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We have a winner!

. . . of FOTM’s 194th Caption Contest!

This was a contest in which 3 captions clearly stood out.

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 194th FOTM Caption Contest, with three #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 14 points, is . . .

Jdombek!

Here’s the winning caption:

“This much of Germany will be non-muslim.”

Lophatt is in 2nd place, with two #1 votes and two #2 votes, totaling 12 points. Here’s his caption:

“My mom taught me to do this whenever my hands start to form the Hitler salute.”

Julie G is in 3rd place, with two #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling 10 points. Here’s her caption:

Preying hands

J. Dombek, silhouette, and wandafish are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their respective captions:

J. Dombek: “The muslims said we can keep this much of our country.”

silhouette: “This is how much care I have for my fellow countrymen.”

wandafish: “Fellow satanists, continue in your efforts in decimating the Christians until they are reduced to this many!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Jdombek!

Here’s your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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The Hide-In-Plain-Sight Caption Contest

This is the 194th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, February 26, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Angela Merkel signals allegiance to her master.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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