“Survivor”, Texas Style!

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Don’t mess with Texas! Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled: Survivor, Texas Style!

The eight contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio. Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville.

They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth.

Finally, back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:

1 ~ I’m a Democrat

2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals

3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks

4 ~ Boycott Beef

5 ~ I Voted for Obama

6 ~ George Strait Sucks

7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012 

8 ~ I’m here to confiscate your guns

The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God Bless Texas !!!

h/t Laura


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0 responses to ““Survivor”, Texas Style!

  1. The ultimate “Survivor” contest would have to be “Survivor, San Francisco”:

    Drive a big Humvee w/ these bumper stickers:

    1 ~ I’m a Republican
    2 ~ No Same-Sex Marriage
    3 ~ No Amnesty for Illegals
    4 ~ Guns don’t kill. Only people kill
    5 ~ Obama sucks
    6 ~ I’ll Vote for Romney

    Correction: SF will cheer “Obama sucks,” but for the wrong reason!

    • Hahaha…Doc we were at a gun show in Texas Saturday and we parked behind a pickup that had every single one of these on the tale gate! Plus one…”life begins at conception”! No Joke!

  2. Reblogged this on robert's space and commented:
    see i caved in.

  3. Proud to be a Texan!!!

  4. Yup, that’s Texas. 🙂


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