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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 226th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is . . .

chemtrailssuck!

Here is the winning caption:

(Sung to the Addam’s theme song) They’re ugly and they’re lazy, they’re definitely crazy, their pasts are all too hazy, the Pandemic family.

Calgirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

Ah, finally! PROOF! A picture captured of the seven deadly sinners conspiring!

GregB is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

They’re creepy and they’re sneaky,
Their Depends are getting leaky,
They’re all so totally freaky,
The Globalist Family

They belong in a museum,
Where no one comes to see ‘em
Lock ‘em up and never free ‘em,
The Globalist Family

Delete
Obsolete
Elite

They have evil intentions,
That none of them ever mentions,
They will even steal our pensions,
The Globalist Family.

PvtCharlieSlate is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is his caption:

For those who need to be social-distanced six feet – straight down

D. Stewart, Kelly and Paladin are in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

D. Stewart: “Performing live from Gitmo!”

Kelly: “Addams Family Reboot: Not Kooky, Just Corrupt!”

Paladin: “Ghoul’s Lives Matter!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, chemtrailssuck!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 225th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

Paladin!

Here is the winning caption: “This way Chuckie can still stick his nose into everybody else’s business”

This way Chuckie can still stick his nose into everybody else’s business

truckjunkie is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

Yeah,I know this isn’t how I should wear my mask — I’m just wearing it to catch my dentures when I sneeze….

barbarossa58 with two #2 votes, and Kevin J Lankford, omega-man and operaghost with one #1 vote each, are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

barbarossa58: “No Chucky, the Depends go on the other end!”

Kevin J Lankford: “To Nose,..or not to Nose,…that is the question”

omega-man: “Chucky is thinking: ‘heh, heh…if they can’t see my lips moving they can’t tell if I’m lying.'”

operaghost: “Schumer wins the 2020 Dumbest Congressman of the Year… by a nose (Ba Dum Tiss)”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Paladin!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 224th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is (at long last) . . .

Captain America!

Here is his winning caption:

“I need to blow my nose. Now where did I put that Constitution?”

chemtrailssuck is in second place, with one #1 vote and three #2 votes, totaling 10 points. Here is her caption:

Nancy’s brains were leaking out.

DFJ150, Jackie Puppet, and Watertender are in third place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “To wipe out this viral pandemic we need universal health care, the green new deal, open borders, and…..ice cream.”

Jackie Puppet: “Nancy gives herself a dirty sanchez!

Watertender: “WooHoo! Smells like Hillary’s Depends!!!”

Gunny T, another Jackie Puppet caption, and MrB are in fourth place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Gunny T: “I used to wipe my boogers under my desk when I was a child …”

Jackie Puppet: “Who knows where that finger’s been? 😱🤢”

MrB: “Listen, I can’t reach that booger with my tongue or my teeth will come loose.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Captain America!!!

Here’s FOTM‘s Certificate of Excellence certifying your win!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 223rd FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling a whopping 18 points, is . . .

Tanc!

Here is the winning caption:

We are doing our breast to contain the spread of the Corona Virus.

Captain America and Gunny T are in 2nd place, each with two #1 votes, one #2 vote, and 10 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Dick Tracy’s arch enemy, ‘Nipples’.”

Gunny T: “It feels so good when my friends play with them …”

DFJ150 is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points. Here’s the caption:

DFJ150: “I’m here to titillate you with some important New York news, right before I trash President Trump again.”

GregB, Kevin Lankford, and ms berry are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

GregB: “When I told you guys I was excited to be here with you today, I meant it in more ways than one.”

Kevin Lankford: “Another ‘New Normal’ for new york.”

ms berry: “If I forget my lines I get electric nipple shocks !!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tanc!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the clear winner of the 217th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

The UN General Assembly listens intently to 2019 Person of the Year, Greta Thunberg

Mark VII Ltd is in second place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

As we always suspected, this secret photo of Congress in session reveals that they really are dummies….

Omega-man, Rjwanderer and Splitfinger, with one #1 vote each, and Larry and Lou Minati, each with two #2 votes, are in third place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

omega-man: “Frank Luntz’s focus group.”

Rjwanderer: “Night of the Living Dems”

Splitfinger: “A UN Climate conference”

Larry: “Clinton body count”

Lou Minati: “What President Trump sees when he looks at the White House press pool – a roomful of dummies.”

Son of Ham is in 4th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here is his caption:

Attention Please: May the Hillary for President 2020 Campaign Begin!

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the clear winner of the 216th FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is . . .

William!

Here is the winning caption:

Meeeow-lon Labe

chemtrailssuck is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s her caption:

Real Pussies own guns.

DFJ150, with two #2 votes, and two other William captions, each with one #1 vote, are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “Say hello to my little friend.”

William: “Unknown to most Americans, the Framers of the constitution added a footnote to the 2nd Amendment to include cats.”

William: “When the ultra-leftist Oregon legislature banned catnip toys to Save The Planet, armed Patriot cat militias began forming in that state.”

Captain America, Gunny T, Jackie Puppet, and vett are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “News outlets the following day: Republican white supremacist cat with assault weapon opens fire on peaceful Antifa pep rally.”

Gunny T: “Haha Libs, how many of you are triggered now?”

Jackie Puppet: “No Demonrats allowed!”

vett: “I dare you to call me a ‘pussy’ cat!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, William!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points. Only two points separated the winner from the runner-up!

And the winner of the 215th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

John D Pizzo!

Here is the winning caption:

All Hail Satan ! Let us prey.

vett is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s the caption:

We’re on it, Satan.

DaytonaPeach in in 3rd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here’s the caption:

Look! We’ve opened the door to hell.

Two William captions are in 3rd place, one with one #1 vote, the other with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points each:

Demonrat “prayer meeting” photo op: Dear… what’s that guy’s name again?…oh yeah, God

Demonrats hold a seance to channel the spirit of Josef Stalin and to ask him for guidance in their “impeachment hearing”

Goldbug, Kevin Cory, Paladin, YouKnowWho, and another William caption are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are the captions:

Goldbug: “Oh, Master Beelzebub, we’re doing our best, the entire Democrat Party now belongs to you, but this Trump guy is a tough nut to crack!”

Kevin Cory: “Last check of the polling numbers before funeral”

Paladin: “What is another word for Democratic prayer? Schizophrenia!”

YouKnowWho: “Sometimes the answer to prayer is NO.”

William: “Demonrats invoke Moloch, Baal, and Lucifer to assist them in finishing their task of establishing Hell on Earth”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, John D Pizzo!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow to ring in the new year for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, the runner-up from the 3rd place, 4th place, and 5th place.

But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 214th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #1 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

vett!

Here is the winning caption:

William is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points. Here is his caption:

For being a patriotic and un-neutered white Christian male.

Splitfinger and Truckjunkie are in 3rd place, each with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points each. Here are their captions:

Splitfinger: “for exposing our crimes!”

Truckjunkie: “Because WESAYSO.”

Goldbug and Watertender are in 4th place, each with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here are their captions:

Goldbug: “Cuz MSM says, ‘Orange Man Bad’.”

Watertender: “For saving America and pissing off Hillary!!”

Captain America, Cornell, Jackie Puppet, Molly Young, and pigpen51 are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “For exposing our treason, theft, corruption, pedophilia, murder, rape, and for having a most beautiful wife, who by the way is an actual female.”

Cornell: “For attempting to implement a policy of ‘America first’.”

Jackie Puppet: “Because we the Democrats, have nothing as a platform to run on.”

Molly Young: “For: terrifying the elite by not taking their secret oath and joining their end game plans.”

pigpen51: “Attach Velcro here to make it easy to change daily.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, vett!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, and the runner-up from the 3rd place and 4th place.

But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 213th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

Turns out Eric Swalwell was the Ukraine “whistleblower’ all along!

 

YouKnowWho is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totalling 6 points. Here is the caption:

“Liftoff”

Two other Jackie Puppet captions and William (each with one #1 vote), and Kevin Lankford (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “Swalwell proves the adage that people can indeed talk out of both sides of their mouths.”

Jackie Puppet: “Chris, let me ASS you a question!”

William: “Swallwell inadvertently contributes to global warming, causing South Pacific islands to be submerged last year.”

Kevin Lankford: “Swalwell testing his mini-nukes.”

DFJ150, Larry, and pigpen51 are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “After being so full of crap for so long, Eric could no longer contain himself.”

Larry: “Eric Swallwell demonstrating the improper use of a colon when punctuating a sentence.”

pigpen51: “That is the most intelligent thing to come out of a Democrat in years.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

This was a very competitive contest because there were many very clever captions submitted. Y’all clearly were inspired. LOL

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 212th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

GregB!

Here is the winning caption:

Still looking for “Russian Collusion.” It must be here somewhere!

Vette is in 2nd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here’s the caption:

I’m still SNOT your President!

DFJ150Jackie Puppet, and two William captions (each with one #1 vote), and carry and Goldbug (each with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “HRC picking the latest reason for why she lost the 2016 election.”

Jackie Puppet: “$50 bucks Hillary eats it!

William: “Hillary, having a senior moment, misunderstands when the CNN host asks her to pick the winner of the demonrat debates”

William: “Hillary, while having a bout of Kuru, attempts to give herself a brain massage”

carry: “Hillary going on Lunch Break.”

Goldbug: “She’s certainly not my pick.”

operaghost and Tanc are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

operaghost: “They’ll never find my emails in here…”

Tanc: “Now we know what the secret ingredient is in her SPIRIT COOKING.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, GregB!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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