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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 200th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 200th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 20 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

Big Clit? You misunderstood, the job requirement is for a degree in English Lit

Silver Surfer is a close second, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points. Here’s the caption:

This is how AOC says we can power America under the New Green Deal!

SmKay is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here’s the caption:

New politically correct term for someone suffering from Camel Toe

Frank Not Hank, Larry, MoFrappy, and Tom are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Frank Not Hank: “My pussy’s more radioactive than Chernobyl”

Larry: “Because that’s about all I have to offer”

MoFrappy: “Is it me or is there something fishy about her energy plan?”

Tom: “What would happen if an employer posted a help wanted ad that said something along the lines of: “Seeking a dynamic woman with big clit energy”? Just askin’”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 199th Caption Contest!

I had long hesitated using this pic for a caption contest because it’s so demonic. But you, our readers, surprised me with your very clever submissions, which persuaded me that the way to deal with such depravity is mockery.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 199th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

exile!

Here is the winning caption:

The devil made us do it!

Silhouette is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

A phrenologist’s worst nightmare.

Goldbug (with two #2 votes) and Lou Minati, Mirl and William (each with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, with 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Goldbug: “My sweetie and I are running for President 2020. We’re gonna’ make America beyond belief again.”

Lou Minati: “In a move designed to better appeal to their core viewers, CNN recently introduced their new morning anchor team.”

Mirl: “We were wearing our MAGA hats and the last thing we remember was a van with the initials DNC on the side pulling up next to us.”

William: “(sigh)..The things you see when you don’t have your rifle”

Kevin Lankford, pigpen51 and redneck are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Kevin Lankford: “Finally!…A face even a mother can’t love.”

pigpen51: “Hey! I remember that Twilight Zone episode!”

redneck: “Kill it…..with fire”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, exile!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

for FOTM’s 198th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 198th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

pigpen51!

Here is his caption:

Bruno testing photos for his run at the Democratic nomination for president in 2024.

Watertender is in second place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Cottonelle commercial, take 37… The Dancing Dingleberry!!

Captain America and MoFrappy are in third place, each with 6 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America (one #1 vote, one #2 vote): “Hi, I’m the mayor of Del Rio, Texas. There isn’t a part on my gross body that doesn’t test positive for fecal matter.”

MoFrappy (three #2 votes): “The freaks in sight / are a big nasty blight / deep in the heart of Texas!”

Lophatt, another Watertender caption, and William are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Lophatt: “I’ve been twice as light in the loafers since I met Pete the Buttplug”

Watertender: “You ain’t gonna make the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders….”

William: “Don’t mess with Texas. Or I’ll hit you with my pink designer bag.”

christy, Jackie Puppet, and Pat are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

christy: “Bruno traded his green card for a pink card.”

Jackie Puppet: “Does this outfit make me look fat?”

Pat: “Just the state Mankind was in immediately prior to the great flood.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, pigpen51!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, click here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

Sorry for being a week late, but FOTM was in a crisis, engineered yet again by WordPress. See “WordPress canceled FOTM’s Jetpack Premium software”.

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We have a winner for FOTM’s 197th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 197th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

William!

Here is his caption:

Joe Biden for President in 2020: Make Pedophilia Acceptable Again

chris burns and Lophatt are in 2nd place, each with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here are their captions:

chris burns: “Touch her again, and your nickname will be ‘Stumpy’.”

Lophatt: “He’s the life of the party at PTA meetings.”

Goldbug and SMKay are in 3rd place, each with 6 points. Goldbug received one #1 vote and one #2 vote; SMKay received three #2 votes. Here are their captions:

Goldbug: “Okay, I’ll just order me some pizza.”

SMKay: “A perfect example… How the rich and powerful only get a slap on the wrist for their crimes.”

Larry and silhouette are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Larry: “Not with her, Mister Vice-Pervident!”

silhouette: “Biden always wanted to be a TSA agent.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 196th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of the 196th FOTM Caption Contest, each with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points each, are . . .

SMKay and Watertender!

Here are their captions:

SMKay: “The moment you realize you are addicted to Candy Crush…”
Watertender: “Abdul, if the guy uses real bullets by mistake and I meet Allah I bequeath you my favorite goat. Hump her with vigor!”

Silhouette is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

“Yeah, make it a family size combo, we’re going on break here in a few minutes.”

Captain America and Lophatt are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Hold on, killer. I’m getting a text.”

Lophatt: “Can you hear me now? Damn, we’re on cut seventeen and that idiot director’s never satisfied. Yeah, I’ll pick up a loaf on the way home if we ever get finished. I’ve got stage blood all over my jacket!”

Judy Amato, another Lophatt caption, Nsump756, and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Judy Amato: “Hi, I’d like to order a large pie, extra cheese and bacon….if I”m gonna die like an Infidel, I might as well eat like an Infidel!”

Lophatt: “Oh hi Fred. Musta butt-dialed you after I was shot. I’ll call you back.”

Nsump756: “When you have a false flag at 7, but should have been out for dinner with the wife at 6.”

True Dan: “Watch. This is how a dead man sends a text.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SMKay and Watertender!

Here are your super-duper Awards of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 195th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 195th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

SmKay!

Here’s the winning caption:

Another reason to buy Made in the USA: You don’t know what critters are hiding in an imported mattress!

Paladin is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Attention Mike Lindell!-Attention Mike Lindell!

Charles H Slate is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

Now that’s a bed bug!

Alma and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma (with one #1 vote): “Je, mimi kufanya hivyo kwa mexico? ? ‘Did I make it to Mexico?’ in Swahili.”

Jackie Puppet (with two #2 votes): “Black Lives Mattress!!”

chemtrailssuck, tomad thomas, wandafish and Yahoo are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

chemtrailssuck: “At least THIS illegal came with his OWN mattress.”

tomad thomas: “Sleep ON it!”

wandafish: “A stowaway bed!”

Yahoo: “The lazy man’s way to Make a Run for the Border.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SmKay!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 194th Caption Contest!

This was a contest in which 3 captions clearly stood out.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 194th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

Jdombek!

Here’s the winning caption:

“This much of Germany will be non-muslim.”

Lophatt is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points. Here’s his caption:

“My mom taught me to do this whenever my hands start to form the Hitler salute.”

Julie G is in 3rd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

Preying hands

J. Dombek, silhouette, and wandafish are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

J. Dombek: “The muslims said we can keep this much of our country.”

silhouette: “This is how much care I have for my fellow countrymen.”

wandafish: “Fellow satanists, continue in your efforts in decimating the Christians until they are reduced to this many!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jdombek!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 192nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 192nd FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . .

dkolb2010!

Here’s the winning caption:

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key hammers like lightning; He never strikes twice in the same place.

Jon is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:

The MSM. STILL trying to pound that collusion nail.

kjf is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

The construction worker from the Village People made it look so easy.

Anonymous, Collie D, Paladin, and Rosbo1 are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Anonymous: “Non-toxic masculinity in action!”

Collie D: “He obviously hasn’t nailed anything in a long time.”

Paladin: “That man is as inaccurate with a hammer as Senator Schumer is with the truth!”

Rosbo1: “I can’t hammer right cause I’m a leftist.”

john P, MyBrainHurts, truckjunkie, and youknowwho are in 5th place, each with one #1 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

john P: “I can’t do anything right that’s why I became Prime Minister”

MyBrainHurts: “Hitting the nail on the head is really a job for Donald Trump.”

truckjunkie: “THIS is NOTHING! You should see the damage I can do with POWER tools!!”

youknowwho: “It’s the hammer’s fault. We need to ban hammers.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, dkolb2010!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 191st Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 191st FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Paladin!

Here’s the winning caption:

Another new reporter from CNN or MSNBC

Collie D (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) and Deplorable Taxpayer (with two #1 votes) are in second place, each with 8 points. Here are their captions:

Collie D: “Hey look everyone, all wheels and no cannon.”

Deplorable Taxpayer: “Mommy, that’s the man I saw in the women’s restroom!”

Lola is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

“Warning: This freak may contain trace amount of nuts.”

Carmen, another Lola caption, and MyBrainHurts are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Carmen: “Moooooom ? I can’t believe you brought me here!”

Lola: “These little nuts need a big warning label.”

MyBrainHurts: “Cover your eyes, Sheila, or you’ll turn to a pillar of salt!”

Christy and Tih are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Christy: “Mum packed me lunch. Got my sunscreen, got my ear plugs and me hat. Ready for a fun day of pride displaying. Oops forgot me chaps and nipple rings….maybe next year.”

Tih: “Abomination.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Paladin!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 190th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 190th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Gunny T!

Here’s the winning caption:

The new Presidential Library of Obama.

Lophatt and wandafish are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Lophatt: “Nice to see he’s back where he came from”

wandafish: “What a prescient poster! That’s the one and only word St. Peter will utter to him at The Gates.”

Alma, Goldbug, Greg B, and kjf are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma: “If you are intelligent and good, you are not a socialist / If you are good and a socialist, you are not intelligent / If you are intelligent and a socialist, you are no good.”

Goldbug: “Image guaranteed to frighten unwanted alley pests. Service provided by Rodent Eradicators, Inc.”

GregB: “Take out ol’ Barry with the trash,
Cause he’s done blowin’ all our cash,
The deplorables you abhor,
Say you not gonna racketeer no more.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Just finished cleaning up my room,
Made the dust fly with my broom,
Got all your garbage out of sight,
Take back the country from your blight.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Done with your lies you dirty rat,
Move outta that fancy D.C. flat,
Bang out license plates you’ll work at,
Soon you and Hillary be doin’ that.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

No more having your hands in our pocketbooks,
Cause you and Michelle were nothing but crooks,
We kicked you and your hoodlum friends aside,
We’re done with your arrogant swollen pride.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.”

kjf: “There’s some trash even the trash collectors don’t want.”

Crazycat, Mick Turner, and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Crazycat: “Chicago’s ‘Dumpster Beautification Project'”

Mick Turner: “The typo is that the poster should have said: DOPE!”

Watertender: “NOPE… I was not born here…. (you gotta read the fine print)”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Gunny T!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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