Tag Archives: American bald eagle

Standing Guard

On a misty June morning, an American bald eagle proudly stands guard atop a headstone in Fort Snelling National Cemetery in Minneapolis, MN.

This photo, by Frank Glick, was first published in the Minneapolis Star/Tribune.

H/t beloved Wendy



Obama Changes U.S. National Symbol

Today, the Obama administration announced that our country’s national emblem will be changed from the American Bald Eagle

to this,

a condom, because a condom more accurately reflects our government’s current political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.

It just doesn’t get any more accurate than this.

H/t beloved fellow Tony Whitcomb.  🙂


New Presidential Symbol

The regal eagle used to be America’s national symbol.

No more.

The skunk has replaced the eagle as the new symbol for the President.

It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.

H/t beloved fellow FS.