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Joe Biden farts

What is it with Demonrat politicians and flatulation?

First it was Rep. Eric “Nuke ’em” Swalwell (D-CA) who loudly farted while being interviewed on Chris Matthews’ Hardball last November.

Now it’s senile Joe Biden.

On May 27, 2020, Pennsylvania’s Demonrat governor Tom Wolf endorsed Joe Biden for president.

That same day, Biden and Wolf conversed for about 25 minutes on the [Wuhan] coronavirus, in the course of which Biden farted, to which Wolf reacted with a strange expression on his face.

Here it is, louder.

Next, these Demoncrat politicians will start smelling like sulfur.

But wait!

They already do!

See “Secret Service: Hillary and Obama stink like sulfur”.

~Eowyn

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We have a winner!

This was a difficult contest to choose a winner, as indicated in the fact that only two points separated the winner from the runner-up, and the runner-up from the 3rd place and 4th place.

But the writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the (narrow) winner of the 213th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes, totaling 8 points, is . . .

Jackie Puppet!

Here is the winning caption:

Turns out Eric Swalwell was the Ukraine “whistleblower’ all along!

 

YouKnowWho is in 2nd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totalling 6 points. Here is the caption:

“Liftoff”

Two other Jackie Puppet captions and William (each with one #1 vote), and Kevin Lankford (with two #2 votes) are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Jackie Puppet: “Swalwell proves the adage that people can indeed talk out of both sides of their mouths.”

Jackie Puppet: “Chris, let me ASS you a question!”

William: “Swallwell inadvertently contributes to global warming, causing South Pacific islands to be submerged last year.”

Kevin Lankford: “Swalwell testing his mini-nukes.”

DFJ150, Larry, and pigpen51 are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

DFJ150: “After being so full of crap for so long, Eric could no longer contain himself.”

Larry: “Eric Swallwell demonstrating the improper use of a colon when punctuating a sentence.”

pigpen51: “That is the most intelligent thing to come out of a Democrat in years.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jackie Puppet!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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