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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 207th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

Lou Minati!

Here is the winning caption:

Who wants to play “Find the stogie”?

Jackie Puppet is in second place, with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here’s his caption:

Devil in a blue dress

Gunny T and Watertender are in 3rd place, each with 4 points. Here are their captions:

Gunny T (with one #1 vote): “Does this dress make my butt look fat?”

Watertender (with two #2 votes): “I look so much better in a dress than J. Edgar Hoover ever could!”

Christy, Dan and wrw are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

Christy: “Barbara Bush and Satan had a ‘son’.”

Dan: “You were going to say something, wise guy? Go tell it to Vince Foster.”

wrw: “Hey Monica, wanna stain this dress too?”


Congratulations, Lou Minati!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!


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The ‘Bill Clinton in drag’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed – Sept 4, 2019.

This is the 207th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: see DCG’s “Jeffrey Epstein had a picture in his Manhattan mansion of Bill Clinton wearing a blue dress in the Oval Office”

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 3, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Bill: “It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is!”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.


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