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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 162nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with 54 entries, and many very clever captions. So if don’t see your entry recognized, don’t be hurt or discouraged — sense of humor is a very subjective thing.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 162nd Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points is . . .

Jurist!

Here’s the winning caption:

Never before has someone so undeserving been so applauded by so many so deluded

Matthew W is a close second-place runner-up, with one #1 vote and two 2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

“Awww crap !!! I thought I was getting the “Order of Lenin.”

MomOfIV, SmKay and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

MomOfIV: “and behind Obama is Satan, waiting in line for his medal…for as we know, evil shadows the powers of govt until the Light destroys it.”

SmKay: “I should wear gloves, I hope it’s not contagious!”

YouKnowWho: “Ash Carter loses Pin The Tail On The Donkey game.”

EdK, kjf, and SmK are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

EdK: “Here is your hot dog medal, or do you receive a pizza medal? I always get you perverts confused.”

kjf: “Just like your peace prize sir?”

SmK: “Another perfect example on why I am against handing out participation and last place trophies.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Jurist!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 161st Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with a whopping 72 entries, and many very clever captions. So if don’t see your entry recognized, don’t be hurt or discouraged — sense of humor is a very subjective thing.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 161st Caption Contest, with three #1 vote, totaling 12 points is . . .

Captain Obvious!

Here’s the winning caption:

Michael Moore has finally finished his transition to female.

Ghostwalker1 is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the runner-up caption:

Three things always tell the truth: small children, drunks and knit pants.

rebpirate, Tim Shey, and Zigggy are in third place, each with 4 points. Rebpriate received two #2 votes; Tim Shey and Zigggy each received one #1 vote. Here are their captions:

rebpirate: “The Mandalay Bay “security” guy was apparently hiding in Rosie’s pants this whole time.”

Tim Shey: “I have seen the enemy and the enemy looks absolutely ridiculous.”

Zigggy: “Never mind MAGA, she’s all about FUPA.”

gingersmom2009, Glenn47, and Larry are in fifth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

gingersmom2009: “Some people should avoid knits.”

Glenn47: “Don’t you think I’m too sexy for my shirt?”

Larry: “Will struggle for food.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Captain Obvoius!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 160th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with only 2 points separating the winner from the runner-ups, the runner-ups from 3rd place, and 3rd place from 4th place.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 160th Caption Contest, with two #1 vote, totaling 8 points is . . .

No Retreat!

Here’s the winning caption:

Leonardo, learning the Bill and Hitlery mating ritual dance

Another No Retreat caption is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

Leonardo, dancing at the “Hillary is now a Methodist pastor” celebration party.

chulai1968, two pigpen51 captions, and rebpirate are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

chulai1968 (one #1 vote): Who put the Vicks in the Preparation-H?????

pigpen51 (one #1 vote): I think that last hopeful starlet gave me crabs.

pigpen51 (two #2 votes): This is the dance you do when Satan is pulling your strings. It goes best to the tune of “We’re in the money.”

rebpirate: Ya know…Harvey touched ME too!

bongiornoc, another chulai1968 caption, and john namnik are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Every libtard should watch this video. The ridiculousness of their ideas is perfectly mimicked in this dance.

I learned this one from ‘Elaine’ on ‘Seinfeld’…..

Darn global warming has given me jock itch.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, No Retreat!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 159th Caption Contest!

So many very clever captions!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 159th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points is . . .

God Help Us!

Here’s the winning caption:

And you thought CERN had the only portal that summoned demons.

In second place is another caption by God Help Us, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

Vote for me or I’ll take it all off !

average Joe, chulai1968, Kevin J Lankford, and MomOfIV are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Fellowship of the minds, I am going to sue you for occular assault .owww

The Original Big Bad Mama Jama……….. and she’s hungry!

Hillary’s vision of the ‘ultimate climax’.

Give me your children, your money,
Your huddled masses yearning to be controlled,
The wretched refugee of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homely, temper tantrum, to me:
I open my dress to the apocalyptic door.

Jurist and Mike Richardson are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

How could all those Deplorables choose Toxic Masculinity over this?

We now know where those 33,000 e-mails were hidden.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, God Help Us!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 158th Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of FOTM’s 158th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points is . . .

EdK!

Here’s his winning caption:

I want pork fried rice. I want won ton soup. I want 2 egg rolls. I want pepper steak. And oh yea, I want death to America. Did you get all that?

CalGirl and Mark Noll are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

I keep telling you…(by threat of death) palazzo pants ARE back in style.

NO! This is how you do an Atomic Wedgie!

christy, Jurist, MeThePeople and Mike Richardson are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Just a little game of “Guess my weight” however to the loser…..20 years hard labor!

According to our charts, Dear Leader, you do indeed wear it better than Hillary.

Moochie’s bulge is bigger.

Kim Jong-un’s resemblance to movie director Michael Moore is amazing!

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, EdK!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 157th Caption Contest!

What great captions!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 157th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points is . . .

Tim Shey!

Here’s the winning caption: “Future faculty at UC Berkeley”

Future faculty at UC Berkeley

God Help Us! is in second place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

The royal family must be laughing their scales off.

Helene Pineau and Kevin J Lankford are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Next stop: Sodom & Gomorrah.

They’re gonna need a bigger goat…

Two chemtrailssuck captions and lophatt are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Let’s play a game! It’s called “Guess who has AIDS!!”

The weirdos on the bus go round and round….

Someone hide the farm animals.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 156th Caption Contest!

So many very clever captions!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 156th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

patrick thomas!

Here’s his winning caption:

Be careful, there’s a rapist hiding in the Bushes.

Kevin J Lankford is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s his caption:

A clinton in the bushes is better than two clintons in the White house.

jacdiltd is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

George W shows George HW Bush his hemorrhoid.

Christine Watts C. is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points. Here’s her caption:

Hehe, Hillary will never think to look for me here!

Woody is in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here’s his caption:

That’s not what I meant when I said “Get me two bushes!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, patrick thomas!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn