i’ve said it before and will say it again. If men had to have babies we would be extinct very soon. wanna bet? men watch vid below and tell me how many you will have.
~ Steve~ H/T Miss Surfer
~ Steve~ H/T Miss Surfer
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
head with a frying pan.
‘What was that for?’ the man asked.
The wife replied ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket.’
The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on!’ His wife then apologised and went on with the
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness, the man asked why she had hit again.
His wife replied ‘Your horse just phoned!’
~Steve~ H/T Joseph
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time — just him and his granddaughter
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn’t feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. “Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?” he asked. “Oh, yes, Pa Pa, it was really wonderful. We didn’t see a single poophead, piece of crap, horse’s arse, blind SOB, dipwad, Muslim goat humper or son of a B….. anywhere we went!”
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
~Steve~ H/T Dodger Codger.
OK everyone, like it or not I am still here and will do my best to aggravate. 😀
Tying up some loose ends, so hopefully Sat, or Sun I will try and be back in rare form. You know how we say people are stupid and only know about American Idol? I’ve unplugged from the world for about a week and I am lost. Wow we process a lot in a week.
———————– Steve—- ——— H/T Grouchy————————–
Urgent Warning From CDC
Click on info to enlarge
OK, big macho guy that I am.. Yea right, I crack myself up sometimes. 😀
Any way I not big on Ballet, but watch these 2 vids. Pretty amazing Stuff. First one Joseph sent and while I was there I saw this second one. Some people will not let anything get in the way of their passion.
~ Steve~ H/T Joseph
Handicapped. Don’t think so.
Time for today’s “Let’s scare the crap out of our readers” story. 😀
This one I found on “Before it’s News.”
Please watch the video at bottom. It will kind of make you feel bad for an armed robber.
By The Dollar Vigilante (Reporter)
Friday, February 18, 2011 4:21
I received a lot of feedback about my interesting day in the land of the free yesterday. Most were to tell me of similar horror stories they had witnessed. But, some people suggested I must be exaggerating – or even made up the story completely.
To that, I offer some photo evidence.
Of course the bad guys always figure something out to steal your money.
If you have any of these certain cards that you will see in the following story, I would suggest leaving them home. Anyone who gets too close as in vid, bust ’em in the chops. 😉
RFID credit cards use a radio frequency to transmit personal financial data. They are not swiped through a scanning machine like a traditional credit card. Unfortunately, RFID credit cards can be skimmed when an unauthorized user grabs the unencrypted data from your card using an RFID reader. The technology Website EnGadget found that data from RFID credit cards is easily skimmed using an $8 reader purchased on eBay. Credit card companies are aware of the problem and are creating security fixes, but there are a number of steps you can take to protect your financial information.
H/t beloved Joan and Shireen.
~Steve & Eowyn