. . . for FOTM’s 208th Caption Contest!
The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.
And the winner of the 208th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points, is . . .
Here is the winning caption:
CNN: Bernie Sanders attacked by White Nationalist, Patriot speed bag.
galmend is in 2nd place, with three #1 votes and 12 points. Here is the caption:
When reality hits back at socialism
Paladin is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points. Here is the caption:
I vote we impeach this punching bag!!
Captain America, Dave, and Ray are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:
Captain America: “White guy tries to sucker punch black speedbag. The racism in America continues.”
Dave: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – Brando – On the Waterfront
Ray: “Assault speed bags must be banned.”
WELL DONE, EVERYONE!
Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!
For all the other caption submissions, go here.
Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!