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We have a winner!

The writers of FOTM voted for what each considered to be the best (#1) and second-best (#2) captions. Each #1 vote is worth 4 points; a #2 vote is worth 2 points.

And the winner of the 209th FOTM Caption Contest, with two #1 votes and one  #2 vote, totaling 10 points, is . . .

Dave!

Here is the winning caption:

“What happens when Beto tests out his new gun confiscation plan.”

galmend and Marcia Walsh are in second place, each with two #1 votes and 8 points. Here are their captions:

galmend: “It’s time for the new game show, ‘Whack a Commie!'”

Marcia Walsh: “How’d you like a nice hawaiian punch?”

William is in 3rd place, with one #1 vote and one #2 vote, totaling 6 points. Here is his caption:

This must be that “reality” that I keep hearing about. This never happened in mom’s basement.

Richard Ostergard is in 4th place, with two #2 votes, totaling 4 points:

Wake up call for Stupid!

greenworxx, Jackie Puppet, and YouKnowWho are in 5th place, each with one #2 vote and two points. Here are their captions:

greenworxx: “Reality hurts!!”

Jackie Puppet: “Between this, and Bernie vs. the speed bag, I’m endlessly entertained!”

YouKnowWho: “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down”

WELL DONE, EVERYONE!

Congratulations, Dave!

Here is your super-duper Award of Excellence, all ready for framing!

For all the other caption submissions, go here.

Be here tomorrow for our next, very exciting Caption Contest!

~Eowyn

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The ‘Bam! Smack! Pow!’ Caption Contest

THIS CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED (Oct. 1, 2019)

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This is the 209th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the GIF (h/t Dave):

About the GIF: At a demonstration for climate in Paris, France, on Sept. 21, 2019, this is what happened when a climate-change protester tried to grab the rifle of a French cop.

You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box).
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM:D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, October 1, 2019.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

The feel-good GIF of the year!

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here.

~Eowyn

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