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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 226th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling a whopping 16 points, is . . .


Here is the winning caption:

(Sung to the Addam’s theme song) They’re ugly and they’re lazy, they’re definitely crazy, their pasts are all too hazy, the Pandemic family.

Calgirl is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

Ah, finally! PROOF! A picture captured of the seven deadly sinners conspiring!

GregB is in 3rd place, with one #1 and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

They’re creepy and they’re sneaky,
Their Depends are getting leaky,
They’re all so totally freaky,
The Globalist Family

They belong in a museum,
Where no one comes to see ‘em
Lock ‘em up and never free ‘em,
The Globalist Family


They have evil intentions,
That none of them ever mentions,
They will even steal our pensions,
The Globalist Family.

PvtCharlieSlate is in 4th place, with one #1 vote and 4 points. Here is his caption:

For those who need to be social-distanced six feet – straight down

D. Stewart, Kelly and Paladin are in 5th place, with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

D. Stewart: “Performing live from Gitmo!”

Kelly: “Addams Family Reboot: Not Kooky, Just Corrupt!”

Paladin: “Ghoul’s Lives Matter!”


Congratulations, chemtrailssuck!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀


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