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We have a winner!

. . . for FOTM’s 188th Caption Contest!

So many clever captions!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considers to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 188th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes, totaling 12 points, is . . .

Tim Shey!

Here’s the winning caption:

Genesis 7:16: “The Lord closed the door.”

Jaclyn and Yahoo are in 2nd place, each with 8 points. Here are their respective captions:

Jaclyn, with two #1 votes: “A preview of their reaction when they arrive at heaven’s gate.”

Yahoo, with one #1 vote and two #2 votes: “The door is the only thing that is not unhinged.”

CalGirl, dkolb2010, Lou Minati, and Paladin are in 3rd place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

CalGirl: “Deep Thoughts: ‘So, after I ruin my manicure w/ this dramatic clawing episode for the fake news cameras, I’m still about $400 ahead from my Soros salary after I fund an all new manicure tomorrow. Net gain.'”

dkolb2010: “Job 38:10: ‘And I placed boundaries on it And set a bolt and doors'”

Lou Minati: “Your Honor, I submit this clip of my wife as Exhibit A as to why you should grant my request for divorce posthaste.”

Paladin: “And this is the reason we had President Obama for 8 years. Idiots like this.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tim Shey!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissons, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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