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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 193rd Caption Contest!

This was a great contest, with so many very clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 193rd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

ReikiMaster!

Here’s the winning caption:

Jackie Puppet is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

“Hey, it feels pretty good to exercise white privilege!”

True Dan is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, toaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

“After this dull and boring presentation, let’s all go watch an abortion for some real excitement.”

DoctorMoebius and Reaper are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

DoctorMoebius: “The Ku Kuntz Klan?”

Reaper: “KLAN-ETTES!”

andre, captain america, Carl R Hassell, and mossy bloke are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

andre: “Voodoo convention women delegates.”

captain america: “A coven of witches.”

Carl R Hassell: “We are not a cult!!”

mossy bloke: “Well well well…if it isn’t the Tampon Mob. The Whole box of Absorbables.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, ReikiMaster!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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The Demons-in-White Caption Contest

This is the 193rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Yesterday, February 5, 2019, at President Trump’s State of the Union address, the House Democrat Women’s Working Group wore white as a show of female solidarity. White is associated with the suffragette movement because early advocates for women’s voting rights wore white as a symbol of purity. To show their disapproval, the white-garbed Demonrats remained seated and refused to applaud for most of Trump’s speech.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, February 12, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Always the hypocrite, these pro-abort women really should be wearing blood-red, instead of white.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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