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We have a winner!

. . . for the 182nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many very clever captions, which made the task of the voters quite challenging.

But the writers of FOTM duly voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 182nd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Tim Shey! Happy feet

Here’s his winning caption:

Joe Biden programming his demon-possessed robot.

Cathy (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) and Lophatt (with two #1 votes) are close seconds, each with 8 points. Here are their captions:

Cathy: “Mmm, you smell like conservative suppression and burnt electronics. My favorite scent!”

Lophatt: “If you don’t give me what I want I have my other hand on your power cord.”

ManCavePatriot (with two #2 votes) and Paladin (with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

ManCavePatriot: “Your new programming ‘trigger word’ is ALGORITHM.”

Paladin: “Joe Biden whispers into Zuckerberg’s ear, ‘I would enjoy whispering sweet nothings into your ear more if you were a 9 year old girl.'”

Bob350 and Maurice Boutin are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Bob350: “Don’t move, my tongue is stuck in your ear.”

Maurice Boutin: “Last night was really special for both of us.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

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For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 177th Caption Contest!

There were 66 submissions!
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the clear winner of FOTM’s 177th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points is . . .

True Dan!

This is the winning caption:

It is so cold here. It isn’t hot like it is in hell.


dkolb2010, MoFrappy and Recynd77 are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their respective captions:

dkolb2010: “Reptilians are cold blooded”
MoFrappy: “The last time I saw a Clinton that swollen and stiff, there was a Lewinski dangling off one end.”
Recynd77: “What hump?” (Igor, Young Frankenstein)

Grif, another MoFrappy caption, and Silhouette are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Grif: “Oh yes, it’s the latest in Paris fashions. It’s called ‘Bundle of Newspapers on the Way to the Dump’.”
MoFrappy: “Quick! With just the head poking out, there’s still time for a partial birth abortion.”
Silhouette: “In typical fashion, the truth is always hidden under layers of deceit.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, True Dan!

Here is your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 168th Caption Contest!

A total of 53 captions were submitted! So many clever captions!
This was a very competitive contest. The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winners of FOTM’s 168th Caption Contest, each with 8 points are . . .

Goldbug and MoFrappy!

Goldbug’s caption received one #1 vote and two #2 votes. MoFrappy’s caption received two #1 votes. Here are their respective captions:

Goldbug: “Okay, Hillbag, where’s your ankle bracelet?”
MoFrappy: “This gives illegal alien a whole new meaning.”


Larry, MyBrainHurts, Pat Riot, and tony@tadrums.com are in 2nd place, each with 4 points. Larry received two #2 votes, while MyBrainHurts, Pat Riot, and tony@tadrums.com each received one #1 vote. Here are their respective captions:

Larry: “Area 51 is the next exit.”
MyBrainHurts: “You don’t have to take Pelosi home with you but you can’t leave her here either.”
Pat Riot: “I think they just said they are here to give birth so their kid can get a USA passport!”
tony@tadrums.com: “Yes, Hillary’s new vehicle runs on Uranium One. Why do you ask?”

chemtrailssuck and want some are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

chemtrailssuck: “Well, looks like we finally found Bigfoot and Elvis.”
want some: “Heavens! We finally found Obama’s Birth Certificate!!”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Goldbug and MoFrappy!

Here are your fancy-schmancy Award Certificates of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
~Éowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 163rd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with an astonishing 69 entries, and many very clever captions. So if don’t see your entry recognized, don’t be hurt or discouraged — sense of humor is a very subjective thing.
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of FOTM’s 163rd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points is . . .

MoFrappy!

Here’s the winning caption:

Four words she will never hear: “You got the job!”


Diogenes, Scott Merson and Sue Quinn are in second place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Diogenes: “Sorry Dad. I fell headfirst into your tackle box…..”
Scott Merson: “A rare photo of the ring nosed transparakeet”
Sue Quinn: “Bessie needs more cowbell”

Captain Obvious, EdK, jim, Josh, and MissPiggy are in third place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain Obvious: “Mr. Snuffalupagus’ granddaughter.”
EdK: “Why yes I am unemployed, how’d you guess that?”
jim: “Somewhere in America, a bathroom is missing a toilet paper ring.”
Josh: “They always said I could become anything I wanted, so I became a door knocker.”
MissPiggy: “Does this nose ring make me look fat?”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, MoFrappy!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
~Éowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 162nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with 54 entries, and many very clever captions. So if don’t see your entry recognized, don’t be hurt or discouraged — sense of humor is a very subjective thing.
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of FOTM’s 162nd Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points is . . .

Jurist!

Here’s the winning caption:

Never before has someone so undeserving been so applauded by so many so deluded


Matthew W is a close second-place runner-up, with one #1 vote and two 2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

“Awww crap !!! I thought I was getting the “Order of Lenin.”

MomOfIV, SmKay and YouKnowWho are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

MomOfIV: “and behind Obama is Satan, waiting in line for his medal…for as we know, evil shadows the powers of govt until the Light destroys it.”
SmKay: “I should wear gloves, I hope it’s not contagious!”
YouKnowWho: “Ash Carter loses Pin The Tail On The Donkey game.”

EdK, kjf, and SmK are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

EdK: “Here is your hot dog medal, or do you receive a pizza medal? I always get you perverts confused.”
kjf: “Just like your peace prize sir?”
SmK: “Another perfect example on why I am against handing out participation and last place trophies.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Jurist!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 158th Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the clear winner of FOTM’s 158th Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points is . . .

EdK!

Here’s his winning caption:

I want pork fried rice. I want won ton soup. I want 2 egg rolls. I want pepper steak. And oh yea, I want death to America. Did you get all that?


CalGirl and Mark Noll are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

I keep telling you…(by threat of death) palazzo pants ARE back in style.
NO! This is how you do an Atomic Wedgie!

christy, Jurist, MeThePeople and Mike Richardson are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Just a little game of “Guess my weight” however to the loser…..20 years hard labor!
According to our charts, Dear Leader, you do indeed wear it better than Hillary.
Moochie’s bulge is bigger.
Kim Jong-un’s resemblance to movie director Michael Moore is amazing!

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, EdK!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 157th Caption Contest!

What great captions!
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of FOTM’s 157th Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points is . . .

Tim Shey!

Here’s the winning caption: “Future faculty at UC Berkeley”

Future faculty at UC Berkeley


God Help Us! is in second place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

The royal family must be laughing their scales off.

Helene Pineau and Kevin J Lankford are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

Next stop: Sodom & Gomorrah.
They’re gonna need a bigger goat…

Two chemtrailssuck captions and lophatt are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Let’s play a game! It’s called “Guess who has AIDS!!”
The weirdos on the bus go round and round….
Someone hide the farm animals.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, click here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 154th Caption Contest!

So many good captions!
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of FOTM’s 154th Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

evh!

Here’s the winning caption:

Angela, I didn’t know I was going to cause the lefties to melt down on BOTH sides of the Atlantic.


Anonymous is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Admit it, Angela, Lena Dunham’s really your daughter!

Linda, truckjunkie, vistabee1 and Zorro are all in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Linda, vistabee1 and Zorro each has one #1 vote; truckjunkie has two #2 votes. Here are their respective captions:

You don’t think I’m as pretty as Melania! (Linda)
I’m SO embarrassed! I can’t believe I DID it — I KISSED HILLARY!!!! (truckjunkie)
Don’t cry, Angela, I don’t have the jurisdiction to put YOU in jail… (vistabee1)
The Tears of a Clown (Zorro)

Jurist is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here’s his caption:

Still here! Didn’t you know that covering your eyes to make someone go away is for preschoolers?

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, evh!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 153rd Caption Contest!

The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
Although I agree with FOTM writer Dave’s characterization of this contest, “This one was hard, as there were so many great captions,” we nevertheless have a clear winner.
And the winner of FOTM’s 153rd Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

RLJohnson77!Snoopy dance

Here’s the winning caption:

“I’m going to give you the prostate exam of TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY.”


Ken and Stephen T. McCarthy are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their respective captions:

“Why of course you can burn this flag. Right after you remove it from your ass!”
It turns out that these colors DO run… after Communist scum!

chemtrailssuck, David, EdK, Jurist and Zorro are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

“AAAUGH you big meanie, stay away from me with that flag, you might get freedom all over me!”
The organizer told me the right wouldn’t fight back!!!!!!
Come here boy and take your Red White and Blue enema like a man.
“NO, YOU MISHEARD ME! I said I wanted a FAG up my butt!”
Chasing Pussy

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, RLJohnson77!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 152nd Caption Contest!
The FOTM writers duly voted, each for what he/she considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; each #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of FOTM’s 152nd Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

chemtrailssuck!Snoopy dance

Here’s the winning caption:

ROGAINE. Not just for men anymore!


Zorro is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Fur: Not Just For Men!

MoFrappy is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here’s his caption:

I think she’s kinda hot. I’m going to put on a Velcro vest and go for the ride of my life!

Another chemtrailssuck caption, David, Linda and ManCavePatriot are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Please, somebody win this contest so I don’t have to keep LOOKING at that hairy man-woman thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! CLAWING MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!
Mom and dad won’t quit calling me Son!
Am I a woman, Am I a man, I’ll never tell.
I’ve joined Caitlyn Jenner’s ‘Hair Club For Men’.

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, chemtrailssuck!

Here’s your fancy-schmancy Award Certificate of Great Excellence, all ready for framing! LOL
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For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next very exciting Caption Contest!
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