. . . for FOTM’s 200th Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 200th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 20 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
Silver Surfer is a close second, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points. Here’s the caption:
This is how AOC says we can power America under the New Green Deal!
SmKay is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here’s the caption:
New politically correct term for someone suffering from Camel Toe
Frank Not Hank, Larry, MoFrappy, and Tom are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:
Frank Not Hank: “My pussy’s more radioactive than Chernobyl”
Larry: “Because that’s about all I have to offer”
MoFrappy: “Is it me or is there something fishy about her energy plan?”
Tom: “What would happen if an employer posted a help wanted ad that said something along the lines of: “Seeking a dynamic woman with big clit energy”? Just askin’”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!