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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 206th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were so many really, really good captions. Y’all really outdid yourselves!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 206th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Dan!

Here is the winning caption:

Today we author their thoughts, tomorrow their behavior, and finally they’ll welcome the Antichrist like he was their god.

andre is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:

I propose a toast to the destruction of America.

Felix Culpa is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

“We have a consensus, normalizing pedophilia it is!”

Jurist, Locke Enlode, Splitfinger and Tim Shey are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Jurist: “We got FOTM on the Google blacklist!”

Locke Enlode: “A toast … Meet the New Boss, more evil than the Old Boss!”

Splitfinger: “We will not surely die! for our eyes will be opened and we will be as GODS”

Tim Shey: “The strategies of hell.”

Michael Garrison, Joseph Magil, Larry, and wrw are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Michael Garrison: “Raise your glass if you think that 20 year old white wine goes best with a buffet of white children.”

Joseph Magil: “Napa Valley wine for us, Kool-Aid for the masses!”

Larry: “To the White House upgrade to Windows 98.”

wrw: “Here’s to Silicone Valley. May the subversion and dumbing down of America continue. Salud!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dan!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 205th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 205th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Ray!

Here is the winning caption:

Bless this place oh Lord we pray,
so many more babies we may slay.

billy is in second place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Ok, who has the chalk? We have to draw the pentagram or he won’t come!

Captain America (with one #1 vote) and kent and Watertender (each with two #2 votes) are in third place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Bless this restaurant, er, we mean women’s healthcare facility. You must try the ‘veal’.”

kent: “and the empty center is where satan stands”

Watertender: “It’s the Circle Jerk from HELL!!!”

Dan, Hondarcade, and Lophatt are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Dan: “Confederacy of ghouls.”

Hondarcade: “All hail, Satan!”

Lophatt: “Welcome to our monthly meeting of ‘The Judas Society’. Next month we’ll convene on Little St. James Island in honor of pedophiles and the Clinton Foundation.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Ray!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 204th Caption Contest!

This was a quite competitive contest, with three outstanding captions contending for first place.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 204th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and three #2 votes, totaling a whopping 14 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the brilliant winning caption:

Bernie, suddenly aware that he is being photographed, attempts to conceal his copy of The Communist Manifesto.

Cornell and kjf are both in second place, each with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points each. Here are their captions:

Cornell: “FLY AIR MARXISM!”

kjf: “Why could Mossad not upgrade me to Epstein’s plane?”

Ron W is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

As a quote I’ve seen says, “Socialism is not for the socialist.”

Goldbug is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is the caption:

Wow, was she good or what? And only fifty bucks?

Kevin Lankford and Jackie Puppet are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Kevin Lankford: “No!…No!!…I tell ya!…You know I would not lie. I’m sure they told me this was the [W]orst class.”

Jackie Puppet: “Some of us are more equal than others!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 200th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 200th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 20 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

Big Clit? You misunderstood, the job requirement is for a degree in English Lit

Silver Surfer is a close second, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points. Here’s the caption:

This is how AOC says we can power America under the New Green Deal!

SmKay is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here’s the caption:

New politically correct term for someone suffering from Camel Toe

Frank Not Hank, Larry, MoFrappy, and Tom are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Frank Not Hank: “My pussy’s more radioactive than Chernobyl”

Larry: “Because that’s about all I have to offer”

MoFrappy: “Is it me or is there something fishy about her energy plan?”

Tom: “What would happen if an employer posted a help wanted ad that said something along the lines of: “Seeking a dynamic woman with big clit energy”? Just askin’”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 199th Caption Contest!

I had long hesitated using this pic for a caption contest because it’s so demonic. But you, our readers, surprised me with your very clever submissions, which persuaded me that the way to deal with such depravity is mockery.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 199th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

exile!

Here is the winning caption:

The devil made us do it!

Silhouette is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

A phrenologist’s worst nightmare.

Goldbug (with two #2 votes) and Lou Minati, Mirl and William (each with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, with 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Goldbug: “My sweetie and I are running for President 2020. We’re gonna’ make America beyond belief again.”

Lou Minati: “In a move designed to better appeal to their core viewers, CNN recently introduced their new morning anchor team.”

Mirl: “We were wearing our MAGA hats and the last thing we remember was a van with the initials DNC on the side pulling up next to us.”

William: “(sigh)..The things you see when you don’t have your rifle”

Kevin Lankford, pigpen51 and redneck are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Kevin Lankford: “Finally!…A face even a mother can’t love.”

pigpen51: “Hey! I remember that Twilight Zone episode!”

redneck: “Kill it…..with fire”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, exile!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

for FOTM’s 198th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 198th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

pigpen51!

Here is his caption:

Bruno testing photos for his run at the Democratic nomination for president in 2024.

Watertender is in second place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Cottonelle commercial, take 37… The Dancing Dingleberry!!

Captain America and MoFrappy are in third place, each with 6 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America (one #1 vote, one #2 vote): “Hi, I’m the mayor of Del Rio, Texas. There isn’t a part on my gross body that doesn’t test positive for fecal matter.”

MoFrappy (three #2 votes): “The freaks in sight / are a big nasty blight / deep in the heart of Texas!”

Lophatt, another Watertender caption, and William are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Lophatt: “I’ve been twice as light in the loafers since I met Pete the Buttplug”

Watertender: “You ain’t gonna make the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders….”

William: “Don’t mess with Texas. Or I’ll hit you with my pink designer bag.”

christy, Jackie Puppet, and Pat are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

christy: “Bruno traded his green card for a pink card.”

Jackie Puppet: “Does this outfit make me look fat?”

Pat: “Just the state Mankind was in immediately prior to the great flood.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, pigpen51!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

Sorry for being a week late, but FOTM was in a crisis, engineered yet again by WordPress. See “WordPress canceled FOTM’s Jetpack Premium software”.

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We have a winner for FOTM’s 197th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 197th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

William!

Here is his caption:

Joe Biden for President in 2020: Make Pedophilia Acceptable Again

chris burns and Lophatt are in 2nd place, each with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here are their captions:

chris burns: “Touch her again, and your nickname will be ‘Stumpy’.”

Lophatt: “He’s the life of the party at PTA meetings.”

Goldbug and SMKay are in 3rd place, each with 6 points. Goldbug received one #1 vote and one #2 vote; SMKay received three #2 votes. Here are their captions:

Goldbug: “Okay, I’ll just order me some pizza.”

SMKay: “A perfect example… How the rich and powerful only get a slap on the wrist for their crimes.”

Larry and silhouette are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Larry: “Not with her, Mister Vice-Pervident!”

silhouette: “Biden always wanted to be a TSA agent.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 196th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of the 196th FOTM Caption Contest, each with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points each, are . . .

SMKay and Watertender!

Here are their captions:

SMKay: “The moment you realize you are addicted to Candy Crush…”
Watertender: “Abdul, if the guy uses real bullets by mistake and I meet Allah I bequeath you my favorite goat. Hump her with vigor!”

Silhouette is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

“Yeah, make it a family size combo, we’re going on break here in a few minutes.”

Captain America and Lophatt are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Hold on, killer. I’m getting a text.”

Lophatt: “Can you hear me now? Damn, we’re on cut seventeen and that idiot director’s never satisfied. Yeah, I’ll pick up a loaf on the way home if we ever get finished. I’ve got stage blood all over my jacket!”

Judy Amato, another Lophatt caption, Nsump756, and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Judy Amato: “Hi, I’d like to order a large pie, extra cheese and bacon….if I”m gonna die like an Infidel, I might as well eat like an Infidel!”

Lophatt: “Oh hi Fred. Musta butt-dialed you after I was shot. I’ll call you back.”

Nsump756: “When you have a false flag at 7, but should have been out for dinner with the wife at 6.”

True Dan: “Watch. This is how a dead man sends a text.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SMKay and Watertender!

Here are your super-duper Awards of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 195th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 195th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

SmKay!

Here’s the winning caption:

Another reason to buy Made in the USA: You don’t know what critters are hiding in an imported mattress!

Paladin is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Attention Mike Lindell!-Attention Mike Lindell!

Charles H Slate is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

Now that’s a bed bug!

Alma and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma (with one #1 vote): “Je, mimi kufanya hivyo kwa mexico? ? ‘Did I make it to Mexico?’ in Swahili.”

Jackie Puppet (with two #2 votes): “Black Lives Mattress!!”

chemtrailssuck, tomad thomas, wandafish and Yahoo are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

chemtrailssuck: “At least THIS illegal came with his OWN mattress.”

tomad thomas: “Sleep ON it!”

wandafish: “A stowaway bed!”

Yahoo: “The lazy man’s way to Make a Run for the Border.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SmKay!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 194th Caption Contest!

This was a contest in which 3 captions clearly stood out.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 194th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

Jdombek!

Here’s the winning caption:

“This much of Germany will be non-muslim.”

Lophatt is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points. Here’s his caption:

“My mom taught me to do this whenever my hands start to form the Hitler salute.”

Julie G is in 3rd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

Preying hands

J. Dombek, silhouette, and wandafish are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

J. Dombek: “The muslims said we can keep this much of our country.”

silhouette: “This is how much care I have for my fellow countrymen.”

wandafish: “Fellow satanists, continue in your efforts in decimating the Christians until they are reduced to this many!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jdombek!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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