Sunday Morning Funnies

 Hope you enjoy our Sunday Funnies.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job, so they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together.

The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the
Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First
Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God‘s
holy word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the
circumcision.”

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Every ten years, the monks in the Cistercian monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance.

He thinks for a second, then says “Food bad.”

Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.”

It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the abbot a long stare and says, “I quit.”

“I’m not surprised,” the abbot says. “You’ve complained ever since you got here!”

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~Steve~                                  Big H/T  Joseph
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0 responses to “Sunday Morning Funnies

  1. Ha silly Rabbi, what was he thinking?!

     

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