Tag Archives: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris – You Can Get Up Now.


DEC 20TH 2012

Doomsday Calendar, My Arse. Chuck Norris Looked at it…it Stopped.


AUG 5TH 2012

You’ll never win the gold medal in fencing if you bring a knife to a Chuck Norris fight.


DEC 13TH 2012
In space, no one can hear you scream, unless Chuck Norris makes you scream.


OCT 14TH 2012
One small step for man, one giant push from Chuck Norris


FEB 18TH 2013
No meteors hit us this year – but Chuck Norris hit a few of them.

~Steve~                        H/T       Seth


Last Ounce of Courage

“Last Ounce of Courage” follows the life of a father, son and grandfather who each take a stand for the rights of religious freedom and public expression.

The movie’s been endorsed by actor Chuck Norris, a devout Christian and champion of American values and the men and women who serve in our military. Norris told FOX411: “It was an easy choice to endorse this film because it’s message is consistent with my life principles and core values. I’ve been asked to lend my name to endorse causes and projects for years, and I never had a mechanism to do that. A few years ago I decided to create a seal of approval as a marker that is consistent with my core values: ‘No one should miss it’- Chuck Norris.”

Marshall Teague, who had worked with Norris on the TV series “Walker Texas Ranger,” plays a small-town mayor in “Last Ounce of Courage.” Teague believes the movie will strike a powerful chord across the country: “It’s about faith, family and freedom – it really is about every town in America. It will touch something in your psyche and in your heart. We’ve had theaters filled with people openly weeping. After one screening, a gentleman came up to me and told me he had served, and that he had been waiting 85 years for someone to stand up there and say what I said.”

Over the years, Teague said he has been faced with personal attacks because he expressed his religious and political convictions, and that inspirational films have become few and far between in the entertainment industry. “Movies like this aren’t considered ‘fashionable,’ and people are afraid of being jumped on for taking a strong stand,” he said.

But above all, “Last Ounce of Courage” seeks to spark dialogue about America’s founding values, patriotism and individual rights.

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and that is what this country was designed around. Brave men and women have unfortunately lost their lives to defend our freedom,” Teague said. “You have the right to religious freedom, the freedom to speak your mind. When that is taken away, what have you got? It would be a pretty grey world. In my lifetime, I have never seen more cruelty directed toward people who speak their minds. This is not the country I was born in, this is not America. And that really bothers me.”

“Last Ounce of Courage” had a national premiere on Patriot Day (September 11), from which a portion of the proceeds was donated to military charities. The movie is now available on DVD and Blu-ray.

H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaska


Osama Bin Laden Death Jokes from Twitter

Hey a little gallows humor. Looks like the guy never had a laugh in his  life.

‘I bet Bin Laden regrets allowing his iPhone app to “use his current location”.’

“Mrs. Bin Laden just updated her Facebook status to single.”

“Bin Laden shouldn’t have used his real address for his PSN account.”

“They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.”

“RIP Osama bin Laden, World Hide and Go Seek Champion (2001-2011)”

“The 72 virgins all have headaches tonight.”

“At least he got to see the royal wedding before he went out.”

“This is good news for the other guys on the top 10 wanted list — finally they get to move up in the rankings.”

“Osama dead: Donald Trump demands the long-form death certificate.”

“So Osama Bin Laden is dead… Amazing what the Americans can do when the Playstation Network is down.”

“God will pass judgment; the US Military simply arranged the meeting!”

“Osama corpse into ocean + BP oil spill + Fukushima radiation = Zombie Terrorist.”

“I bet Osama Bin Laden accidentally hit the “Add your location” button during his last tweet.”

“Am I traveling with anyone? Just my human shield over there.”

“The awkward thing about Osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora the Explorer was the one who finally found him…”

“Can they make a Call of Duty Map of Osama in his compound?”

Q: “What color were Osama’s eyes?” A: “Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.”

“Osama Bin Laden was RIP (Resting in Pakistan)”

“It seems to me, you lived your life like a sandal in the bin.”

“Now that Osama is buried at sea, is it socially acceptable to pee in the water while swimming?”

British – “So apparently they DO take the Bins out on bank holidays!”

“Won’t Osama now team up with the deceptorcons now he’s in the ocean?”

“BREAKING: Osama bin Laden to run against Hitler for mayor of hell.”

“BREAKING: Osama been killed by an elite killing force … in other news Chuck Norris just returned home from his trip to Pakistan.”

Bin Laden’s final words: “I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in my head.”

Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick Cheney may have been involved.
Jay Leno

Did everyone enjoy the Osama bin Laden season finale?
David Letterman

~Steve~                                 H/T    


Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts


Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take crap from anybody.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris

~Steve~     Thank You Mr. Norris.   No Offense meant, hope none taken. 😀