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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 223rd FOTM Caption Contest, with four #1 votes and one #2 vote, totaling a whopping 18 points, is . . .

Tanc!

Here is the winning caption:

We are doing our breast to contain the spread of the Corona Virus.

Captain America and Gunny T are in 2nd place, each with two #1 votes, one #2 vote, and 10 points. Here are their captions:

Captain America: “Dick Tracy’s arch enemy, ‘Nipples’.”

Gunny T: “It feels so good when my friends play with them …”

DFJ150 is in 3rd place, with two #2 votes and 4 points. Here’s the caption:

DFJ150: “I’m here to titillate you with some important New York news, right before I trash President Trump again.”

GregB, Kevin Lankford, and ms berry are in 4th place, each with one #2 vote and 2 points. Here are their captions:

GregB: “When I told you guys I was excited to be here with you today, I meant it in more ways than one.”

Kevin Lankford: “Another ‘New Normal’ for new york.”

ms berry: “If I forget my lines I get electric nipple shocks !!”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Tanc!!!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest! 😀

~Eowyn

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The Mr. Nipples Caption Contest


This caption contest is now closed

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This is the 223rd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

About the pic: Photos from NY Governer Andrew Cuomo’s appearance at the Javits Center on March 26, 2020, show that he has had his nipples pierced. See “Eww! NY governor Andrew Cuomo has pierced nipples”.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, April 21, 2020.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Running late as usual that morning, Cuomo remembered to take out his nose ring but forgot to remove his nipple piercings.

For the winners of our last caption contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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Eww! NY governor Andrew Cuomo has pierced nipples

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo will be 63 years old this December.

Writing for Spectator USA, Cockburn noticed that photos from Cuomo’s appearance at the Javits Center on March 26, 2020, show that the governor has had his nipples pierced.

A comparison of the above enlarged pic of Cuomo’s nipples with the pic below of a man’s pierced nipples, leaves no doubt Andrew Cuomo’s nipples indeed are pierced.

Cuomo’s nipple piercing must be a fairly recent development because he wore a very similar shirt to the New York City Pride march in June 2018 and, before that, to the West Indian Day parade in September 2016. On both occasions, as you can see in the pics below, his nipples were not pierced.

June 2018 New York City Pride march

West Indian Day parade in September 2016

According to Wikipedia, Cuomo is currently single and unattached. He divorced his wife Kerry Kennedy in 2005. He began dating Food Network host Sandra Lee in 2005 and, though a professed Catholic, cohabitated with her from 2011 to September 2019 when the couple announced they had ended their relationship.

Also from Wikipedia:

Sexual arousal created by nipple and areola stimulation is reported to be enhanced by piercing of the nipple…. As a result of a surge of information claiming sexual enhancement with a pierced nipple, there has been a reported increase of men and women requesting this procedure.

This is the man over whom the hate-Trump MSM is salivating to replace senile Joe Biden as the Democratic Party’s presidential nominee and savior.

Yuck.

~Eowyn

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