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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the clear winner of the 217th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

The UN General Assembly listens intently to 2019 Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg

Mark VII Ltd is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

As we always suspected, this secret photo of Congress in session reveals that they really are dummies….

Omega-man, Rjwanderer and Splitfinger, with one #1 vote each, and Larry and Lou Minati, each with two #2 votes, are in third place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

omega-man: “Frank Luntz’s focus group.”

Rjwanderer: “Night of the Living Dems”

Splitfinger: “A UN Climate conference”

Larry: “Clinton body count”

Lou Minati: “What President Trump sees when he looks at the White House press pool – a roomful of dummies.”

Son of Ham is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here is his caption:

Attention Please: May the Hillary for President 2020 Campaign Begin!

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the clear winner of the 216th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

Meeeow-lon Labe

chemtrailssuck is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

Real Pussies own guns.

DFJ150, with two #2 votes, and two other William captions, each with one #1 vote, are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “Say hello to my little friend.”

William: “Unknown to most Americans, the Framers of the constitution added a footnote to the 2nd Amendment to include cats.”

William: “When the ultra-leftist Oregon legislature banned catnip toys to Save The Planet, armed Patriot cat militias began forming in that state.”

Captain America, Gunny T, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “News outlets the following day: Republican white supremacist cat with assault weapon opens fire on peaceful Antifa pep rally.”

Gunny T: “Haha Libs, how many of you are triggered now?”

Jackie Puppet: “No Demonrats allowed!”

vett: “I dare you to call me a ‘pussy’ cat!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the winner of the 215th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

John D Pizzo!

Here is the winning caption:

All Hail Satan ! Let us prey.

vett is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s the caption:

We’re on it, Satan.

DaytonaPeach in in 3rd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Look! We’ve opened the door to hell.

Two William captions are in 3rd place, one with one #1 vote, the other with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points each:

Demonrat “prayer meeting” photo op: Dear… what’s that guy’s name again?…oh yeah, God

Demonrats hold a seance to channel the spirit of Josef Stalin and to ask him for guidance in their “impeachment hearing”

Goldbug, Kevin Cory, Paladin, YouKnowWho, and another William caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are the captions:

Goldbug: “Oh, Master Beelzebub, we’re doing our best, the entire Democrat Party now belongs to you, but this Trump guy is a tough nut to crack!”

Kevin Cory: “Last check of the polling numbers before funeral”

Paladin: “What is another word for Democratic prayer? Schizophrenia!”

YouKnowWho: “Sometimes the answer to prayer is NO.”

William: “Demonrats invoke Moloch, Baal, and Lucifer to assist them in finishing their task of establishing Hell on Earth”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, John D Pizzo!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow to ring in the new year for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, the runner-up from the 3rd place, 4th place, and 5th place.

But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 214th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

William is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:

For being a patriotic and un-neutered white Christian male.

Splitfinger and Truckjunkie are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Splitfinger: “for exposing our crimes!”

Truckjunkie: “Because WESAYSO.”

Goldbug and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Goldbug: “Cuz MSM says, ‘Orange Man Bad’.”

Watertender: “For saving America and pissing off Hillary!!”

Captain America, Cornell, Jackie Puppet, Molly Young, and pigpen51 are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “For exposing our treason, theft, corruption, pedophilia, murder, rape, and for having a most beautiful wife, who by the way is an actual female.”

Cornell: “For attempting to implement a policy of ‘America first’.”

Jackie Puppet: “Because we the Democrats, have nothing as a platform to run on.”

Molly Young: “For: terrifying the elite by not taking their secret oath and joining their end game plans.”

pigpen51: “Attach Velcro here to make it easy to change daily.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, and the runner-up from the 3rd place and 4th place.

But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 213th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

Turns out Eric Swalwell was the Ukraine “whistleblower’ all along!

 

YouKnowWho is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totalling 6 points. Here is the caption:

“Liftoff”

Two other Jackie Puppet captions and William (each with one #1 vote), and Kevin Lankford (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “Swalwell proves the adage that people can indeed talk out of both sides of their mouths.”

Jackie Puppet: “Chris, let me ASS you a question!”

William: “Swallwell inadvertently contributes to global warming, causing South Pacific islands to be submerged last year.”

Kevin Lankford: “Swalwell testing his mini-nukes.”

DFJ150, Larry, and pigpen51 are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “After being so full of crap for so long, Eric could no longer contain himself.”

Larry: “Eric Swallwell demonstrating the improper use of a colon when punctuating a sentence.”

pigpen51: “That is the most intelligent thing to come out of a Democrat in years.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

This was a very competitive contest because there were many very clever captions submitted. Y’all clearly were inspired. LOL

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 212th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

GregB!

Here is the winning caption:

Still looking for “Russian Collusion.” It must be here somewhere!

Vette is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

I’m still SNOT your President!

DFJ150Jackie Puppet, and two William captions (each with one #1 vote), and carry and Goldbug (each with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “HRC picking the latest reason for why she lost the 2016 election.”

Jackie Puppet: “$50 bucks Hillary eats it!

William: “Hillary, having a senior moment, misunderstands when the CNN host asks her to pick the winner of the demonrat debates”

William: “Hillary, while having a bout of Kuru, attempts to give herself a brain massage”

carry: “Hillary going on Lunch Break.”

Goldbug: “She’s certainly not my pick.”

operaghost and Tanc are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

operaghost: “They’ll never find my emails in here…”

Tanc: “Now we know what the secret ingredient is in her SPIRIT COOKING.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 211th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

These boots aren’t as comfortable as the red pumps we used to wear!

PvtCharlieSlate and Splitfinger are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

PvtCharlieSlate: “For sale: Used Belgian Army rifles – never fired, only dropped once.”

Splitfinger: “Looks like the night of the living dead after they broke into an army surplus”

Edward Keesee, kjf, Paladin, and William are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. William’s caption received two #2 votes; the other each received one #1 vote. Here are their captions:

Edward Keesee: “We are the Special Farces of Belgium!!”

kjf: “Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left.
I used to be a high school stud, now I march like Elmer Fud.
Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left”

Paladin: “What the USA will look like after AOC is elected President”

William: “Belgian Special Forces. The enemy will die laughing”

danwdurham is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here is his caption:

Tell me again – which foot is my left foot.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other Caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 210th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling 16 points, is . . .

Opie!

Here is the winning caption:

Look! Hillary’s making a run for 2020.

Watertender is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

Chief, I had to chase her down and taze her! Bitch stole my doughnut!

Taserface is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “chubby chaser”

Alma, Cornell, Rogziel and William are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Alma: “Quick, hand me the harpoon!”

Cornell: “Michael Moore forgot to take his testosterone injection but a quick thinking policeman reminded him as he was rushing to the set of his upcoming film ‘FATSO 911’.”

Rogziel: “Bare hunting.”

William: “The thrilling conclusion to the 100 meter dash at the 2024 Olympics after the International Olympic Committee decided to be more ‘inclusive’ and promote ‘fat acceptance’.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Opie!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 209th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one  #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Dave!

Here is the winning caption:

“What happens when Beto tests out his new gun confiscation plan.”

galmend and Marcia Walsh are in second place, each with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here are their captions:

galmend: “It’s time for the new game show, ‘Whack a Commie!'”

Marcia Walsh: “How’d you like a nice hawaiian punch?”

William is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

This must be that “reality” that I keep hearing about. This never happened in mom’s basement.

Richard Ostergard is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points:

Wake up call for Stupid!

greenworxx, Jackie Puppet, and YouKnowWho are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

greenworxx: “Reality hurts!!”

Jackie Puppet: “Between this, and Bernie vs. the speed bag, I’m endlessly entertained!”

YouKnowWho: “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dave!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 208th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points, is . . .

Lola!

Here is the winning caption:

CNN: Bernie Sanders attacked by White Nationalist, Patriot speed bag.

galmend is in 2nd place, with three #1 votes and 12 points. Here is the caption:

When reality hits back at socialism

Paladin is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points. Here is the caption:

I vote we impeach this punching bag!!

Captain America, Dave, and Ray are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “White guy tries to sucker punch black speedbag. The racism in America continues.”

Dave: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – Brando – On the Waterfront

Ray: “Assault speed bags must be banned.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Lola!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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