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The naked protester Caption Contest

This is the 189th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (Eye Bleach Warning!):

About the pic: On December 7, 2017, Aleksandra Nemchinova, 36, protested naked outside Ukraine’s parliament in Kiev, with the message “Row the f*ck away” scrawled on her body directed at the president and his political opponent for “ruining the country”. Wielding a paddle, she fought the guards before she was arrested and hauled away. (Daily Mail)

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, December 11, 2018.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Guard: “Grab your pussy? I wouldn’t touch it with a 10-ft. pole.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.


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