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Why female celebrities stand pigeon-toed

Have you noticed female Hollyweirdos and celebrities assuming a childlike pose, standing pigeon-toed?

Below is a sample.

These are the ages of the above celebrities:

  • Katie Holmes, actress and ex-wife of Tom Cruise, 40.
  • Amal Clooney, lawyer wife of actor George Clooney, 41
  • Cat Deely, actress-model, 42
  • Gwyneth Paltrow, actress, 47
  • Meghan Markle, former actress, now wife of Prince Harry, 38

Fiona Mcintosh reports for the Daily Mail:

Why, then, are increasing numbers of female celebrities adopting a rather bizarre pigeon-toed stance?

The trend was kick-started by Gwyneth Paltrow in 2010, and has since been adopted by a whole host of women — from Hollywood actress Katie Holmes to high-powered human rights barrister Amal Clooney….

They have all recently been pictured with their hands hanging limply, knees knocked and toes turned awkwardly inwards; in short, the sort of stance you’d expect a particularly shy child to adopt….

The reason for this is as depressing as it is fascinating: these A-list women have worked out that a pigeon-toed pose is a quick route to looking thinner, younger, sexier and even more approachable.

The pose brings your toes together, making your calf muscles look thinner and more defined, as well as creating or accentuating the appearance of a thigh gap…. As the cameras flash away, this pigeon-toe pose seems to say: ‘Gosh, look at little old me in the spotlight!’

As evolutionary anthropologist Dr Anna Machin explains, A-list celebrities need to appeal to two markets — men and, perhaps more importantly, other women.

The pigeon-toed stance sends powerful biological signals to both genders.

‘Celebrities are a commodity — they need other women to like them so they go to see their films,’ she says.

‘In reality they may be highly successful, powerful women, but with this pose they are trying to make themselves look more approachable. The awkward pose says: “I’m not an Alpha female, I’m just like you.” ’

Except, of course, surrounded as they are by agents, image builders and entire marketing teams, they are not remotely like us. So don’t imagine for a moment the pigeon-toed pose is natural — it takes a lot of practice to perfect faux-innocence when you’re a famous Hollywood diva. And while some men may find the stance inelegant, subconsciously it panders to the male ego.

Revolting!

~Eowyn

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8 most narcissistic Hollyweirdos

Most actors are narcissistic.

But the eight below are among the most narcissistic and arrogant.

  1. Gwyneth Paltrow:
    • Voted for Obama.
    • Raised campaign $ for Hillary Clinton.
    • “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.”
    • “I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as [difficult as being an actress]. Of course there are challenges, but it’s not being on set.”
  2. Faye Dunaway:
    • “Don’t you know who I am?”
    • In 1980, Dunaway had a son, Liam, with her second husband, British photographer Terry O’Neill. “In 2003, despite Dunaway’s earlier indications that she had given birth to Liam, Terry O’Neill revealed that their son was adopted.” –Wikipeida
    • I know Dunaway, 77, has had many plastic surgeries, but what can account for why her philtrum (the area of the face between the nose and the upper lip) became so preternaturally long?
  3. Miles Teller (who’s dat?):
    • “I was thinking about how I probably think I’m better-looking than the public thinks I am.”
  4. Catherine Zeta-Jones:
    • “A million dollars isn’t a lot of money for people like us.”
    • “One thing I’m not is humble anymore. I’m sick of being humble. I really am. ‘So sorry I’m rich, so sorry I’m married to a movie star, so sorry I’m not so bad looking.’ No sorrys. Enough.”
  5. James Cameron:
    • “I’m the king of the world! Whoo!”
  6. Shannen Doherty:
    • “Really? A town car? You send a town car to take me to the airport, not a limo?”
  7. Katherine Heigl
  8. Kanye West

Stop feeding their already bloated egos by watching their movies/TV or listening to their music/rap.

~Eowyn

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Another Matt Damon Hollyweird movie to avoid: "Downsizing"


Based upon Damon’s last movie, Suburbicon, seems that a lot of people are sick and tired of Damon and his politics.
Damon starred in Suburbicon, a libtard George Clooney-directed movie, which failed miserably at the box office. Suburbicon opened on October 27 and as of November 27 had made only $5,775,178. That is no surprise considering Clooney, Damon and the other “star,” gun-grabber Julianne Moore.
Matt Damon has another movie coming out on December 22: Downsizing. The premise of this picture, from Wikipedia:
Downsizing imagines what might happen if, as a solution to over-population, Norwegian scientists discover how to shrink humans to 5 inches (13 cm) tall and propose a 200-year global transition from big to small, but with one catch: the procedure cannot be reversed. People soon realize how much further money goes in a miniaturized world, and with the promise of a better life, everyman Paul Safranek (Matt Damon) and wife Audrey (Kristen Wiig) decide to abandon their stressed lives in Omaha in order to become small and move to a new downsized community—a choice that triggers life-changing adventures. To Paul’s horror and outrage, he finds out that Audrey backed out at the last second. After the couple understands that they do not have a future together, they divorce and Paul must now figure out how to start his life over in a completely different world.”
Damon has been part of the Hollyweird machine that hid the Weinstein sex scandal, promoted gun control and generally been a hypocrite in the highest form. Examples:

Another Hollyweird movie I will not be seeing.
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Nordstrom drops Ivanka’s clothing line yet wants you to buy a very expensive pair of “Americana mud jeans”

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Rugged “Americana” comes at a steep price at Nordstrom

These jeans cost $425. You read that correctly – $425.
From Hollywood Reporter: Now, Nordstrom is trying to sell the public on the idea of mud-covered men’s jeans. No, these aren’t mud-proof jeans, but regular jeans that — hear us out — are already covered in mud. And you thought pre-ripped, hole-y denim was outrageous!
“Heavily distressed, medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that’s seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty,” reads the description of the jeans on Nordstrom’s site.
The part that truly has the Internet in a tizzy, however, is the price: the Barracuda straight leg jean in indigo wash will cost you a cool $425.
“Don’t buy muddy jeans from Nordstrom for $425. Buy a pair you like and I’ll muddy them up for you for $300,” wrote one shopper on Twitter, echoing the sentiment of everyone’s mom.
But wait, there’s more! Not to be outdone, Topshop has unveiled completely clear, plastic moto jeans, available for $100. We know what you’re thinking — if they’re not denim, are they even still considered jeans? Who cares!
The propositioning of these shock-value items as covetable, pricey goods, has us wondering if this is really what fashion has come to (remember all those homeless-inspired menswear collections at fashion week?) or if Nordstrom is just trolling us all?
Selling head-scratching items was once a move reserved for a bit of April Fools’ Day publicity. But now, it has somehow evolved into a full-on marketing strategy, and we (probably) have Gwyneth Paltrow to blame.
Since launching her Goop lifestyle empire, Paltrow has made a name for herself selling utterly ridiculous products for even more ridiculous prices, and then letting the social media “outrage” (or as Paltrow would tell you, the free marketing) pour in. We also have Paltrow to thank for alerting us to the existence of the $17,000 solid gold dildo, naturally. 
I can’t even…
Read the rest of the story here.
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Friday Funny: Look what a little makeup can do!


Olivia Wilde with without makeupGwyneth Paltrow without makeupOprah Winfrey with without makeupMadonna without makeupmakeup2
H/t FOTM’s maziel

~Éowyn

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Ladies, do not practice medical advice from Hollyweird Moonbat Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow rolling her eyes
People: Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to steam your lady parts – but before you going running off to the nearest vaginal spa (yes, they exist), you might want to consult your doctor.
In one of her latest GOOP posts the Oscar winner/lifestyle guru, 42, raves about a special treatment available at Tikkun Spa in Santa Monica.
“The real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam,” Paltrow says. “You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.”
And this isn’t your mother’s vagina steam: “It is an energetic release – not just a steam douche – that balances female hormone levels. If you’re in L.A., you have to do it.”
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But according to Dr. Jen Gunter, a board certified OB/GYN and expert in vulvovaginal disorders, Paltrow’s medical claims surrounding the steams are just a bunch of hot air, at best.
In a detailed post to her blog, Dr. Gunter warns, “Steam is probably not good for your vagina. Herbal steam is no better and quite possibly worse.”
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She explains, “Mugwort or wormwood or whatever when steamed, either vaginally or on the vulva, can’t possibly balance any reproductive hormones, regulate your menstrual cycle, treat depression, or cure infertility.”
Dr. Gunter also takes issue with Paltrow’s claims that the steam “cleanses your uterus.” She writes “Steam isn’t going to get into your uterus from your vagina unless you are using an attachment with some kind of pressure and MOST DEFINITELY NEVER EVER DO THAT.
As with most medical questions, it’s generally wise to get a second opinion.
Dr. David L. Finke, a Los Angeles-based OB/GYN, tells PEOPLE, “I don’t think it’s completely crazy to say [the steam] could be beneficial” – just maybe not in the way Paltrow claims.
“It could change the circulation patterns for probably 30 minutes to an hour,” Dr. Finke says. “Depending on how the steam is applied, the benefits could be similar to a regular steam room.”
Dr. Finke notes, “As far as bold claims that doing this will change hormonal balance or cleanse the uterus, it’s probably bogus.”
But really, who would take advice from “one of Obama’s biggest fans“? Probably this woman:
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Vote for Your Favorite Crisis Actor in Our First Annual Psy-Op Awards!

To those who claim to be “offended”, the following is intended for satirical purposes only.
Springtime is award season time, so join us by voting in Fellowship of the Minds’s First Annual Psy-Op Awards! Celebrating the False, the Fraudulent, and the downright F***ed Up!
Best/Worst Performance by a Crisis Actor at a staged event!
The nominees are:
1) Robbie Parker at Sandy Hook
2) Cowboy Man at the Boston Marathon
3) Gene Rosen at Sandy Hook
4) Jeff Bauman at the Boston Marathon
5) Woman in red at the Boston Marathon
6) Black lady on a stretcher at the Boston Marathon
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Best/Worst Performance by a Hypocrite Celebrity!
The nominees are:
1) Liam Neeson on guns
2) Leonardo Di Caprio on global warming
3) Matt Damon on both guns and global warming
4) Gwyneth Paltrow every time she opens her mouth
Best/Worst Television Show made by Useful Idiots for Useful Idiots! (Someone has to indoctrinate the masses!)
The nominees are:
1) Modern Family
2) Two and a Half Men
3) Ellen
4) Any show with a Kardashian in it
5) Any show made by Disney
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Best/Worst Performance by a He pretending to be a She! (Though they labor long and hard to suppress it, inside every tranny lies the truth, just waiting to burst forth!)
The nominees are:
1) Bradley Manning
2) Michael Obama
Best/Worst Performance by a lesbian, Muslim-Brotherhood spy!
The nominees are:
1) Huma Abedin
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Best/Worst Performance by a celebrity appearing to be satanically possessed!
The nominees are:
1) Beyonce at the Super Bowl
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Best/Worst Creation of an entity that’s entirely fake!
The nominees are:
1) Adam Lanza
2) Beyonce’s pregnancy
3) aka Obama’s birth certificate

Is there a baby in there?

Is there a baby in there?


Best/Worst Performance by a fraud pretending to cry!
The nominees are:
1) Robbie Parker at Sandy Hook
2) Gene Rosen at Sandy Hook
3) aka Obama at the Sandy Hook press conference
Who are you trying to kid?

Who are you trying to kid?


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Best/Worst Performance by Mindless Sheeple, marching off to their own slaughter!
The nominees are:
1) The circling crowd at Sandy Hook
2) The crowds shouting, “USA! USA!” while armed troops walked the street of Boston.
3) The protesters and rioters in Ferguson, Missouri
4) The American people at every false flag event
Special Lifetime Achievement Award for a career filled with Lies, Fraud, and Deception!
The nominees are:
1) aka Obama
2) Hillary Clinton
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Angry neighbors slam Gwyneth Paltrow after she throws political party for Barack Obama

Funny stuff: Posters put up in Paltrow's neighborhood

Funny stuff: Posters put up in Paltrow’s neighborhood


DailyMail: Playing the part as the perfect dinner party host Obama drone, it seemed Gwyneth Paltrow was going out of her way to please everybody. But sadly, that didn’t include her neighbors, who have hit out at the actress for hosting the Democratic National Committee fundraiser for President Obama at her house on Friday.
One neighbor in particular, Attorney Bret D. Lewis spoke to Radar slamming the event as “extremely poor planning on Gwyneth’s part”. He added: “Politicians have the right to raise funds, and Gwyneth has the right to throw a party, but next time she decides to throw a political fundraiser, do not do it on our street.”
The site reports that Gwyneth’s neighbors were denied entry to their homes, in the Mandeville Canyon community in Brentwood, California. Lewis continued: “Mandeville Canyon has only one road that connects us to the rest of the city. Gwyneth lives at the bottom of the canyon, so basically everyone was shut out. There is no other access in or out of the canyon except to use this road.”
To have this road closed off is a horrible thing. My daughter had an exam the next morning and was very upset, but God forbid someone had a heart attack, or there was a real emergency.” The attorney also claims that partygoers were seen putting out cigarettes in the area, despite Mandeville Canyon being a fire trap.
He also claims that several neighbors have taken to a private social networking group to vent their frustration, but Gwyneth – who is also a member – has stayed silent on the matter.
I don’t know if the neighbors are justified in their complaints, having no specific knowledge of the logistics of the neighborhood. I just think the posters are hilarious!
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Hollyweird Moonbat Paltrow to Obama: Um, I'm one of your biggest fans

Paltrow gazing at her crush...

Paltrow gazing at her crush…


Yahoo: Gwyneth Paltrow has won numerous awards for her acting, but speaking apparently came with some difficulty Thursday with President Barack Obama standing beside her.

“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” the actress, singer and food writer gushed after introducing Obama to several hundred supporters seated on white fold-out chairs in the lush backyard of her home in the movie star haven of Brentwood, a neighborhood in Los Angeles.

In a not-so-subtle reference to her “conscious uncoupling” earlier this year from husband Chris Martin, Paltrow said it was a “profound honor” to have Obama in the home she shares with Apple and Moses, her two children with the Coldplay lead vocalist.

Paltrow hosted a reception and dinner benefiting the Democratic Party that marked the start of a three-day, California fundraising swing for Obama. Tickets to the reception at Paltrow’s home started at $1,000, while dinner tickets cost a minimum of $15,000. Actors Julia Roberts and Bradley Whitford were among those attending.

In a brief introduction punctuated by “ums,” Paltrow declared herself to be one of Obama’s biggest fans and said he’s an “incredible role model.”
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“I am one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest, and have been since the inception of your campaign,” she said, adding that she thinks both of his campaigns and his presidency will be one of the most important and most scrutinized of all time.
Paltrow noted the approaching Nov. 4 midterm elections in which Democratic control of the Senate is at risk. She called it a “critical time” for Democrats and seemed to urge everyone to vote. “It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass,” she said.
She mentioned equal rights for women in the workplace, and investments in sustainable energy and “everything green” before commenting on Obama’s looks. “I’m taking her to the next event,” Obama quipped when it was his turn to speak. He also thanked Paltrow and her kids for “letting us crash your house.”
Remember, this is the same woman that said reading mean Tweets is like being in a war:
Paltrow likened mean twitter comments to the suffering of war, saying, “You come across [online comments] about yourself and about your friends, and it’s a very dehumanizing thing. It’s almost like, how in war, you go through this bloody dehumanizing thing…”
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