A guy asked a girl in a university library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice, “I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy. He was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said, “I study psychology,
and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded with a loud voice, $500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT’S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear, “I study law, and I know how to screw people”.
I bring you another video that is so bad and so stupid it is funny. My son who has just turned 13 likes to point out certain vids that he finds hysterical. oop’s a little warning on the language. just a little salty.
Teacher:- “Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?”
Little Johnny:- “None Miss”.
Teacher:- “Could you tell me why?”
Little Johnny:- “Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away”.
Teacher:- “Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking.”
Little Johnny:- “Miss, while we’re asking questions, could I ask you one?”
Teacher:- “Its a bit irregular, but go on then”
Little Johnny:- “There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?”
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- “Err… I suppose it was the last one.”
Little Johnny:- “Well I’d have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking.”