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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 196th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winners of the 196th FOTM Caption Contest, each with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points each, are . . .

SMKay and Watertender!

Here are their captions:

SMKay: “The moment you realize you are addicted to Candy Crush…”
Watertender: “Abdul, if the guy uses real bullets by mistake and I meet Allah I bequeath you my favorite goat. Hump her with vigor!”

Silhouette is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

“Yeah, make it a family size combo, we’re going on break here in a few minutes.”

Captain America and Lophatt are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Hold on, killer. I’m getting a text.”

Lophatt: “Can you hear me now? Damn, we’re on cut seventeen and that idiot director’s never satisfied. Yeah, I’ll pick up a loaf on the way home if we ever get finished. I’ve got stage blood all over my jacket!”

Judy Amato, another Lophatt caption, Nsump756, and True Dan are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Judy Amato: “Hi, I’d like to order a large pie, extra cheese and bacon….if I”m gonna die like an Infidel, I might as well eat like an Infidel!”

Lophatt: “Oh hi Fred. Musta butt-dialed you after I was shot. I’ll call you back.”

Nsump756: “When you have a false flag at 7, but should have been out for dinner with the wife at 6.”

True Dan: “Watch. This is how a dead man sends a text.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SMKay and Watertender!

Here are your super-duper Awards of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 195th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 195th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

SmKay!

Here’s the winning caption:

Another reason to buy Made in the USA: You don’t know what critters are hiding in an imported mattress!

Paladin is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Attention Mike Lindell!-Attention Mike Lindell!

Charles H Slate is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

Now that’s a bed bug!

Alma and Jackie Puppet are in 4th place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma (with one #1 vote): “Je, mimi kufanya hivyo kwa mexico? 🥺 ‘Did I make it to Mexico?’ in Swahili.”

Jackie Puppet (with two #2 votes): “Black Lives Mattress!!”

chemtrailssuck, tomad thomas, wandafish and Yahoo are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

chemtrailssuck: “At least THIS illegal came with his OWN mattress.”

tomad thomas: “Sleep ON it!”

wandafish: “A stowaway bed!”

Yahoo: “The lazy man’s way to Make a Run for the Border.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, SmKay!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 194th Caption Contest!

This was a contest in which 3 captions clearly stood out.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 194th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

Jdombek!

Here’s the winning caption:

“This much of Germany will be non-muslim.”

Lophatt is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points. Here’s his caption:

“My mom taught me to do this whenever my hands start to form the Hitler salute.”

Julie G is in 3rd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

Preying hands

J. Dombek, silhouette, and wandafish are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

J. Dombek: “The muslims said we can keep this much of our country.”

silhouette: “This is how much care I have for my fellow countrymen.”

wandafish: “Fellow satanists, continue in your efforts in decimating the Christians until they are reduced to this many!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jdombek!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 192nd Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 192nd FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . .

dkolb2010!

Here’s the winning caption:

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key hammers like lightning; He never strikes twice in the same place.

Jon is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:

The MSM. STILL trying to pound that collusion nail.

kjf is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points:

The construction worker from the Village People made it look so easy.

Anonymous, Collie D, Paladin, and Rosbo1 are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Anonymous: “Non-toxic masculinity in action!”

Collie D: “He obviously hasn’t nailed anything in a long time.”

Paladin: “That man is as inaccurate with a hammer as Senator Schumer is with the truth!”

Rosbo1: “I can’t hammer right cause I’m a leftist.”

john P, MyBrainHurts, truckjunkie, and youknowwho are in 5th place, each with one #1 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

john P: “I can’t do anything right that’s why I became Prime Minister”

MyBrainHurts: “Hitting the nail on the head is really a job for Donald Trump.”

truckjunkie: “THIS is NOTHING! You should see the damage I can do with POWER tools!!”

youknowwho: “It’s the hammer’s fault. We need to ban hammers.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, dkolb2010!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 191st Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 191st FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Paladin!

Here’s the winning caption:

Another new reporter from CNN or MSNBC

Collie D (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) and Deplorable Taxpayer (with two #1 votes) are in second place, each with 8 points. Here are their captions:

Collie D: “Hey look everyone, all wheels and no cannon.”

Deplorable Taxpayer: “Mommy, that’s the man I saw in the women’s restroom!”

Lola is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

“Warning: This freak may contain trace amount of nuts.”

Carmen, another Lola caption, and MyBrainHurts are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Carmen: “Moooooom 😱 I can’t believe you brought me here!”

Lola: “These little nuts need a big warning label.”

MyBrainHurts: “Cover your eyes, Sheila, or you’ll turn to a pillar of salt!”

Christy and Tih are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Christy: “Mum packed me lunch. Got my sunscreen, got my ear plugs and me hat. Ready for a fun day of pride displaying. Oops forgot me chaps and nipple rings….maybe next year.”

Tih: “Abomination.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Paladin!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 190th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 190th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Gunny T!

Here’s the winning caption:

The new Presidential Library of Obama.

Lophatt and wandafish are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Lophatt: “Nice to see he’s back where he came from”

wandafish: “What a prescient poster! That’s the one and only word St. Peter will utter to him at The Gates.”

Alma, Goldbug, Greg B, and kjf are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Alma: “If you are intelligent and good, you are not a socialist / If you are good and a socialist, you are not intelligent / If you are intelligent and a socialist, you are no good.”

Goldbug: “Image guaranteed to frighten unwanted alley pests. Service provided by Rodent Eradicators, Inc.”

GregB: “Take out ol’ Barry with the trash,
Cause he’s done blowin’ all our cash,
The deplorables you abhor,
Say you not gonna racketeer no more.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Just finished cleaning up my room,
Made the dust fly with my broom,
Got all your garbage out of sight,
Take back the country from your blight.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

Done with your lies you dirty rat,
Move outta that fancy D.C. flat,
Bang out license plates you’ll work at,
Soon you and Hillary be doin’ that.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.

No more having your hands in our pocketbooks,
Cause you and Michelle were nothing but crooks,
We kicked you and your hoodlum friends aside,
We’re done with your arrogant swollen pride.
Yakety Yak, don’t come back.”

kjf: “There’s some trash even the trash collectors don’t want.”

Crazycat, Mick Turner, and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Crazycat: “Chicago’s ‘Dumpster Beautification Project'”

Mick Turner: “The typo is that the poster should have said: DOPE!”

Watertender: “NOPE… I was not born here…. (you gotta read the fine print)”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Gunny T!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 189th Caption Contest!

As one of the writer-judges observed, this was a very tough contest.

There was scant agreement among the judges. Nevertheless, duty calls. The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 189th FOTM Caption Contest, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Watertender!

Here’s the winning caption:

The moment Olaf realized that being a Viking had its down side…..

Captain America and Gunny T are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Rosie O’Donnell has met her Mini-Me.”

Gunny T: “The guard is thinking – Damn, I hope she doesn’t sit on me.”

Christy, Dan Durham, Larry, Mad Celt, and MyBrainHurts are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Christy: “All these years later, a Chernobyl escapee reaches civilization.”

Dan Durham: “The corruption ain’t over until the fat lady sings.”

Larry: “Nobody flips the burgers but me! Got it!!??”

Mad Celt: “That’s great! I’m now blind!”

MyBrainHurts: “Nice shoes.”

Glenn47, kjf, Locke Enlode, and SmKay are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Glenn47: “Moby Dick seeks revenge.”

kjf: “Lady, the 10 foot pole works the other way”

Locke Enlode: “Does this fake spear make me look fat?”

SmKay: “A whole new meaning for Amazon Prime”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Watertender!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 187th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 187th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Ann Branley!

Here’s the winning caption:

Don’t worry sweetheart, nobody, and I mean nobody would even think about grabbing you by the pussy.

John Adams is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s his caption:

Vagina Demagogues

Canttouchthis, Cheshire_cat_gifs, Mad Celt, pigpen51, and silhouette are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Mad Celt received two #2 votes; the others each received one #1 vote. Here are their respective captions:

Canttouchthis: “Donald Trump tweets back ‘Not My Vagina’!!”

Cheshire_cat_gifs: “Whoa! That moment at the rally when the black magic marker smell hits your hippocampus hard AND you realize you forgot your pussy hat.”

Mad Celt: “Dorthy was only moments from stripping for womens rights when the meth wore off.”

pigpen51: “Now I understand why some women are lesbians.”

silhouette: “Oh, look, a walking vagina that talks out ‘er ass.”

Jaclyn and Jurist are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Jaclyn: “My shirt should actually say, Pig against Trump. Check out my snout. Squeeeeee”

Jurist: “Not your president? Correct. Now Get The F Out of our country, where he IS President.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Ann Branley!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissons, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for the 183rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many very clever captions. Only 2 points separated the winner from the 2nd-, 3rd- and 4th-place captions.

But the writers of FOTM duly voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 183rd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Bob O Link!

Happy feet

Here’s his winning caption:

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!! That holy water BURNS!!

Dennis Kolb and Hawkmoon are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Dennis Kolb: “Bill Clinton: ‘Sorry ladies, But No Cigar!'”

Hawkmoon: “Rapefugees welcome!”

Bob350, Lophatt, Rocky and wandafish are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Bob350, Rocky and wandafish received one #1 vote each; Lophatt received two #2 votes. Here are their captions:

Bob350: “Lunchtime at Hillary’s!!”

Lophatt: “In our circle we don’t get crabs, we get lobsters!”

Rocky: “Tryouts for the Mt. Holyoke cheerleading squad.”

wandafish: “Demonic witches illegally occupied a Volvo car showroom and loudly demanded they change the brand name to Vu*v@”

Jackie Puppet, Paladin, and another wandafish caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “Shatter-proof glasses required for viewing!”

Paladin: “I guess I misunderstood. I thought it was going to be a car advertisement for the 2019 Volvo!”

wandafish: “Feminazis trying out for the North American counterpart of the Pussy Riot band”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Bob O Link!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

Apple Tomato Lemon Onion

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for the 182nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest, with many very clever captions, which made the task of the voters quite challenging.

But the writers of FOTM duly voted, each for his/her #1 and #2 captions.
Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 182nd FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Tim Shey! Happy feet

Here’s his winning caption:

Joe Biden programming his demon-possessed robot.

Cathy (with one #1 vote and two #2 votes) and Lophatt (with two #1 votes) are close seconds, each with 8 points. Here are their captions:

Cathy: “Mmm, you smell like conservative suppression and burnt electronics. My favorite scent!”

Lophatt: “If you don’t give me what I want I have my other hand on your power cord.”

ManCavePatriot (with two #2 votes) and Paladin (with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

ManCavePatriot: “Your new programming ‘trigger word’ is ALGORITHM.”

Paladin: “Joe Biden whispers into Zuckerberg’s ear, ‘I would enjoy whispering sweet nothings into your ear more if you were a 9 year old girl.'”

Bob350 and Maurice Boutin are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Bob350: “Don’t move, my tongue is stuck in your ear.”

Maurice Boutin: “Last night was really special for both of us.”

Well done, everyone!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

Dancing Banana Colorful Banana Dancing Banana Colorful Banana Dancing Banana Colorful Banana Dancing Banana Colorful Banana Dancing Banana Colorful Banana

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Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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