“Survivor”, Texas Style!

Don’t mess with Texas! Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled: Survivor, Texas Style!

The eight contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio. Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville.

They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth.

Finally, back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:

1 ~ I’m a Democrat

2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals

3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks

4 ~ Boycott Beef

5 ~ I Voted for Obama

6 ~ George Strait Sucks

7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012 

8 ~ I’m here to confiscate your guns

The 1st one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. God Bless Texas !!!

h/t Laura

DCG

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Dr. Eowyn
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The ultimate “Survivor” contest would have to be “Survivor, San Francisco”:

Drive a big Humvee w/ these bumper stickers:

1 ~ I’m a Republican
2 ~ No Same-Sex Marriage
3 ~ No Amnesty for Illegals
4 ~ Guns don’t kill. Only people kill
5 ~ Obama sucks
6 ~ I’ll Vote for Romney

Correction: SF will cheer “Obama sucks,” but for the wrong reason!

Miranda
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Hahaha…Doc we were at a gun show in Texas Saturday and we parked behind a pickup that had every single one of these on the tale gate! Plus one…”life begins at conception”! No Joke!

roberthenryfischat
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Reblogged this on robert's space and commented:
see i caved in.

sparrow59
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sparrow59

Proud to be a Texan!!!

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Yup, that’s Texas. 🙂