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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 169th Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 169th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points is . . .

chemtrailssuck!

Here’s her winning caption:

ZZZZZZZ…. What? Hey, that’s racist!!

Smokie and want some are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 votes, totaling 6 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Smokie: “In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.” John Adams

want some: “Damn, just when our Cloward and Piven crash the economy scheme was almost at fruition !!”

AvaJ, dkolb2010, Jimbo, and another Smokie caption are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Ava J, dkolb2010 and Smokie each received one #1 vote; Jimbo received two #2 votes. Here are their respective captions:

AvaJ: “MLK – I HAD a dream…”

dkolb2010: “Well, there goes the last plank in our platform for the 2018 elections.”

Jimbo: “Who farted?”

Smokie: “I’ve got mine. Just don’t stop believin I’m working for you, fool.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, chemtrailssuck!

Here are your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 168th Caption Contest!

A total of 53 captions were submitted! So many clever captions!

This was a very competitive contest. The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of FOTM’s 168th Caption Contest, each with 8 points are . . .

Goldbug and MoFrappy!

Goldbug’s caption received one #1 vote and two #2 votes. MoFrappy’s caption received two #1 votes. Here are their respective captions:

Goldbug: “Okay, Hillbag, where’s your ankle bracelet?”
MoFrappy: “This gives illegal alien a whole new meaning.”

Larry, MyBrainHurts, Pat Riot, and tony@tadrums.com are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Larry received two #2 votes, while MyBrainHurts, Pat Riot, and tony@tadrums.com each received one #1 vote. Here are their respective captions:

Larry: “Area 51 is the next exit.”

MyBrainHurts: “You don’t have to take Pelosi home with you but you can’t leave her here either.”

Pat Riot: “I think they just said they are here to give birth so their kid can get a USA passport!”

tony@tadrums.com: “Yes, Hillary’s new vehicle runs on Uranium One. Why do you ask?”

chemtrailssuck and want some are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

chemtrailssuck: “Well, looks like we finally found Bigfoot and Elvis.”

want some: “Heavens! We finally found Obama’s Birth Certificate!!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Goldbug and MoFrappy!

Here are your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 166th Caption Contest!

A total of 51 captions were submitted. The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 166th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points is . . .

D. T. Osborn!

Here’s his winning caption:

Ok. I did what you asked! Here’s the proof. Now release my family!

anon, two captions by Scott Merson, and Smokie are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

anon: “Gives new meaning to ‘Mark of the Beast’…..” (this caption received one #1 vote)

Scott Merson: “This answers the question of her book, What Happened? ‘I got sacked'” (this caption received one #1 vote)

scott merson: “Some gave bALL” (this caption received two #2 votes)

Smokie: “Enjoying all the pain we missed by electing Trump…” (this caption received one #1 vote)

Disgusted, Lou Minati, and MomOfIV are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Disgusted: “That’s a foul ball.”

Lou Minati: “I guess now some lucky women (or men) actually WILL get ‘screwed by Hillary’.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, D. T. Osborn!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our first Caption Contest of 2018!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 165th Caption Contest!

A total of 54 captions were submitted. The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 165th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points is . . .

japoa!

Here’s his winning caption:

I guess no one wears the pants in that family.

anon and evh are in second place, each with 6 points:

  • Here’s anon‘s 2nd-place caption, which received three #2 votes:

“….introducing, the Brides of Frankenstein!”

Here’s evh‘s 2nd-place caption, which received one #1 vote and one #2 vote:

“Wait until you see us in our chiffon nightgowns!”

Collie D, E Phillips, and Kevin J Lankford are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Collie D: “White Flame-mingos”

E Phillips: “I’m smiling at the camera, George, but I wish to hell you hadn’t bought the same dress I did.”

Kevin J Lankford: “Seems really hard to find some thing funny in this; the only jokes are in the dresses.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, japoa!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our very exciting last Caption Contest of the year!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 164th Caption Contest!

This was a lovely contest, with so many really cute captions.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 164th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

Larry!

Here’s his winning caption:

We want to watch “Animal Planet”

Ted is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

Look, fellas I told the turkey not to go in there!

pigpen51 and wanderfish are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

pigpen51: “I told you Babe’s been gone too long. Those are pork chops!”

wanderfish: “Run as fast as you can! They might grab us for their next spirit cooking session!!!”

Brian Soloman, two other Larry captions, Margarita Macaria, and Smokie are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Brian Solomon: “Someone turn the volume up, the TV is talking about Trump WINNING again!”

Larry: “Hey, is that old guy Colonel Sanders?”

Larry: “Did you guys notice that Tom hasn’t come back, ever since they took him inside for their special holiday?”

Margarita Macaria: “Impressed with how the machine drains the dirty dishwater? You ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Wait till the Donald’s done with the swamp!”

Smokie: “There, I told you right on the dog food bag: main ingredient…CHICKEN!!!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Larry!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 163rd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with an astonishing 69 entries, and many very clever captions. So if don’t see your entry recognized, don’t be hurt or discouraged — sense of humor is a very subjective thing.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 163rd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points is . . .

MoFrappy!

Here’s the winning caption:

Four words she will never hear: “You got the job!”

Diogenes, Scott Merson and Sue Quinn are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Diogenes: “Sorry Dad. I fell headfirst into your tackle box…..”

Scott Merson: “A rare photo of the ring nosed transparakeet”

Sue Quinn: “Bessie needs more cowbell”

Captain Obvious, EdK, jim, Josh, and MissPiggy are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain Obvious: “Mr. Snuffalupagus’ granddaughter.”

EdK: “Why yes I am unemployed, how’d you guess that?”

jim: “Somewhere in America, a bathroom is missing a toilet paper ring.”

Josh: “They always said I could become anything I wanted, so I became a door knocker.”

MissPiggy: “Does this nose ring make me look fat?”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, MoFrappy!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn

We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 162nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with 54 entries, and many very clever captions. So if don’t see your entry recognized, don’t be hurt or discouraged — sense of humor is a very subjective thing.

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of FOTM’s 162nd Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points is . . .

Jurist!

Here’s the winning caption:

Never before has someone so undeserving been so applauded by so many so deluded

Matthew W is a close second-place runner-up, with one #1 vote and two 2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

“Awww crap !!! I thought I was getting the “Order of Lenin.”

MomOfIV, SmKay and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

MomOfIV: “and behind Obama is Satan, waiting in line for his medal…for as we know, evil shadows the powers of govt until the Light destroys it.”

SmKay: “I should wear gloves, I hope it’s not contagious!”

YouKnowWho: “Ash Carter loses Pin The Tail On The Donkey game.”

EdK, kjf, and SmK are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

EdK: “Here is your hot dog medal, or do you receive a pizza medal? I always get you perverts confused.”

kjf: “Just like your peace prize sir?”

SmK: “Another perfect example on why I am against handing out participation and last place trophies.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Jurist!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL

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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!

~Éowyn