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Ghosts?

A professor at the Brighton University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?” About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” About 15 students raise their hand.
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever had sex with a ghost?” Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says “Ahmed, in all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have had sex with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The Middle Eastern student replies with a nod and a grin, and makes his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, Ahmed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”
Ahmed replies, “Ghost? Damn, from way back there I thought you said goats.”
~Steve~                                 H/T  KhetaAmanti

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Dead Satellite Has Crashed, We Just Don't Know Where

The latest is that NASA thinks the fragmented pieces of the 12,000 lbs. satellite crashed into the Pacific, somewhere near Australia.
Seth Borenstein reports for the AP, Sept 24, 2011:
NASA’s dead six-ton satellite fell to Earth early Saturday morning, starting its fiery death plunge somewhere over the vast Pacific Ocean.
Details were still sketchy, but the U.S. Air Force’s Joint Space Operations Center and NASA say that the bus-sized satellite first penetrated Earth’s atmosphere somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. That doesn’t necessarily mean it all fell into the sea. NASA’s calculations had predicted that the former climate research satellite would fall over a 500-mile swath.
The two government agencies say the 35-foot satellite fell sometime between 11:23 p.m. EDT and 1:09 a.m. EDT. NASA said it didn’t know the precise time or location yet.
~Eowyn

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