost everybody.”

The controversial comedienne appeared to get worked up when one of the anchors, Samantha Armytage, pressed her on the disturbing picture.

“Stop acting like my little picture is more important than talking about the actual atrocities that the president of the United States is committing,” Griffin said.

She added that she was shocked to see her entire career turn upside down.

“I didn’t just lose one night on CNN. My entire tour was canceled within 24 hours because every single theater got all these death threats,” she added. “These Trump fans, they’re hardcore.”

She added that she was disappointed when celebrities who were not Trump supporters, like Chelsea Clinton, Debra Messing and her former CNN colleague Anderson Cooper, condemned her.

Cooper took to Twitter during the time the photo controversy came out and slammed her.

According to reports, Griffin and Cooper are no longer friends.


Alec Baldwin defends Kathy Griffin in the most eloquent way: “F**k them all”

Of course he does.

From Daily Mail UK: Alec Baldwin has defended Kathy Griffin in a series of tweets and insists that ‘no one’ believed she wanted to threaten President Trump. Baldwin labelled Trump a ‘senile idiot’ in his social media rant and called on the comedian to ignore the president and his family.

The first family have publicly expressed their distaste for the sickening picture of Griffin holding a mock of Trump’s severed head.

But Baldwin, who regularly does an impression of The Donald on Saturday Night Live, told Griffin: ‘F*** them all’. 

‘Dear Kathy Griffin, Kathy….baby…I’ve been there,’ his first post about the embattled comedian read.

And then referencing the moment he ranted on Conan’s show in 1998, asking for a Republican member of Congress to be stoned he continued: ‘The whole Henry Hyde thing [with] Conan, where we bring out an oxygen mask at the end? A joke. That’s what I thought. That’s what we intended. No one walked out of the studio and said, “No! We’re serious!” No one,”.

‘But all your gutless, weasels in the GOP insisted that I actually threatened Hyde.’

The comedian didn’t mince his words when he advised Griffin to ditch the negative comments she’d received from her critics. ‘They played the victim beautifully. Kathy…f*** them. F*** them all. [no one] believes [you] meant [to] threaten Trump,’ Baldwin posted.

He ended his Twitter rant with an insult to the president ,referencing Trump’s contentious trip to Europe, during which he reportedly alienated US allies in the region: ‘Trump is such a senile idiot, all he has is Twitter fights. ignore him. Like the leaders of all the other countries in the world. Ignore him.’

The 59-year-old is among a handful of stars  – including Jamie Foxx, Larry King, Rosie O’Donnell – who have come out in support of Griffin since the picture – taken by provocative photographer Tyler Shields – went viral.

Retired host Larry King even expressed his disappointment that CNN had fired Griffin because of the picture.  ‘She’s my friend, she apologized, let it go,’ King told TMZ. ‘I wouldn’t have fired her, Ted Turner wouldn’t have fired her. They’re jumping all over her now… I would have kept her. It was a terrible mistake, no one feels sorrier than her, she apologized. CNN shouldn’t have let her go.’

Rosie O’Donnell – who has been at the receiving end of Trump’s insults – also tweeted last Wednesday, agreeing with comedian Martin Laurence who said Griffin didn’t need to apologize: ‘ I agree Laurence, she apologized right away – she made a mistake and owned up to it – more than we can say for him. ‘

These words of support from celebrities may be a silver lining as Griffin has faced a barrage of negative comments and has even lost many of her sponsors.

One of Griffin’s first critics came from Donald Trump Jr., who called on the star to be fired from CNN. ‘Dear CNN,’ his post last Tuesday read. ‘ I must have missed your statement banning your commentator Kathy Griffin from future shows. Please resend. Thx.’

Griffin – who is apparently being investigated by the Secret Service –  held a tear-filled press conference on Saturday. While she said she felt bullied by Trump and his family, she promised not to ‘lay down’.

‘I’m not for everybody,’ admitted Griffin. ‘I am barely an acquired taste frankly. I’ve had everybody turn on me. And I just want to make people laugh.’

That being said, Griffin declared: ‘I am not laying down for this guy.’