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We have a winner!

This was a very competitive contest because there were many very clever captions submitted. Y’all clearly were inspired. LOL

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 212th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

Still looking for “Russian Collusion.” It must be here somewhere!

Vette is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

I’m still SNOT your President!

DFJ150Jackie Puppet, and two William captions (each with one #1 vote), and carry and Goldbug (each with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “HRC picking the latest reason for why she lost the 2016 election.”

Jackie Puppet: “$50 bucks Hillary eats it!

William: “Hillary, having a senior moment, misunderstands when the CNN host asks her to pick the winner of the demonrat debates”

William: “Hillary, while having a bout of Kuru, attempts to give herself a brain massage”

carry: “Hillary going on Lunch Break.”

Goldbug: “She’s certainly not my pick.”

operaghost and Tanc are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

operaghost: “They’ll never find my emails in here…”

Tanc: “Now we know what the secret ingredient is in her SPIRIT COOKING.”


Congratulations, GregB!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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The Nose Knows Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed


This is the 212th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, November 12, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Thinking of running again for the presidency, Hillary Clinton picks her cabinet members.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.


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