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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 208th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 16 points, is . . .

Lola!

Here is the winning caption:

CNN: Bernie Sanders attacked by White Nationalist, Patriot speed bag.

galmend is in 2nd place, with three #1 votes and 12 points. Here is the caption:

When reality hits back at socialism

Paladin is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points. Here is the caption:

I vote we impeach this punching bag!!

Captain America, Dave, and Ray are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “White guy tries to sucker punch black speedbag. The racism in America continues.”

Dave: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.” – Brando – On the Waterfront

Ray: “Assault speed bags must be banned.”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Lola!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here later today for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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The ‘Bernie the Soyboy’ Caption Contest

This Caption Contest is now closed, Sept. 18, 2019.

This is the 208th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the video:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, September 17, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

This is a preview of Bernie’s first presidential debate with Trump.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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