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Libtard Amy Schumer launches new clothing line to empower women, proceeds to benefit her non-profit organization

I guess seeing Amy in this fashion is better than what we had to see in the photo below…

 

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From Hollywood Reporter: Saks Off 5th announced the launch of Le Cloud on Tuesday, a ready-to-wear collection of wardrobe essentials that caters to women of all shapes and sizes. Le Cloud is designed by Amy Schumer and celebrity stylist and costume designer Leesa Evans.

Thirty percent of net proceeds from sales will be donated to not-for-profit organization Community Partners in support of the STYLEFUND project, which was founded by Schumer and Evans. The initiative aims to empower women from all economic backgrounds through the use of clothing.

(From their web site: “Our goal is to simplify the process of getting dressed by helping women better understand their silhouette – creating true confidence.”

I didn’t know that getting dressed was so complicated.)

“My instinct is to be authentic and to empower women of all ages and sizes to do the same. We are making beautiful, comfortable and wearable clothing that is accessible to real women,” said Schumer in a statement. “A Le Cloud customer will feel confident and powerful when wearing these pieces. We take our product seriously, but not ourselves.”

The name of the clothing line was inspired by Schumer’s interest in having her clothes feel like a cloud.

The collection includes ready-to-wear separates such as tops, pants, skirts, a jumpsuit and outerwear. The products were designed with soft and “light as a cloud” fabric and come in classic colors like navy, camel, hunter, charcoal and black. Sizes range from XS to XXL, while the retail prices go from $38 to $248.

“When designing Le Cloud, we approached each style with the goal of creating shapes that make women feel good about themselves, so their unique personalities can shine through,” said Evans. “When you find those silhouettes, they become your daily uniform. It’s both an emotional and positive connection to clothing that we’re trying to create through our brand.

“This is a first-of-its-kind partnership for us at Saks Off 5th and the essence of what Amy and Leesa are working to accomplish through Le Cloud is something we’re proud to support,” said Tom Ott, chief merchant at Saks Off 5th. “We feel confident about adding Le Cloud to our fashion offering, knowing there is a desire among shoppers for more inclusive and stylish apparel.”

Le Cloud will be available exclusively online and in-store at Saks Off 5th’s 57th Street flagship in New York City and the Beverly Connection location in Los Angeles.

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Another Hollyweird Movie to Avoid: "Snatched" starring Amy Schumer and other anti-Trumpers

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The premise of this movie (scheduled for release next summer): “When her boyfriend dumps Emily, a spontaneous woman in her 30s, she persuades her ultra-cautious mom to accompany her on a vacation to Ecuador. At Emily’s insistence, the pair seek out adventure, but suddenly find themselves kidnapped. When these two very different women are trapped on this wild journey, their bond as mother and daughter is tested and strengthened while they attempt to navigate the jungle and escape.”

Amy Schumer still making movies in America...

Amy Schumer still making movies in America…

Amy Schumer is a crude Hollyweird proggie who promised to leave the U.S. if Trump was elected (specifically, Spain). Of course, she hasn’t moved yet. Guess the U.S. money she’s making is just too tempting for her to leave. Amy is also anti-Second Amendment. Just the type of womyn whose movie I’d love to support, not.

The movie also stars Goldie Hawn. When Goldie is asked about the election, she gives a typical “Goldie” response – rambling and nonsensical.
Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes

The movie also stars Wanda Sykes, a crass homosexual proggie. She was recently booed off stage after her anti-Trump remarks at a charity event. Her response? She gave the crowd the finger as she left the stage. Just the type of womyn whose movie I’d love to support, not.
Chris Meloni

Chris Meloni

The movie also stars Christopher Meloni who despises Trump. Check out his Twitter timeline, which indicates he has the disorder known as TARD. Meloni also said this: “The actor says the “right side” has shown an “endless, obstructionist attitude. It feels that’s been their strategy.” Just the type of proggie whose movie I’d love to support, not.
Óscar Jaenada

Óscar Jaenada

The movie also stars Spanish actor Óscar Jaenada who appears to be anti-Trump as well. On December 4th he retweeted this: “El 70 por ciento de los datos de Trump eran falsos, ganó las elecciones #OjetivoMentiras.” This translates to: “70 percent of Trump’s data was fake, he won the election #GoalLies.” Just the type of Spanish actor whose movie I’d love to support, not.

The movie also stars Randall Park, an American born to Korean parents, who believes Trump is racist. When asked by HuffPo why Trump was surging (back in September 2015), Randall offered this highly insightful analysis: “It’s all so insane.” Just the type of intellectual actor whose movie I’d love to support, not.
Here’s the promo for the movie. Warning: Some language is NSFW.

Keep it up Hollyweird with the actors who spread their anti-Trump hysterics. You’ll still have the LIVs who will support your antics. Conservatives? Not so much.
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Now that Trump is PEOTUS, Madonna is “ashamed” to be an American

Ashamed? This comes from a womyn who offered a blowjob to anyone who would vote for Hillary Clinton. Back in October, Madonna introduced fellow libtard Amy Schumer at an event and said, “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”
The womyn knows no shame.

Madonna is ashamed...

Madonna is ashamed…


From Hollywood Reporter:  Madonna repeatedly criticized President-elect Donald Trump, said she was “ashamed to be an American,” flirted with ex-husband Sean Penn and kissed Ariana Grande at a star-studded benefit in Miami Friday night that raised more than $7.5 million for her Raising Malawi charity that she founded to help children in the African nation. The sold-out $5,000-a-head event was the hottest ticket of Art Basel in Miami Beach.
The focus of the evening’s festivities, which promised “An Evening of Art, Mischief and Music,” was a marathon auction where Madonna sold off several of her possessions to benefit Raising Malawi. The African country is close to the pop icon’s heart because that’s where her adopted son, David Banda, is from.
During the auction and concert, Madonna made a number of provocative comments. The staunch Hillary Clinton supporter, who had promised to perform sexual favors for those who voted for the Democratic presidential nominee, revealed she’d “slept in Donald Trump’s bed.”
Madonna and Ariana at the event/Instagram photo

Madonna and Ariana at the event/Instagram photo


“Now don’t go jumping to conclusions because he wasn’t in that bed. He wasn’t anywhere near that bed. He wasn’t even in the room. I was just doing a photo shoot in Palm Beach for the Versace campaign in his house,” she said, before criticizing the president-elect’s sheets. “I just want to mention that his sheets were not 100 percent Egyptian cotton. Yes. Cheap slumlord. Here’s what I’m wondering: Do you think he’s going to have nice sheets in the White House? Here’s one thing I’m sure of. They won’t be Egyptian cotton because we all know how he feels about Muslims, don’t we?
Some audience members gasped at the last remark, but the Queen of Pop wasn’t done. She performed a slowed-down version of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” and sang, “You know that you’re toxic,” as images of Trump appeared on a large screen behind her.
She also spoke passionately about the plight of Native Americans and asked why their land was being destroyed. “It just really makes me feel ashamed, ashamed to be an American, ashamed to be a human being, really,” she said before launching into “American Life.”
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Several of Madonna’s celebrity friends joined her onstage, including supermodel Karolina Kurkova, who modeled the auction’s first lot — a Bulgari Serpenti Diamond white-gold necklace covered in 15.15 carats of pavé diamonds — which was provided by one of the fundraiser’s sponsors, Bulgari. Alex von Furstenberg won the lot for $180,000. Ariana Grande modeled the next lot, a Swarovski crystal-covered dress by Jeremy Scott for Moschino from Madonna’s Rebel Heart Tour. Grande did a dance with Madonna, whose ex-husband Sean Penn outbid Grande to win the dress for $160,000. “You can come over and wear it in my place anytime,” Penn told Grande.
Penn later joined Madonna onstage and restrained her with a pair of handcuffs — a nod to their kinky days as a couple — to auction off their wedding photos by the late Herb Ritts, which ultimately went for $230,000. “For once, he’s not the one being arrested,” the singer joked of Penn, who also crawled through her legs at one point as the two tried to coerce the audience to bid higher.
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Gag: Amy Schumer to play Barbie in Sony's live action film

I wonder if they’ll film this movie in Spain? That’s where Schumer said she’d move to if Trump was elected. Course, like many celebrities, the hypocrite never did move.

Mattel must be so proud...

Mattel must be so proud…


From Daily Mail: Amy Schumer has landed the lead role in the upcoming Barbie movie, Deadline reported. Sony’s live action film based on the beloved Mattel toy is due out in 2018.
According to the site, the film will be a ‘fish out of water’ story in the mould of Splash of Big. It is set in Barbieland, a world inhabited by the many different version of the doll – more than 180 – whose names, personalities and professions are defined by the particular outfit they wear.
However Schumer’s Barbie – who isn’t ‘perfect enough, is a bit eccentric and doesn’t quite fit the mould’ – is an outcast.
She then goes on an adventure in the real world, before returning to save her hometown, armed with the knowledge that real beauty is on the inside, and the key to happiness is freeing oneself from an unattainable standard of perfection.
The site claimed the film had gone through many writers and incarnations, before a funny female empowerment plot caught Schumer’s eye and she signed on.
In her 57 years, more than one billion Barbies have been sold worldwide, cementing her place as a pop culture icon.
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Let's hope Schumer doesn't do this in the movie to prove she "doesn't quite fit the mould."

Let’s hope Schumer doesn’t do this in the movie to prove she “doesn’t quite fit the mould.”


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The growing list of Hollyweird hypocrites to boycott

As if you didn’t already boycott Hollyweirdos, here’s a list of those who think their opinion matters to you. Don’t waste your money on their products.
From Cosmopolitan, a list of Hollywood folk who despise Trump:

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Schumer trying to make all people happy


Amy Schumer
My act will change because I’ll need to learn to speak Spanish because I will move to Spain, or somewhere. It’s beyond my comprehension if Trump won. It’s too crazy.” — Schumer on BBC’s Newsnight, a little over a month before her recent show in Tampa, where 200 people walked out after she called Trump an “orange, sexual assaulting, fake-college-starting monster.” Later Schumer, a survivor of sexual assault, asked the audience, “You know what I love? A famous guy that will just take me furniture shopping and just straight up grab my pussy.”
(Schumer later offered a sarcastic apology, saying: “Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said reading the letter, noted People. “How could I think it was okay to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views?
“After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people — who’ve been tricked into it,” she added.
Schumer concluded: “… I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster.”)
Chelsea Handler
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Handler not playing with a full deck of cards


“It’s kind of great to have a person like that represent everything that’s wrong in the world. It’s always a good thing to look at somebody and say, ’That’s the worst thing that could happen.’ I think we should keep [Trump] in the spotlight— not as a president, obviously.” — Chelsea Handler at Variety’s Entertainment and Tech Summit, months after posting her naked body to Instagram in protest against Trump and admitting on Live With Kelly and Michael that she “bought a house in another country just in case” Trump wins.
(The worst thing that could happen? Being “grateful” for being able to safely abort the two babies you conceived as a teen. From CNN:
At 16, “I hated my parents and I was having unprotected sex with my boyfriend, who was not someone I should’ve been having sex with in the first place, never mind unprotected sex,” she said.
I wasn’t really playing with a full deck of cards, and when I got pregnant I just thought, Why not? I can have a baby,” she recalled. “Maybe I’ll have twins and give them rhyming names!” Instead, Handler said, her parents took her to Planned Parenthood and she had an abortion.
But that didn’t stop her from getting pregnant again that same year by the same boyfriend, she wrote. “Getting unintentionally pregnant more than once is irresponsible, but it’s still necessary to make a thoughtful decision,” Handler said. “We all make mistakes all the time.”)
Matt Damon
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Damon thinking deeply about gun control


“[Trump] makes me nervous… There’s no way we can let this guy be the [president]. To let that dude have the nuclear football, are you kidding me? That’s dangerous. He’s impulsive and rash, and doesn’t seem to think deeply about too many things.” — Matt Damon on ABC’s Popcorn With Peter Travers. Damon’s feelings on Trump were made evident nearly a year earlier in an interview with a Spanish news agency when he called Trumps’ speech “xenophobic,” “dehumanizing” and “disgusting.”
(This from an actor who is anti-Second Amendment. On a promotional tour for his gun-heavy action series Bourne, he said, “It’s wonderful what Australia did because you guys haven’t had a mass shooting since you went, ‘No, we’re going to be sensible about this.’ And nobody’s rights have been infringed, you guys are fine. I wish we could be sensible like that but I don’t think that’s going to happen in my lifetime.”)
Margaret Cho

Just the nastiest. @realDonaldTrump, you literally have no moral fiber. You’re like no ply toilet paper. Just trash.” — Margaret Cho in a tweet.
Amber Rose
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Jesus Christ, I can’t even think about it! I’m moving, I’m out! I can’t. And I am taking my son with me! I would be devastated, to be honest with you!” — Amber Rose discussing the possibility of Trump becoming president in an US Weekly interview.
Shakira
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Callate!


“No one living in this century should stand behind so much ignorance.” — Shakira in a tweet just a few weeks after Trump characterized Mexican immigrants to the US as “rapists” and criminals.
 (Shakira is a Columbian living in Spain.)
George Clooney
George Clooney's Lake Como mansion - how many refugees are living there?

George Clooney’s Lake Como mansion – how many refugees are living there?


“He’s just an opportunist. Now he’s a fascist; a xenophobic fascist.” — George Clooney in an interview with British newspaper The Guardian. A few months later, Clooney, who’s publically a Clinton supporter, said, “There is not going to be a President Donald Trump. Fear is not going to drive our country.”
(George and his wife Amal fully support Merkel’s open-door policy towards refugees. Yet how many refugees have they accepted into their 30-room mansion? A big fat zero. Hypocrites.)
Eva Longoria
Longoria, whose words apparently don't create

Longoria, whose own words apparently don’t create emotional poison


What I don’t think [Trump] understands and what people don’t understand is words create emotional poison. That’s what they do, they create emotional poison. Hitler moved a nation with words, just words. So you have to expect this backlash. If you say something like that, as he has said, you must expect a backlash.” — Eva Longoria, who almost a year later delivered an impassioned speech at the DNC in which she said that Trump’s comments insult American families like hers.
(This from a women who, as an Obama campaign co-chair, retweeted this: Women, minorities ‘stupid’ to vote for ‘racist/misogynistic’ Romney. She later deleted that tweet.)
Lena Dunham
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No comment necessary


I know a lot of people have been threatening to [move to Canada], but I really will. I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can get my work done from there.” — Lena Dunham at the Matrix Awards, adding another comment to her long list of anti-Trump sentiments. The ’Girls’ actress is a staunch Clinton supporter and has been very vocal about Trump’s treatment of women on Twitter and other platforms.
Cher
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“He’s so Patty McCormack: consummate liar, doesn’t care who she hurts, insane; a sociopathic narcissist. I just wish he’d fall off the face of the Earth.” — Cher in a speech at a Hillary Clinton fundraiser, in which she also compared the candidate to Stalin and Hitler and said, “I just think he’s a fucking idiot.” The Goddess of Pop has also made her anti-Trump stance evident on Twitter with comments like “dump Trump,” “support him!? I’d rather chew glass,” “let’s throw Trump in a volcano,” and “If he were to be elected, I’m moving to Jupiter.
Johnny Depp
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Depp the accused domestic abuser and his bullied ex-wife


“If Donald Trump is elected president of the United States in a kind of historical way, it’s exciting because we will see the actual last president of the United States. It just won’t work after that.” — Johnny Depp, just a few months after he called the Republican candidate a “brat” who works through “bullydom.”
(This comes from a man who was accused of domestic violence by his former wife Amber Heard. They settled out of court claiming, “their “relationship was intensely passionate and at times volatile, but always bound by love. Neither party has made false accusations for financial gain. There was never any intent of physical or emotional harm.” Heard donated her $7 million proceeds from the divorce to charity.)
Susan Sarandon
Sarandon trying to get a reaction

Sarandon trying to get a reaction


“He reminds me of a drunk uncle at a wedding, who gets up and starts talking and just loves the crowd and just goes on and on and on and says whatever he can to get a reaction. He’s like a figure from a Kurt Vonnegut novel; I can’t even address him seriously.” — Susan Sarandon when introducing Bernie Sanders at a rally in January.
Robert De Niro
High school dropout De Niro

De Niro didn’t do his homework


He’s so blatantly stupid. He’s a punk, he’s a dog, he’s a pig, he’s a con — a bullshit artist. A mutt who doesn’t know what he’s talking about, doesn’t do his homework, doesn’t care, thinks he’s gaming society, doesn’t pay his taxes. He’s an idiot.” — Robert De Niro in a video released through Anonymous Content and their voteyourfuture.us campaign. The actor continues, referring to Trump as “this fool,” “this bozo,” and saying, ” “He talks about how he wants to punch people in the face. Well, I’d like to punch him in the face.”
(This coming from an actor who never graduated from high school.)
Miley Cyrus
Cyrus is a nightmare

Cyrus is a nightmare


“Donald Trump is a fucking nightmare.” — Cyrus on Instagram.
There’s plenty more Hollyweirdos on the list. Read it here.
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Singer Madonna offers a BJ to anyone who'll vote for Hillary

Are we in Hell?
You can’t sink any lower than this: a 58-year-old woman publicly offers to give a blow job to anyone who’ll vote for Hillary Clinton.
On Tuesday night, Oct. 18, 2016, while introducing so-called comedienne and niece of senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) Amy Schumer, at a performance in New York’s Madison Square Garden, the singer who calls herself Madonna told the crowd:

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”

Amy Schumer

Amy Schumer


As reported by Breitbart, during her performance in Manhattan, Schumer read aloud a letter she composed in response to hundreds of Trump supporters who had booed, stood up, and walked out on her stand-up gig 2 nights ago at the Amalie Arena in Tampa, Florida, when she went into an anti-Trump rant, calling him an “orange monster”. This was the letter Schumer read:

“Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now. How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility.”

Schumer then said that she looks forward to “putting this all behind us” in November, when “Hillary Clinton is our motherfucking president.”
The New York Daily News notes that this isn’t the first time Madonna went slutty for Hillary.
On Sept. 28, Madonna and singer Katy Perry went topless on social media to encourage people to vote for Hillary. Madonna wrote:

“I’m voting naked with Katy Perry!! Vote for Hillary. She’s the Best we got!”

Katy Perry, who will be 32 years old on October 25, said that when she was 15, she’d sold her soul to the devil:

As for Madonna, all decked out as the Baphomet at the 2012 Super Bowl, she turned her halftime performance into a satanic ritual (see “Super Bowl Satanism”):
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See also “Clinton friend and assassin Larry Nichols: Hillary is a satanist”.
H/t FOTM‘s GiGi and Lola
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Bono tells Congress they should send Amy Schumer, Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen to combat ISIS

What a genius Bono is…why hasn’t anyone else thought of this before?
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Via Daily Mail: U2 frontman Bono brought his star power to Capitol Hill on Tuesday as he called on members of Congress to take swift action to deal with the global refugee crisis and violent extremism.
As he testified to the Senate Appropriations subcommittee that oversees foreign aid, he offered one novel suggestion for countering extremism. ‘Don’t laugh,’ Bono said, suggesting the Senate ‘send in’ comedians Amy Schumer, Chris Rock and Sacha Baron Cohen to counteract the militants’ violent message. ‘If you laugh at them when they’re goose-stepping down the street, then it takes away their power,’ he said.

Let's send Schumer to combat ISIS!

Let’s send Schumer to combat ISIS!


Bono – who visited Kenya, Jordan, Turkey and Egypt as part of a US congressional delegation led by Republican Senator Lindsey Graham – urged U.S. lawmakers to act quickly to counteract ‘an existential crisis’ in Europe, with nationalist parties rising in several countries and even Britain considering leaving the European Union.
He warned that refugee crises like the one triggered by fighting in Syria typically last for 25 years.
And he said that without a coordinated global response, the Middle East, Africa and now increasingly Europe would face the type of chaos that allows extremist groups to find willing recruits among desperate young people.  The human torrent threatens the very idea of European unity, he said, as he urged lawmakers to think of foreign aid as national security instead of charity.
‘When aid is structured properly, with a focus on fighting poverty and improving governance, it could just be the best bulwark we have against the extremism of our age,’ the rock star and anti-poverty campaigner testified.
Africa, in particular, is grappling with what Bono called a phenomenon of three extremes — ideology, poverty and climate. ‘Those three extremes make one unholy trinity of an enemy and our foreign policy needs to face in that direction,’ he said. ‘It’s even bigger than you think.’
Bono said he understood the financial stress the U.S. and other nations are under as they debate how much foreign aid to allot. But he warned the bills will only get bigger without action. ‘If you don’t do it now, it’s going to cost a lot more later,’ he said. ‘I do know that.’
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The hearing took place as lawmakers put the final touches on a new spending plan that may include steep international aid cuts. But Graham, the panel’s chairman, has called for a multibillion-dollar aid program to address the crisis in the Middle East and deal with millions of refugees fleeing violence in Syria, Iraq and other countries.
Backers of the plan say defeating Islamic State and other militant groups, and preventing the rise of new ones, will require humanitarian aid and economic development. ‘I’m a pretty hawkish fellow, but I learned a long time ago… that you are not going to win this war by killing terrorists,’ Graham said.
‘We have a moment now that we haven’t had in decades’ in terms of political attention to the issue, said Kelly Clements, deputy high commissioner of the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.
Graham will have a difficult time getting support for a Middle East aid program from his fellow Republicans, who tend to be skeptical about international organizations like the United Nations and generally want tight controls on government spending.
At the hearing, Republican senators expressed concern about being effective for the American taxpayer and roles for partnerships with private companies.
h/t Weasel Zippers
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Amy Schumer declares on TV she would perform oral sex on lesbian Lily Tomlin

This is a new low even for depraved Hollywood.
Amy Schumer, 34, is an actress/comedienne and niece of Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY). An advocate for gun control, she was named one of Time magazine’s 100 most influential people in 2015.
At the 21st Annual Critics’ Choice Awards on Jan. 17, 2016, accepting the award for “Best Actress in a Comedy,” Schumer declared to lesbian actress Lily Tomlin (1:02 mark):

“I would love to go down on you”

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“Go down on” is a slang expression for cunnilingus.
The awards were broadcast live during prime time on A&E, Lifetime and LMN, which meant children were watching.
When has American culture become so utterly crude and vulgar?
A fish rots from the head down. I’ve said before that I believe a portal to Hell was opened when Barack Obama was elected president.
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