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Axe and two 38

A little old lady had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: “Stop!  Acts 2:38!” (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.  The woman calmly called the police
and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: “Why
did you just stand there?  All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.”
“Scripture?” replied the burglar “She said she had an axe and two 38s!”
Knowing Scripture is a life saver in more ways than one! 😉
H/t FOTM’s Joseph

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This One's for Sage!

A little old lady came home from shopping and found a robber in her kitchen.

Scared and not knowing what to do, she raised her hand and quoted the Scripture “Acts 2:38.”

The robber froze in his tracks, so she called the police. When the policeman came, he saw this robber standing perfectly still and wondered what the lady had done.

He asked her, and she replied, “I just quoted some Scripture.”

The policeman turned to the robber and said, “Why did that Scripture make you act this way?” Continue reading

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