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Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed,
And Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, ‘Well, Forrest, It is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast,
And we have been administering
An entrance examination for everyone.
The test is short, but you have to
Pass it before you can get into Heaven.’

Forrest responds, ‘It sure is good to be here, St.. Peter, sir.
But nobody ever told me about any entrance
Exam. I sure hope that the test ain’t too hard.
Life was a big enough test
As it was.’

St.. Peter continued, ‘Yes, I
Know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.

First:
What two days of the week
Begin with the letter T?

Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?

Third:
What is God‘s first name?’

Forrest leaves to think the questions over.
He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and Says, ‘Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,
Tell me your answers.’

Forrest replied, ‘Well, the First one — which two days in the week begins with the letter ‘T’?
Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow..’

The Saint’s eyes opened wide and
He exclaimed, ‘Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do
Have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit
For that answer. How about the next one?’ asked St. Peter.

‘How many seconds in a year?
Now that one is harder,’ replied Forrest, ‘but I thunk and thunk about
That, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.’

Astounded, St. Peter said, ‘Twelve?
Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven’s name could you come up with twelve seconds
In a year?’

Forrest replied, ‘Shucks, there’s
Got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd… ‘

‘Hold it,’ interrupts St. Peter.
‘I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,
Though that was not quite what I had in mind….but I will have to give
You credit for that one, too.
Let us go on with the third and final question.
Can you tell me God’s first name’?

‘Sure,’ Forrest replied,
‘it’s Andy.’

‘Andy?’ exclaimed an exasperated
And frustrated St Peter.

‘Ok, I can understand how you
Came up with your answers to my first two questions,
But just how in the
World did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?’

‘Shucks, that was the easiest
One of all,’ Forrest replied. ‘I learnt it from the song,
ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.’

St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
And said: ‘Run, Forrest, run~

H/T   Grouchy

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Your Favorite Movie. This is amazing!

It’s a simple mathematical exercise that can predict your favorite movie. It must have been created by a real genius. I don’t know how it works, but it works every time!
Be honest and don’t look at the movie list below until you have done the math! OK, just humor me and do it!
The quiz can predict which movies you would enjoy the most. It really works……. for MOST of us anyway!
Movie Quiz:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your
predicted favorite movie from the list of 18 movies below:
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012

skippy go bye bye.


10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of The Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now, ain’t that something…?!
Your Favorite Movie. This is amazing!
~Steve~            H/T    Jean

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Now This is Amazing

 
OK now don’t cheat and do the math first.
Then scroll down to find which movie you like best.
Try this test and find out what movie is your favorite.
This amazing math quiz can likely predict which of 17 movies you
would enjoy the most.
It really works! …..for MOST of us anyway!
Movie Quiz:
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Now add the two digits of your answer together to find your predicted
favorite movie in the list of 17 movies below:
scroll
Movie List: (SCROLL DOWN)
 

Almost there.


 
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good the Bad and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now ain’t that something?
~Steve~                         H/T  I-Man

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