. . . for FOTM’s 206th Caption Contest!
This was a very competitive contest. There were so many really, really good captions. Y’all really outdid yourselves!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 206th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
andre is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:
I propose a toast to the destruction of America.
Felix Culpa is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:
“We have a consensus, normalizing pedophilia it is!”
Jurist, Locke Enlode, Splitfinger and Tim Shey are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:
Jurist: “We got FOTM on the Google blacklist!”
Locke Enlode: “A toast … Meet the New Boss, more evil than the Old Boss!”
Splitfinger: “We will not surely die! for our eyes will be opened and we will be as GODS”
Tim Shey: “The strategies of hell.”
Michael Garrison, Joseph Magil, Larry, and wrw are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:
Michael Garrison: “Raise your glass if you think that 20 year old white wine goes best with a buffet of white children.”
Joseph Magil: “Napa Valley wine for us, Kool-Aid for the masses!”
Larry: “To the White House upgrade to Windows 98.”
wrw: “Here’s to Silicone Valley. May the subversion and dumbing down of America continue. Salud!”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!