. . . for FOTM’s 209th Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 209th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
“What happens when Beto tests out his new gun confiscation plan.”
galmend and Marcia Walsh are in second place, each with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here are their captions:
galmend: “It’s time for the new game show, ‘Whack a Commie!'”
Marcia Walsh: “How’d you like a nice hawaiian punch?”
William is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:
This must be that “reality” that I keep hearing about. This never happened in mom’s basement.
Richard Ostergard is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points:
Wake up call for Stupid!
greenworxx, Jackie Puppet, and YouKnowWho are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:
greenworxx: “Reality hurts!!”
Jackie Puppet: “Between this, and Bernie vs. the speed bag, I’m endlessly entertained!”
YouKnowWho: “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!