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We have a winner!

This was a very competitive contest because there were many very clever captions submitted. Y’all clearly were inspired. LOL

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 212th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

GregB!

Here is the winning caption:

Still looking for “Russian Collusion.” It must be here somewhere!

Vette is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

I’m still SNOT your President!

DFJ150Jackie Puppet, and two William captions (each with one #1 vote), and carry and Goldbug (each with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “HRC picking the latest reason for why she lost the 2016 election.”

Jackie Puppet: “$50 bucks Hillary eats it!

William: “Hillary, having a senior moment, misunderstands when the CNN host asks her to pick the winner of the demonrat debates”

William: “Hillary, while having a bout of Kuru, attempts to give herself a brain massage”

carry: “Hillary going on Lunch Break.”

Goldbug: “She’s certainly not my pick.”

operaghost and Tanc are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

operaghost: “They’ll never find my emails in here…”

Tanc: “Now we know what the secret ingredient is in her SPIRIT COOKING.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 211th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

These boots aren’t as comfortable as the red pumps we used to wear!

PvtCharlieSlate and Splitfinger are in 2nd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

PvtCharlieSlate: “For sale: Used Belgian Army rifles – never fired, only dropped once.”

Splitfinger: “Looks like the night of the living dead after they broke into an army surplus”

Edward Keesee, kjf, Paladin, and William are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. William’s caption received two #2 votes; the other each received one #1 vote. Here are their captions:

Edward Keesee: “We are the Special Farces of Belgium!!”

kjf: “Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left.
I used to be a high school stud, now I march like Elmer Fud.
Right, left, right o’left,
I don’t know my right from left”

Paladin: “What the USA will look like after AOC is elected President”

William: “Belgian Special Forces. The enemy will die laughing”

danwdurham is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here is his caption:

Tell me again – which foot is my left foot.

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other Caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the clear winner of the 210th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling 16 points, is . . .

Opie!

Here is the winning caption:

Look! Hillary’s making a run for 2020.

Watertender is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points:

Chief, I had to chase her down and taze her! Bitch stole my doughnut!

Taserface is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points:

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “chubby chaser”

Alma, Cornell, Rogziel and William are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Alma: “Quick, hand me the harpoon!”

Cornell: “Michael Moore forgot to take his testosterone injection but a quick thinking policeman reminded him as he was rushing to the set of his upcoming film ‘FATSO 911’.”

Rogziel: “Bare hunting.”

William: “The thrilling conclusion to the 100 meter dash at the 2024 Olympics after the International Olympic Committee decided to be more ‘inclusive’ and promote ‘fat acceptance’.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Opie!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 209th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one  #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Dave!

Here is the winning caption:

“What happens when Beto tests out his new gun confiscation plan.”

galmend and Marcia Walsh are in second place, each with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here are their captions:

galmend: “It’s time for the new game show, ‘Whack a Commie!'”

Marcia Walsh: “How’d you like a nice hawaiian punch?”

William is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

This must be that “reality” that I keep hearing about. This never happened in mom’s basement.

Richard Ostergard is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points:

Wake up call for Stupid!

greenworxx, Jackie Puppet, and YouKnowWho are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

greenworxx: “Reality hurts!!”

Jackie Puppet: “Between this, and Bernie vs. the speed bag, I’m endlessly entertained!”

YouKnowWho: “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dave!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 208th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points, is . . .

Lola!

Here is the winning caption:

CNN: Bernie Sanders attacked by White Nationalist, Patriot speed bag.

galmend is in 2nd place, with three #1 votes and 12 points. Here is the caption:

When reality hits back at socialism

Paladin is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points. Here is the caption:

I vote we impeach this punching bag!!

Captain America, Dave, and Ray are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “White guy tries to sucker punch black speedbag. The racism in America continues.”

Dave: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – Brando – On the Waterfront

Ray: “Assault speed bags must be banned.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Lola!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 206th Caption Contest!

This was a very competitive contest. There were so many really, really good captions. Y’all really outdid yourselves!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 206th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Dan!

Here is the winning caption:

Today we author their thoughts, tomorrow their behavior, and finally they’ll welcome the Antichrist like he was their god.

andre is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:

I propose a toast to the destruction of America.

Felix Culpa is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

“We have a consensus, normalizing pedophilia it is!”

Jurist, Locke Enlode, Splitfinger and Tim Shey are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Jurist: “We got FOTM on the Google blacklist!”

Locke Enlode: “A toast … Meet the New Boss, more evil than the Old Boss!”

Splitfinger: “We will not surely die! for our eyes will be opened and we will be as GODS”

Tim Shey: “The strategies of hell.”

Michael Garrison, Joseph Magil, Larry, and wrw are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Michael Garrison: “Raise your glass if you think that 20 year old white wine goes best with a buffet of white children.”

Joseph Magil: “Napa Valley wine for us, Kool-Aid for the masses!”

Larry: “To the White House upgrade to Windows 98.”

wrw: “Here’s to Silicone Valley. May the subversion and dumbing down of America continue. Salud!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dan!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 205th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 205th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Ray!

Here is the winning caption:

Bless this place oh Lord we pray,
so many more babies we may slay.

billy is in second place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Ok, who has the chalk? We have to draw the pentagram or he won’t come!

Captain America (with one #1 vote) and kent and Watertender (each with two #2 votes) are in third place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Bless this restaurant, er, we mean women’s healthcare facility. You must try the ‘veal’.”

kent: “and the empty center is where satan stands”

Watertender: “It’s the Circle Jerk from HELL!!!”

Dan, Hondarcade, and Lophatt are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Dan: “Confederacy of ghouls.”

Hondarcade: “All hail, Satan!”

Lophatt: “Welcome to our monthly meeting of ‘The Judas Society’. Next month we’ll convene on Little St. James Island in honor of pedophiles and the Clinton Foundation.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Ray!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 204th Caption Contest!

This was a quite competitive contest, with three outstanding captions contending for first place.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 204th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and three #2 votes, totaling a whopping 14 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the brilliant winning caption:

Bernie, suddenly aware that he is being photographed, attempts to conceal his copy of The Communist Manifesto.

Cornell and kjf are both in second place, each with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points each. Here are their captions:

Cornell: “FLY AIR MARXISM!”

kjf: “Why could Mossad not upgrade me to Epstein’s plane?”

Ron W is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

As a quote I’ve seen says, “Socialism is not for the socialist.”

Goldbug is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is the caption:

Wow, was she good or what? And only fifty bucks?

Kevin Lankford and Jackie Puppet are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Kevin Lankford: “No!…No!!…I tell ya!…You know I would not lie. I’m sure they told me this was the [W]orst class.”

Jackie Puppet: “Some of us are more equal than others!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 200th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 200th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 20 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

Big Clit? You misunderstood, the job requirement is for a degree in English Lit

Silver Surfer is a close second, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points. Here’s the caption:

This is how AOC says we can power America under the New Green Deal!

SmKay is in third place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here’s the caption:

New politically correct term for someone suffering from Camel Toe

Frank Not Hank, Larry, MoFrappy, and Tom are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

Frank Not Hank: “My pussy’s more radioactive than Chernobyl”

Larry: “Because that’s about all I have to offer”

MoFrappy: “Is it me or is there something fishy about her energy plan?”

Tom: “What would happen if an employer posted a help wanted ad that said something along the lines of: “Seeking a dynamic woman with big clit energy”? Just askin’”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 199th Caption Contest!

I had long hesitated using this pic for a caption contest because it’s so demonic. But you, our readers, surprised me with your very clever submissions, which persuaded me that the way to deal with such depravity is mockery.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 199th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

exile!

Here is the winning caption:

The devil made us do it!

Silhouette is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s the caption:

A phrenologist’s worst nightmare.

Goldbug (with two #2 votes) and Lou Minati, Mirl and William (each with one #1 vote) are in 3rd place, with 4 points each. Here are their respective captions:

Goldbug: “My sweetie and I are running for President 2020. We’re gonna’ make America beyond belief again.”

Lou Minati: “In a move designed to better appeal to their core viewers, CNN recently introduced their new morning anchor team.”

Mirl: “We were wearing our MAGA hats and the last thing we remember was a van with the initials DNC on the side pulling up next to us.”

William: “(sigh)..The things you see when you don’t have your rifle”

Kevin Lankford, pigpen51 and redneck are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Kevin Lankford: “Finally!…A face even a mother can’t love.”

pigpen51: “Hey! I remember that Twilight Zone episode!”

redneck: “Kill it…..with fire”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, exile!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here and here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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