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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 177th Caption Contest!

There were 66 submissions!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of FOTM’s 177th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

True Dan!

This is the winning caption:

It is so cold here. It isn’t hot like it is in hell.

dkolb2010, MoFrappy and Recynd77 are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their respective captions:

dkolb2010: “Reptilians are cold blooded”

MoFrappy: “The last time I saw a Clinton that swollen and stiff, there was a Lewinski dangling off one end.”

Recynd77: “What hump?” (Igor, Young Frankenstein)

Grif, another MoFrappy caption, and Silhouette are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Grif: “Oh yes, it’s the latest in Paris fashions. It’s called ‘Bundle of Newspapers on the Way to the Dump’.”

MoFrappy: “Quick! With just the head poking out, there’s still time for a partial birth abortion.”

Silhouette: “In typical fashion, the truth is always hidden under layers of deceit.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, True Dan!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 176th Caption Contest!

There were 38 submissions.

It was a challenge for the FOTM writers to choose a winner; our votes were pretty spread out. But we duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 176th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points is . . .

Mad Celt!

This is the winning caption:

“I shall now mock your president by revealing my shortcomings to the entire world! Bwa ha ha ha!”

In second place are Captain America, Paladin, Silhouette and Smokie (each with one #1 vote), and Christy and lophatt (each with two #2 votes), totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Captain America: “Oh Alec Baldwin! You so cray-cray!”

christy: “What’s Hillary doing in Seattle??”

lophatt: “Is that Barbra dress-rehearsing for a redux of ‘Yentl’?”

Paladin: “Debbie Wasserman Schultz begins her protest against the NRA.”

Silhouette: “My body is as barren as my mind.”

Smokie: “Come on guys whip me! beat me! make me write bad checks!”

AvaJ and MyBrainHurts are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

AvaJ: “Andy Warhol back from hell”

MyBrainHurts: “Can you gentlemen direct me to the #MeToo march?”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Mad Celt!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

We have a winner!

. . for FOTM’s 175th Caption Contest!

There were 59 submissions! — many of which are very clever and funny!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 175th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points is . . .

SmKay!

This is the winning caption:

Another thing you wish you didn’t see on Google Maps!

Nana is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is her caption:

And here is a manhole without a cover.

Larry, Slimeballactor, and Smokie are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Larry: “Well, you see officer, I saw this hole in the assphalt and I…”

Slimeballactor: “Welcome To D.C. Take a right at the Hemorrhoid!!”

Smokie: “He could be a great congressional candidate. He already knows how to assume the position”

Alma, Brian Heinz, Denis Couture and pigpen51 are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Alma: “Beware, sink hole ahead!”

Brian Heinz: “What’s a guy got to do to get a booty call in the capitol. I thought Congress was in session?”

Denis Couture: “Is this what they call a ‘stink hole’??”

pigpen51: “Gay leapfrog?”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, SmKay!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 174th Caption Contest!

This was a competitive contest, with a total of 54 caption submissions, many of which are very clever and witty!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 174th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points is . . .

Patrick Cornell!

This is the winning caption:

When this question and answer session is over can somebody take me to McDonalds for a happy meal?

Theyellowbear is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

“Well, if he would have just sat on his wallet, he wouldn’t have needed the booster…”

Larry is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

“The Gerber Baby in his high chair”

Another Patrick Cornell caption, S. Faulkner, and truckjunkie are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Patrick Cornell: “Where is my sippy cup?”

S. Faulkner: “No matter how much money he has, he will always be a little short.”

truckjunkie: “…and THAT is why you can’t sit at the “big kids’ table…”

Zigggy is in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“The Zuckerberg Cyborg sits atop his wireless charging station.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Patrick Cornell!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 173rd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with a total of 64 caption submissions, many of which are very clever and witty!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of FOTM’s 173rd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

On Defense!

This is the winning caption:

Damn, these Russian sandals!

Jimbo is in 2nd place, with three #2 votes, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

“Hillary struggles to get around without her broom.”

In 3rd place are Collie D, Jay and MyBrainHurts, each with one #1 vote, as well as Cynthia, with two #2 votes — totaling 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Collie D: “Slip Slidin’ away / Slip Slidin’ away / You know the nearer your destination / The more you’re slip slidin’ away ~Paul Simon~”

Jay: “This kind can come out only by prayer. -Mark 9:29”

MyBrainHurts: “Damn your deplorable monkeys and their banana peels!”

Cynthia: “Ah shit! Maybe she shouldn’t have mixed her morning tonic of baby’s blood with vodka!”

In 4th place is lophatt, with one #2 vote and 2 points:

“I think her catheter just came loose.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, On Defense!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 170th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with a total of 57 caption submissions, many of which are very clever and witty!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 170th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points is . . .

CalGirl!

This is her winning caption:

Woohoo! Standing in solidarity with my mother who does this every day down at the “Old Folks Home”!

japoa is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

“They don’t call them Euro-pee-ins for nothing.
When in doubt, see the pic above!”

Al Chem, Disgusted, and Yam are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Al Chem: “To pee, or not to pee. That is the question”

Disgusted: “Someone call Herr Mueller! We found the leak!”

Yam: “Barcelona is #1”

Brian Heinz, George Esson, Margarita and Paladin are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Brian Heinz: “Tonight for your entertainment straight from Spain — ‘Peeing With the Stars'”

George Esson: “Clean-up on aisle ‘femtard’”

Margarita: “For a few euros more, I can do this on Obama’s bed!”

Paladin: “Just wait till I make it onto a Wheaties box, Caitlyn Jenner will be so jealous!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, CalGirl!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 169th Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 169th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points is . . .

chemtrailssuck!

Here’s her winning caption:

ZZZZZZZ…. What? Hey, that’s racist!!

Smokie and want some are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Smokie: “In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” John Adams

want some: “Damn, just when our Cloward and Piven crash the economy scheme was almost at fruition !!”

AvaJ, dkolb2010, Jimbo, and another Smokie caption are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Ava J, dkolb2010 and Smokie each received one #1 vote; Jimbo received two #2 votes. Here are their respective captions:

AvaJ: “MLK – I HAD a dream…”

dkolb2010: “Well, there goes the last plank in our platform for the 2018 elections.”

Jimbo: “Who farted?”

Smokie: “I’ve got mine. Just don’t stop believin I’m working for you, fool.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, chemtrailssuck!

Here are your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn