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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job, so they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together.
The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the
Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God‘s
holy word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the