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The Assault-Rifle Cat Caption Contest!

This Caption Contest is now closed.

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This is the 216th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest, the first contest of 2020!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: On April 25, 2017, Oregon’s Newport Police Department received a report of a cat in a tree armed with an assault rifle. Turns out it was merely a cat with a rather distinctive marking. ( See “Gun Hysteria: Oregon police called to disarm cat with ‘assault rifle’,” April 10, 2018.)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, January 7, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“What Democrats see”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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