The new, happy Chelsea Handler?
Chelsea Handler took to Instragram last week to promote a featured cover/article of herself: “I sat down with @healthmagazine to talk about getting serious about my health and that happiness is the only thing you get to take with you when you die. Link in bio to read more.”
The Health article is entitled, “Chelsea Handler On How ‘Therapy, Meditation, and Weed’ Changed Her Life.”
The article starts out as follows: “Ask Chelsea Handler to define happiness, and here’s what she’ll say: “It’s to be anxiety-free, ready for anything, and to have an optimistic outlook about what happens in your day. No matter what, you have to find the positive.”
The reason for this article promotion? “She’s also working on releasing her own line of marijuana, something she says has helped her immensely.”
Of course Handler would now be trying to change her image because a TDS-infected, angry liberal probably can’t sell much mellowing marijuana. So she must change the narrative of her mental well being.
Yet if you go to her Twitter timeline, you’ll see she hasn’t gotten serious about being optimistic nor finding the positive in her life. Examples of her recent tweets:
“It is horrifying that we have to fight our own government to save the environment. -Ansel Adams, photographer (20 Feb 1902-1984)”
“While our president exonerates criminals and releases them from jail, notice what color they all are.”
“John Kelly’s deepest shiv: People who rely on Fox News to reinforce their views — like Trump — ‘are not informed citizens’ – The Washington Post”
“Instead of cutting money from Medicaid to paint Air Force One, let’s use some of that leftover spray from Trump’s face.”
“-Happy #BlackHistoryMonth from Ben Carson and all his Republican friends.” (Mocking a black man who flew on an airplane with white President Trump supporters.)
“The theme of 2020 is Republican women disappointing other women. Please welcome newest member, Lisa Murkowski.”
“The framers of the Constitution could come down from the sky, walk into Congress and tell everyone what a scumbag DONALD trump is, and that yes, he should be removed from office—and Republicans would say the framers have never been credible, and they’re mad because they died.”
“Since the Republicans are arguing that nothing Trump does can be impeachable, can’t we focus on the fact that he terrorizes gov’t employees, lies every time he speaks, and is a giant fucking asshole?”
The real Chelsea Handler…
Guess Handler doesn’t live by her own Golden Rule: “Happiness is the only thing you get to take with you when you die.”
See also:
Chelsea Handler says she needed therapy before interviewing conservatives for her white privilege documentary
Chelsea Handler slams President Trump for calling rifles entertainment: “Grounds for impeachment”
Chelsea Handler, who calls WH press secretary a whore, is ‘happy’ to be urinated on her face
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