Don’t mess with Texas! Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled: Survivor, Texas Style!
The eight contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio. Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville.
They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth.
Finally, back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:
1 ~ I’m a Democrat
2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals
3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks
4 ~ Boycott Beef
5 ~ I Voted for Obama
6 ~ George Strait Sucks
7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012
8 ~ I’m here to confiscate your guns