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My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..

My Uncles. Billy Bob, Willy Bob, and umm Mary. DADT..


Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, ‘Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, ‘OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.’
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, ‘Where did you get that beer, Donnie?’
‘Cooter’s wife gave it to me,’ Ronnie replies.
‘That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?’
‘Well, not exactly’, Donnie says. ‘When she answered the door, I said to her, “you must be Cooter’s widow.”
She said, ‘You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.’
Then I said, ‘I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.’
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
~Steve~                                 H/T   Hardnox

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Teamwork = Success!

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOpsxOT5Gao]
LTG

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So a guy goes into a bar

 

Guy goes into a bar in Berwick, Louisiana where there’s a robot bartender.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “168, why?”
The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology.
The guy leaves, but he is curious…
So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey.”
Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?”
The guy says, “100.”
The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints and
LSU Tigers
The guy leaves, but finds this all very interesting, so he thinks he
will try
it one more time.
He goes back into the bar.
The robot says, “What will you have?”
The guy says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey.
The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?
The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and whispers, “So, you  still happy
with Barrack Obama?
Ooo, that will leave a mark. 😀
~Steve~                    H/T Joseph

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This Commercial Was Aired Only Once

Each of these very moving Budweiser commercials was aired only ONCE.
The first one was aired during Superbowl 2002:
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X55nT9Tnbds]
The second commercial was aired on the first anniversary of 9/11:
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q69e2u26gaI]
Budweiser is a class act!
H/t beloved fellow FS.
~Eowyn

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