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Still friends . . .

. . . after all the years.

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H/t FOTM’s Ken L.
~Eowyn

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Maybe We Need A Laugh To Keep Us Going.

just to keep our strength up till we find out who, then tear them limb from limb.   😀


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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. 
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eternal pessimist who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would impress him. He invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it. 
The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, “Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?”
“I sure did,” responded the pessimist. “He can’t swim.”
Some people it’s always half empty.
Try and see it as half full.
~Steve~                                 H/T   FOTM WildBillAlaska
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For The Last Time The Dog Is Not For Sale.

PLEASE BE ADVISED, IM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING

QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DOG!

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,

TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,

NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK ,

THREE FLAG BURNERS,

AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

FOR THE LAST TIME… THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

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NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT –

HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!

~Steve~                              H/T Miss May

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Friends, too

Yesterday, I posted Part One of “Friends”.

Here’s the promised Part Two! 😀

H/t FOTM’s silent reader Ken!

~Eowyn

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Another Heartwarming Animal Story

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89FhMRGtzJo]
H/T Kelleigh
LTG

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Partners in crime

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9TWRwuf1arA]
~Eowyn

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How to install a Southern Home Security System.

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men’s work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a  copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads  ……

Ouch..

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke,  Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls.

They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don’t think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

~Steve~             H/T    Miss May

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Teamwork = Success!

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOpsxOT5Gao]
LTG

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George the Giant Great Dane

He’s for real; here’s the Youtube video!
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCwAW7m4GTc]
More about George
~LTG

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A Trip to COSTCO

Umm Yum. Boy These people think of everything.

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter‘s Arse, and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.

Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends……it will be their Laugh for the day

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