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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 205th Caption Contest!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 205th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Ray!

Here is the winning caption:

Bless this place oh Lord we pray,
so many more babies we may slay.

billy is in second place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Ok, who has the chalk? We have to draw the pentagram or he won’t come!

Captain America (with one #1 vote) and kent and Watertender (each with two #2 votes) are in third place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Bless this restaurant, er, we mean women’s healthcare facility. You must try the ‘veal’.”

kent: “and the empty center is where satan stands”

Watertender: “It’s the Circle Jerk from HELL!!!”

Dan, Hondarcade, and Lophatt are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Dan: “Confederacy of ghouls.”

Hondarcade: “All hail, Satan!”

Lophatt: “Welcome to our monthly meeting of ‘The Judas Society’. Next month we’ll convene on Little St. James Island in honor of pedophiles and the Clinton Foundation.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Ray!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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The Wolves-in-Sheep’s-Clothing Caption Contest

This is the 205th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On July 9, 2019, calling killing unborn babies “sacred work,” a group of ten Christian (Presbyterian, Episcopalian, Unitarian Universalist, United Church of Christ, Disciples of Christ) and Jewish (Reform and Reconstructionist) clergy gathered to “bless” an Austin, Texas abortion clinic,  the Whole Woman’s Health. (See my post on this, here.)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, August 6, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

~Eowyn

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